"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
I want to complain about this post, it's pointless
"If Darl McBride was in charge, he'd probably make marriage unconstitutional too, since clearly it de-emphasizes the commercial nature of normal human interaction, and probably is a major impediment to the commercial growth of prostitution."
-- Linus Torvalds, December 5th 2003.
(Darl McBride is CEO of The SCO Group)
this place sucks but don't tell anyone, it's our little secret, ok?
I wish to complain about the complainants who are complaining about anything worth complaining but nothing is worth complaining about so quit your complaining about complaining...and now I'm complaining
I also want to complain about Circy.. but I wont.
Instead I want to complain about my slow computer and my slow internet connection, and my cmputer crashing nearly all the time!!!
I want to complain about Dickhead. He's a fag. His avatar is gay. He is apparently obbsessed with dicks. He says he has made 3 games about a guy or thing named Dickhead. I think I speak for every straight guy here, including myself, when I say that guys with the name Dickhead should not be posting in DC!
I want to complain about these stupid complaints of wich everyone keeps complaining and complaining about how too many people are complaining and that complaining is useless when this forum is for complaining and you're complaining that this complaining forum shouldn't be here so people can't complain in a complaining forum when you're complaining anyways!!!C'mon, everyone's gotta complain somtime. Why not complain here?
To put it simple, here's my point- PEOPLE! DON'T DISS ON COMPLAINING HERE!!
damn muggus, the amount you must spend on beer... :S
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
I'd like to complain about the price of Guinness going up again at the pub where I work. Now it's 50p more expensive than the next most expensive beer. Bloody hell.
I want to complain about those crappy spoons you get with those frozen paddle pop bucket things, They are so god damn annoying, you try to scoop out some icecream and the spoon snaps in half sending the plastic flying directly into your eye and flinging a blob of icecream over your sholder missing the person walking behind you by about an inch, Then you try to eat the rest with a the half a crappy spoon and you cut your teeth and gums up so bad with the sharp snapped plasic cheap crappy plastic crap, So by this point you'll be blind, bleeding to death and about to be beaten by the ex pro wrestler that was walking behind you, But thats not it. Just when you think your day could get any worst you try to eat the rest of the ice cream with the quarter of a spoon you have left, So you jam it in and scoop some up, so far so good, it hasn't flung anywere or hit anyone, as you lift the spoon higher it falls off and lands on your new shoes that wrecks them and causes you to trip over rolling onto the highway, just getting missed my speeding cars you manage to get back onto the footpath. Tired of all this you take the icecream and throw it as far as you can.... then it lands on a police car... So now your in jail with no teeth, no eyes, no shoes and bruises everywere just because of a crappy plastic spoon.
I want to complain about people who think they are funny because they complain about people complaining.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
I want to complain about this new signiture virus.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Assault Andy Administrator
I make other people create vaporware
Registered 29/07/2002
Points 5686
6th August, 2003 at 02:02:29 -
I'm complaining that i want MMF 2 real soon or Xbox Live. Also noobs ask the dumbest things .
Here's a suggestion:
We should have a top 10 FAQ then when we get a forum post about things like "What's custom movement" then we can just say go check it on the top 10 FAQ. The FAQ could include things like:
What's an ini?
What's Custom movement?
Things like that, then they can have links to good articles. And we can have a vote system like the good/bad game one, to see which articles should be in the top 10.
I'd like to complain about something we are all dying to.
MSN MESSENGER!!!!!!!!
Holy Jumping Crap! Sure, it's all fun and games until your being murdered, trying to send a message to the cops. Emphasis on TRYING!
Then suddenly, a long quiet conversation starts jumping again with your contact talking about a bunch of crap you don't get. Gee, I wonder why. Oh yeah, he's been sending message for the past 20 minutes. Have you seen them? ....Noooooooooooo.
So you could keep trying to send messages, but perhaps you'd rather check your junk mail ridden inbox. Of course there is a filter setting, but it either seems to add junk mail, or doesn't let you get any mail whatsover.
Not that matters of course, when half the time you can't freaking sign in. So you keep trying. You check the .NET status. It says it's all fine. Fine my eye!
Then by the time you can sign in, your computer has decomposed and you have just had your 80th birthday.
Keep using MSN Messenger.....NO-THANKS!
Here are what some disgruntled poets had to say.
With Msn you can talk to your friends for ever and ever,
Error, Error, Error, Error, Error, Error, Error, Error,
It's great to talk to friends and say wassup,
It's even better when you miss their answer cos Msn had frozen up,
Why talk uninterupted when something better beckons,
Something like being cut off every 5 seconds,
Msn is good when talking on the mic,
The huge static explosions are something I really like,
I rest my long, pointless case.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
I'd like to complain about the fact that at the start of this year I had 4 grand which mysteriously has just disappeared.
I'd also like to complain about the fact that alcohol is so bloody expensive!...but i'm not complaining about the fact you can win beer for getting trivia questions at our uni bar! Hooray for uni!
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
I want to complain about the spelling and poor grammar on TDC....
Ashman: Your hardly on MSN anyway, or maybe it is because we live in different time zones, you log into MSN while I'm dreaming of Justin Timberlake... dying a horrible bloody death and drowing in a river I cried for him.
Note: I also want to complain about Circy's anger... GRRRR! {angry}
where's all the thread-locking admins when you need them....
"If Darl McBride was in charge, he'd probably make marriage unconstitutional too, since clearly it de-emphasizes the commercial nature of normal human interaction, and probably is a major impediment to the commercial growth of prostitution."
-- Linus Torvalds, December 5th 2003.
(Darl McBride is CEO of The SCO Group)
this place sucks but don't tell anyone, it's our little secret, ok?
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
I want to complain that I keep getting credit for crappy code, but whenever something works wonderfully well it's always someone else who gets the credit.
I think I'm just gonna complain in general, I mean, too much to complain about.
1) War in iraq (but what about peace in Iraq?)
2) Capitalism (favours the rich and powerful, exploits poor and vulnerable)
3) Footballers (get paid way too much, considering they just kick a football around)
4) Bad pizzas (terrible, cos they can nearly put you off pizzas forever.. THE HORROR!)
5) RTFMers (who say it even when it-is-not-in-the-manual!)
6) RTFMers (who ask even tho it-is-in-the-manual!)
People who are bad at counting (grrrr!)
I wasn't talking about your game. I was talking about a counter expression I mentioned somewhere. Anyway, about 8 posts down someone mentioned the exact same thing and they got all the thanks for helping.
This was on a different forum BTW.
Edit: Oh, and I find it hard to reply to 16 messages asking the same thing. I did reply though, after I had something to reply.
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
First of all...Hangovers!
I was hungover and wanted to die yesterday, but fine today, even though I drank just as much, if not more! What's the deal with that! Man they're a pain in the arse, or head, anyway.
Second...drunken stumbling
I wake up in the morning, hungover of course, and i've got bloody grazes, cuts and bruises all over my arms and legs from the 5km walk home I had the night before! How do I manage to just stack when there's nothing to trip over on! Man, i'm still in pain!
Thirdly...memory loss
I don't actually remember axing myself as I mentioned above, my mates just reminded me. Infact, I can't even remember walking into the 2nd pub on Friday night...all I remember was drinking a double OP rum and coke and having a sip of my mates Rare Breed Wild Turkey. Supposidly I spewed as well!? I DON'T REMEMBER!!! ARGH!!!
Another thing...5 Litre kegs of German beer
Although Dab is a great beer and I got it for a good price...5 litres just ain't enough for some bruddas like myself. I wake up this morning and they keg's empty!!! ARGH!!! I'm buying cases from now on...or looking for bigger kegs.
Lastly...Liver cancer
...I'm doomed to get it right?
One thing I can't complain about is my weekend...It was tops
Keep it real everyone...and don't attempt this at home!
...save it for the pubs
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
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Joshtek
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People who are bad at counting (grrrr!)
