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20th December, 2004 at 02:23:07 -

What do you guys think? What would be the single most painful way to die? I guess there could be a winner with the best suggestion, but nobody cares about that stuff anyway.

I think being skinned whilst still alive, having your eyes slit with a rusty razor, being rolled in a pit of vinegar, then a pit of salt, having your fists and feet set on fire, and then being slowly eaten by ants in a hot sun would probably suck. Oh, and a squid jig being inserted then torn out of the anus.

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20th December, 2004 at 03:11:31 -

Frickin' gruesome man...

I'd have to go with being trompled by midgets. It would be... painfully funny.

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20th December, 2004 at 03:23:51 -

Damn, man. You win. I mean, MIDGETS, for crying out loud. I'd rather be trampled by anything else.

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20th December, 2004 at 05:22:05 -

When I used to play starcraft and someone would use a maphack, I would tell them that I was going to:

"Come over to your house and slit each person in your family's throats one by one and make them watch as they died, the rape their mother and mutillate her genitals, then I am going to cut open your dad's scrotum and force feed you his testicles."

After going on like that for a bit I'd say that:

"I am going to stake your hands and feet to the ground, and cut off your eyelids."

That way they would go blind from staring at the sun, they would also starve/bleed to death.


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20th December, 2004 at 06:02:44 -

kinda related; i usually drive past a mill which has a big sign on it saying "SALTON" and i always imagine myself ripping off my leg with some knife and licking it only to imagine it tasting of salt.

and i always come out with little things like "imagine being scalped and someone putting conditioner on your still throbbing brain?"... im really a happy person, honest!

 
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20th December, 2004 at 06:03:53 -

Strap someone to a chair in a small airtight room, cut their eyelids off and force them to watch 'From Justin to Kelly' or something equally terrifying in a loop. If the film doesn't get them, the ever-decreasing supply of oxygen will.

 
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20th December, 2004 at 06:40:26 -

Rip off using, your hands using rubber gloves encrusted with high pH acidic substance, someones scrotoum, or tits, and slowly rub salt into their beleeding wounds, then with a small stake knife, carve deeper into the hole, then burn the open wound once again, with a blow tourch, after waiting for the skin to cool rip off the black skin and using sergical tweezers left out and vein, or nevers visble, and slowly, dismember them using sowing needels, then hire a homeless person to tear open the wounds with his infected dirty fingures with the prospect of some kind of edible matter inside, the persons, now proberly extruating, ridgid body, then during the homeless mans will to dismember the wound in prospect of a feed brake the victims jaw, and slowly cut, the eyelidsand place pins into the white flesh of the eyeball, after doing this... find some kind of orophis, place a hose pipe into it push in realitevel deep, then pour oil, or a flamable substance into it and set the liquid on fire, then place, carcase ina box and put it into a meat grinder... and leave it...

 
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20th December, 2004 at 09:08:41 -

this topic REALLY isn't appropriate at christmas time...

 
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20th December, 2004 at 12:17:28 -

The most painful way to die? To be stabbed to death with your own severed cock.

 
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20th December, 2004 at 12:44:56 -

Oh, I've got one-

Your cornered by a bunch of midget clowns who want you dead! They tie you down and run you over with there midget clown car of death. Your intestens hang out of your mouth because of the midget clown car impact. Then they release the killer bees! They sting you for an hour. And then they release the moose. The moose watches you. It uses its freaky-moosey powers to pull your liver out your mouth.

You break free some how. But then you find out your in Death Valley. You crawl through the steamin' hot desart with your organs hanging out of your mouth. Then the buzzards come. They peck at you as you crawl along the hot desart ground. Then a cute little kid comes. He starts pokin' you with a stick. As you make it to the end of the deseart, the clowns come again. They beat you up, and then crucify you.

After 20 days, you finally die.
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20th December, 2004 at 16:04:57 -

Cancer. From what I've heard with people with cancer (my mate's uncle, who died couple of weeks ago) they'd rather be stabbed in the neck and have his eye gouged out while somebody poured hot coal over his body then to suffer a slow cancerous death.

But I guess my most painful death would be shot in the lung then to fall into a swimming pool and someone to put the Swimming Pool cover over it, so you basically die a slow and horrible death.

 
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20th December, 2004 at 18:08:35 -

I've always wanted to give someone a cuban necktie. I imagine that would suck.

 
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20th December, 2004 at 18:13:16 -

Ass Trev: I can imagine that happening and me being more worried about whether my cock looked big or small from the killer's angle.

Ahem.

A lot of my friends are afraid of burning slowly to death. Theyre idiots.

 
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20th December, 2004 at 18:20:52 -

Apparently being burned to death doesn't hurt too much, the fire eats up the oxygen straight away so you suffocate really quickly and don't feel the majority of the burning. Same with drowning, that's supposed to be a comparitively comfortable way to die, once the water has entered your blood stream, you're pretty much unconscious and then dead. So I've heard.

 
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20th December, 2004 at 19:38:04 -

Best way to die is simply get crushed by a huge plain. Die instently.
Worst way to die... never thought of it. I'd say Rick is automaticly the winner here. Th vinegar & salt would be the reasion for that one.

 
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20th December, 2004 at 20:10:30 -

Eaten alive by zombies really really slow in a pool of salty water.

 
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20th December, 2004 at 23:06:53 -

I always salt my wounds, that way they taste better. I still think mine would be the worst, so far it is the sickest.

 
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21st December, 2004 at 03:35:08 -

BC: I didnt realise plains could crush things?
Anyway, the for the best way to die look no further than Monty Python's The Meaning of Live...

 
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21st December, 2004 at 12:45:25 -

I got one, my world history teacher said it.

"Would you rather stick a needle in your eye, or slide down a slide of razor blades, naked, and land in a bucket of alcohol"

....wow, spooks me out everytime...

 
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21st December, 2004 at 13:25:11 -

The most painful way to die? Pft. Easy. Playing Punchit. Because it would want to make you kill yourself in the most horrendous way possible to escape the misery.

 
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21st December, 2004 at 14:19:12 -

"...or slide down a slide of razor blades..."

haha, go to my local "water park" (bunch of shitty waterslides) and that may just happen! every so often gypsies wedge razor blades in the tubes, and the employees have to go down the slides on harnesses every day to check there aren't any there. naturally after finding that out i didn't go there any more.

 
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21st December, 2004 at 14:26:53 -

The most painful way to die is death by paper cuts. Imagine one of them on your ballsack!

 
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21st December, 2004 at 20:53:18 -

being eaten by a snake and still being conscience when it is digesting you must be pretty harsh.
well its more likely than some extreme ones mentioned.

 
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22nd December, 2004 at 09:05:01 -

I think being stretched to death must be painful, and when you're body's taught, slitting your skin so everything falls out

 
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22nd December, 2004 at 13:47:52 -

Being eaten alive by a Plastic Toy Guitar.

 
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22nd December, 2004 at 14:17:22 -

Jeesus pete, thats fucking horrible, who would do such a thing? I'm glad we don't have gypsies, or smart bad guys.

The only waterpark in hawaii is like 4 years old, and pretty decent, but if you go to an old one on the mainland, sometimes the fiberglass is soo worn down that you get microscopic shards stuck in your back the whole way down.

 
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22nd December, 2004 at 19:24:22 -

@ JP:
"I still think mine would be the worst, so far it is the sickest."
True... just add rape!

@ Pete:
I've heard stories of people putting razor blades in children's slides and stuff, it's pretty screwed up. It would be worse if they were put in chocolate bars, though.

There's some nice deaths in here, people. Keep 'em coming!

 

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23rd December, 2004 at 10:15:11 -

ive always wanted to inject cyanide into any form of drugs or cigarette. but then i thought theyre just killing themselves anyway. or a mini firework pointing towards to smokers face. that could be funny

 
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23rd December, 2004 at 13:39:47 -

This is going to be one red christmas...

 
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23rd December, 2004 at 19:23:34 -

Having a spasm until you snap your own back whilst your skin is melting off would probably be a bad way to go. See The Rock (the movie, not the man).

 

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26th December, 2004 at 11:43:02 -

i dont know the most painfull way of death but i know the most embarrasing way to die,

being robbed by an old lady and drown in a pool of water on the street´

 
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27th December, 2004 at 23:21:54 -

now that i know i will never get to sleep, I will make up one...

being raped by an old woman and then having your cock ground up in some sort of gear thingy... then having your eyelids cut off and having lemon juice dropped in them and in the bleeding remains of your cock... then having a rusty metal hook shoved up your anus (really far) and then being buried in fresh elephant poo until you suffocate (zookeepers have died like that!).

 
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27th December, 2004 at 23:25:23 -

Wow, elaborate.

 
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you guys are really sick.

 

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one word: ants

 
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1st January, 2005 at 23:50:10 -

Not too bad, Pickleman, but let's try not to get this topic locked, eh?

Templar: If you don't like reading explicit deaths, why did you bother opening this thread? What did you think "most painful way to die" meant?

Liquixcat: Ants, yes. Ants are nasty. Nature's own little torturers.

 

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2nd January, 2005 at 00:16:15 -

We had the exact same discussion on another forum a couple of months ago.

Then I wrote (translating): To have your head in a container filled with acid which slowly burns away your skin then works it's way into the muscles and then starts eating on the skull while someone keeps you awaki and alive all the time until you land face down in hell.

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2nd January, 2005 at 07:59:10 -

How about crucifiction?

 
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2nd January, 2005 at 08:07:40 -

Crucifiction. Yowch!

Being crucified i an arctic terrain would really be painful. THe blood from you wounds would freese solid before coagulating (that would hurt a bit), then when you're almost dead someone comes and cuts the big cross down so you land on the ground with the cross over you, thus breaking your nose and yaw (and possibly some other bones too). Then you'd be left to die freesing.

That would really suck!

 
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3rd January, 2005 at 02:13:26 -

Crucifiction. Then salt. Then ants. Yes.

 

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3rd January, 2005 at 20:09:47 -

Obviously the worst way to die would be this:

Going to a cheap restaraunt with an ugly date.

Halfway through her family shows up and they're all hicks.

They don't go away.

The wait staff informs you that the restaraunt is sitting on a bed of uranium.

Upon hearing the news that you're going to die of radiation poisoning, you choke on your steak.

The inbred hillbillies see you in distress and attempt CPR.

Multiple times.

After several hours they succeed, and instead you are slowly killed by radiation-induced illnesses.

 
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6th January, 2005 at 11:00:47 -

I'm sure a painful way to die would be to undress a girl wearing one of these monstrosities:
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6th January, 2005 at 22:55:27 -

Holy crap. Now I WANT to die.

 

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7th January, 2005 at 12:36:43 -

Aagh! The horror!

 
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15th January, 2005 at 18:07:28 -

no body even considered getting a continuos blood transfusion while being lowered onto a sander EXTREMELY slowly with your body set up so you cant avoid it... and caffiene so you dont sleep, nutients in the blood so you dont need to eat (i really did mean slow) and then you could add that t-shirt and ants and put sulphur on the sander and stuff... you know... the usual

 
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15th January, 2005 at 18:12:07 -

the most painful way to die?

to die unloved

 
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15th January, 2005 at 18:19:20 -

And covered in ants, after being skinned.

 

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15th January, 2005 at 19:23:33 -

Better to have lived and loved, than to have fallen in a pit of bark scorpions whilst covered in poison ivy.

 

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16th January, 2005 at 01:03:18 -

Some morons stuck nails through the bottom of a popular tube slide at Putney park (a popular park). It's a big slide and at the speed most people go down they would rip huge holes in you. Bastards.

 
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16th January, 2005 at 03:13:00 -

Getting slowly put into a woodchipper and getting covered in salt every 5 minutes. Or getting car battery acid dumped onto your crotch.

 
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16th January, 2005 at 05:49:42 -

oh no i havnt been dumped, just wanted to sound all wise n crap

 
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16th January, 2005 at 17:31:41 -

I read about the most awesome way to kill youself. Alan Turing did it when everyone found out he was homosexual. He took a big jar of cyanide and soaked an apple in it, then took a couple of bites.

Dip the apple in the brew. Let the Sleeping Death
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16th January, 2005 at 17:40:38 -

how does cyanide kill you? does it just stop the heart or something

 
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16th January, 2005 at 21:59:47 -

It bonds very quickly with metals in the body, which deactivates cellular respiration. So it basically shuts down the brain very quickly, since that has the highest oxygen requirements and enough bloodflow to draw in a lot of the poison.

 
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17th January, 2005 at 09:33:34 -

Apple pips contain very small amounts of cyanide. If you (are mad enough to) eat a plateful you'll die.

 
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18th January, 2005 at 03:38:36 -

Getting crushed alive, but here´s the clue. The room only movies against each other halv a cm a minute or so, so that you feel you´re outer and inner body getting crushed.First you´re shoulders will snap forward, then you´re nose will snap and afterwords you´re skull will SLOWLY get crushed, untill you feel you´re eyes try to pop out without succes. yeah.

Or getting hung upside down by the ankles, naked and kept there for a half hour until your blood leaves your legs and you don´t feel a thing in your lower body. Then someone would saw from between your legs till your navel, and then lift you upside down again so that you can relish the feeling of your intestines falling out. You´d probably bleed slowly to death afterwords.

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18th January, 2005 at 09:30:22 -

Melting when someone throws water over you.
No, wait. That was a movie.

More like holding a ring while falling into hot lava.
No, wait. That was a movie again.

Know what, never mind.

 
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30th January, 2005 at 00:47:45 -

Rubbish... I've eaten two platefuls of apple seeds before, and I feel... fi... *ERK!*

 
   

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