My cat died recently so I wont be playing your game Bo Fu. I think more time should be spent creating games that are successful, firstly by being favourable to as wide an audience as possible and not being offensive - should send it along the right tracks.
It's a real shame for the competance people show in game making and programming to go into such poor development.
I'm not making "Kitten in a Microwave." (Though it is a good idea.) I was poking fun at how hilarious some people's reaction to this game is.
So, it's okay to kill people in games, but once we're talking about animals, suddenly we're going too far, right? We'll shoot the crap out of humans and aliens, but the instant the opponent is made an animal, a bunch of people are going to get all bent out of shape.
Hell, I should make a game where the mission is to kill every animal in the zoo with just a pair of nail clippers and a Speedo.
These things aren't meant to be taken seriously.
And I'm sorry about your cat's death, but I'm also sorry for the also tragic loss of your sense of humor. The cat can't be replaced, though.
If wishes were fishes then we'd all smell like ladies' underwear.
It's...beautiful...a masterpiece for both kids and grown-ups!
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9th February, 2007 at 16:06:50 -
I must say that the game might be fun if it wasn't so difficult. It's just frustrating in single player, I can't get past the first level. There are just too many enemies to kill with the pistol.
Wow, I didn't expect this. Really. Ok, maybe a little
Kudos to the guy who came up with "Cat in the microwave" though, I'd play that game. Maybe you could purchase stuff to put in the microwave with the cat, i.e. tinfoil, acid, plutonium, african killer bees etc, and then you'd get score based on how large portion of the kitten that was liquified. PM me and we'll set up a dev team.
Seriously though, it was never meant to cater to the same crowd as Oprah Winfrey or Spongebob Squarepants does, and the offensive parts are intentionally made to be as offensive as possible (come on, shooting baby seals with grenade launchers!). It's supposed to be over the top, and that will by definition never be appreciated by everyone. If you don't like it, delete the 10mb and pretend like the two minutes you spent playing never happened. It's not like we try to disguise the fact that it's brutal and gory (check out the background image in the main menu).
Besides that, we appreciate the feedback regarding the gameplay. We're already planning on changing them a bit since people seem to have a lot of trouble with them.
Assault Andy: Whenever you can afford a new weapon ($500 for the magnum of $1000 for the MP5), press enter and your eskimo will buy the most expensive weapon you can currently afford. You have to buy new weapons, it's impossible to get through the game with only the default pistol.
Who would have thought that this game will become an immortal masterpiece to still be played and enjoyed by thousands of people for years to come. An example of a brilliant game design and endless talent. I solute you, genius men!
[bowing to the floor]
Thou who put their hearts on the altar of game art shall never be forgotten.
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