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AsparagusTrevor

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Game of the Week WinnerHas Donated, Thank You!VIP MemberEvil kliker
23rd January, 2004 at 19:37:33 -

Have you ever had a cool chat with someone on MSN, or any other messenger program such as ICQ or Yahoo Massenger? Then this is the thread to post it.

I drank a lot of vodka tnoight after work, and I was looking through my logs of MSN chats, and I found this one I had about 7 months ago with some mexican guy, called MexicanGuy. He got my MSN address through the DC. And I was probably drunk then, so I decided to ridecule the guy.

It's cheap, I know, but I remember I derived a lot of fun from this. If anyone else has similar chats, then this is the place to post em.

Mexicanboy says:
hi

Mexicanboy says:
hola

Rahn Himself says:
hello?

Mexicanboy says:
sup?

Mexicanboy says:
im mexicanboy

Rahn Himself says:
cool

Mexicanboy says:
from mexico and

Mexicanboy says:
from DC

Rahn Himself says:
ok

Mexicanboy says:
do you create games?

Rahn Himself says:
yes i do, about two days a week I get free

Mexicanboy says:
a ok

Mexicanboy says:
i dont know how do games

Mexicanboy says:
ey the samurayan is cool

Rahn Himself says:
you like it?

Mexicanboy says:
yeah

Mexicanboy says:
how do yo do that graphics?

Rahn Himself says:
it's only really a spare time thing, i do games when i aint got anything else to do, i did the graphics
in windows paint

Mexicanboy says:
wow

Mexicanboy says:
mmm i have a trouble, i can put the character, i draw it but when i going to play the game my character fall. why?

Rahn Himself says:
go into the event editor and make a new event: character collides with background: stop. i remember the first time i started to use it and that happened

Mexicanboy says:
jaja thx. mm i can. do you have a plataform game

Rahn Himself says:
what program you using?

Mexicanboy says:
game factory

Rahn Himself says:
aint there any provided with that?

Mexicanboy says:
what program do you use?

Rahn Himself says:
Multimedia Fusion 1.5

Mexicanboy says:
so whit wath you provided? klik and play or what?

Rahn Himself says:
MMF

Mexicanboy says:
let me download

Rahn Himself says:
Games factory should have example games with it, and i'm sure one is a platform

Mexicanboy says:
mmm no. media fusion 1.5??

Rahn Himself says:
yes

Mexicanboy says:
or multimedia?

Rahn Himself says:
my mother has to use the toilet. her bladder is like that of a pig

Mexicanboy says:
jajaja lol

Rahn Himself says:
there is no avoiding the pain caused by her rectal emmissions

Mexicanboy says:
jajaj

Rahn Himself says:
there's no denying it's true

Mexicanboy says:
a ok. ey, Multimedia Fusion Demo (Full) 21mb, or Multimedia Fusion Demo (Light) 6mb

Rahn Himself says:
get the small one, then you might be able to download a pilgrim that can crack the program and make it work once again and restore peace to the land of Multimedia Fuison

Mexicanboy says:
do you have the crack?

Rahn Himself says:
while you do that, i'm going to have a wank. i don't have a crack, but it should be easy for you to find one

Mexicanboy says:
waht is a wank?

Rahn Himself says:
it is a british savoury dish, a wank

Mexicanboy says:
a ok

Rahn Himself says:
tastes a bit like cheese

Mexicanboy says:
ok

Rahn Himself says:
actually quite a bit like cheese

Mexicanboy says:
ey can you send me a game of you?

Rahn Himself says:
no because i have several armed soldiers preventing me from doing so, you know there's a war on?

Mexicanboy says:
yea but you can submit in internet and i going to download

Rahn Himself says:
no because the soldiers prevent me from sharing any information because it might give away the
whereabouts of our government

Mexicanboy says:
mmm ok, any way, multimedia fusion does have community like dC

Rahn Himself says:
it's good that the situation in portugal gives me enough information to prevent the world's demise in ten easy steps, don't you think?. you ever been on the clikcteam site? they have a forum with lots of examples

Mexicanboy says:
ok

Rahn Himself says:
it's good becuase they have a section about pleasing your woman

Mexicanboy says:
ey? why i cant install taht shit!

Rahn Himself says:
it worked for me, she keeps making loud screaming noises now

Mexicanboy says:
yes but i cant install, i cant type

Rahn Himself says:
I know, i can see

Mexicanboy says:
look

Rahn Himself says:
i use my fingers, it works a treat

Mexicanboy says:
dont be silly

Rahn Himself says:
what's wrong?

Mexicanboy says:
in the part of the install in the directory, i can type there

Rahn Himself says:
nice

Mexicanboy says:
mmm, how i can install??

Rahn Himself says:
what are you trying to install?

Mexicanboy says:
the multimedia fusion

Rahn Himself says:
it should install. are there any fish around?

Mexicanboy says:
what fish? i dont know

Rahn Himself says:
fish

Mexicanboy says:
but i cant install

Rahn Himself says:
they tend to disrupt the installation

Mexicanboy says:
what is fish?

Rahn Himself says:
a fish

Rahn Himself says:
swims about, in the sea. you can have them as pets

Mexicanboy says:
yes put in my Pc dont have fish

Rahn Himself says:
not inside the pc, don't be silly

Mexicanboy says:
where?

Rahn Himself says:
any fish near the pc can disrupt installing programs

Mexicanboy says:
of pets? no

Rahn Himself says:
yes. fish tanks

Mexicanboy says:
i dont have nothing of that bullshit

Rahn Himself says:
you know fish?

Mexicanboy says:
yes

Rahn Himself says:
well if you have any in fish tanks near the computer they can fuck it up

Mexicanboy says:
no i havent

Rahn Himself says:
i don't know then. guinea pigs?

Mexicanboy says:
no

Rahn Himself says:
hmmmm. hamsters?

Mexicanboy says:
i dont have a fucking pets

Rahn Himself says:
some pets can disrupt the pc. that's the only thing i can think of. usually fish or guinea pigs, but you say you dont have any pets

Mexicanboy says:
yes

Rahn Himself says:
so i don't know what could be causing it not to install... unless there are any cacti?

Mexicanboy says:
ey with the jamaica can i make games?

Rahn Himself says:
yes

Mexicanboy says:
cacti?

Rahn Himself says:
are you from canada?

Mexicanboy says:
no

Mexicanboy says:
im from mexico and i talk spanish

Rahn Himself says:
ok. i can speak a little spanish, not much though

Mexicanboy says:
a orale

Rahn Himself says:
¿está mi autorización gramar con esto? no puedo hablar a muchos de español. sé solamente algunas palabras y las frases. espero que pueda estar de ayuda a usted

Mexicanboy says:
si puedes. pero hablame de tu

Rahn Himself says:
puedo tener un ir en el español, pero su inglés es mejor que mi español. dígame si mi español es mierda

Mexicanboy says:
jajaj pues es que ustedes tienen que cambiar algunas palabras. pues un poco. por que te estas refiriendo a mi como si yo fuera un señor. a penas tengo 16 años. mira

Rahn Himself says:
¿no es usted un caballero?

Mexicanboy says:
alas personas grandes seles dice. usted o algo asi

Rahn Himself says:
¿ah usted es un muchacho?

Mexicanboy says:
si. pero a los muchachos se les dice. tu como

Rahn Himself says:
apesadumbrado

Mexicanboy says:
¿ah usted es un muchacho?

Rahn Himself says:
soy 20 años de viejo


 
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Mr Coffee



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23rd January, 2004 at 19:39:53 -

I pity the fool who reads all that.

 
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AsparagusTrevor

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23rd January, 2004 at 19:41:22 -

Take the time man, and I hope you derive the kind of fun I did in the first place. Shit, it brought back memories.

 
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23rd January, 2004 at 20:26:33 -

I read it up to the Spanish bit, it's fucking hilarious!

 
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AsparagusTrevor

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23rd January, 2004 at 20:28:38 -

If you can translate the Spanish bit, it's a bonus. I'm not too good at Spanish, just the basics. The English stuff is the gold if I remember.

I'm guessing you know I'm the Rahn Himself participent.

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23rd January, 2004 at 20:48:04 -

Yeah i did gather that... haha just have to highlight this bit because it's a classic, you can tell mexicanguy doesnt have a clue what you're on about:

Rahn Himself says:
my mother has to use the toilet. her bladder is like that of a pig

Mexicanboy says:
jajaja lol

Rahn Himself says:
there is no avoiding the pain caused by her rectal emmissions

Mexicanboy says:
jajaj

Rahn Himself says:
there's no denying it's true

Mexicanboy says:
a ok. ey, Multimedia Fusion Demo (Full) 21mb, or Multimedia Fusion Demo (Light) 6mb

 
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AsparagusTrevor

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23rd January, 2004 at 20:55:22 -

Yeah, it was all cool. I've had a lot of fun in that area. I could post another few MSN conversations that were funny as shite.

I started this topic cos I was just wondering if anyone else, for example, drank 17 pints of Guinness and 5 shots of tequila one day, and had random conversations with foreign people on their MSN messngers? Or even if they were sober?

Well, I made this topic for people to post those stupid but funny conversations. Post em, guys.

 
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Teapot

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23rd January, 2004 at 23:53:51 -

thats very funny, i dont save convos but once i pretended to be a chick in poland and some polish random asked me out to a motor show for next month, about a week later i said she died in a car accident.

 
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24th January, 2004 at 01:09:05 -

www.bash.org


I have some but the language is extreme, so I don't think I'll post them unless you guys really want to here this Rumbling poo.

 
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Pete Nattress

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24th January, 2004 at 09:29:52 -

i enjoy similar conversations all the time trev. usually with drunken girls. here's one i'm having right now with my mate's girlfriend (actually inspired by this post):

Girl:
why the fuck does he like hate me

Me:
maybe it's because of cheese

Girl:
lol

Girl:
why is he so mad with me

Girl:
ask him please

Me:
he says it's because of the genital herpes he caught off your dog

Girl:
whats he say

Me:
he's not mad

Girl:
so why block me

Me:
he's just got a dildo shoved up his arse so typing is nigh-impossible

spread the knowledge, trev.

 
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Ashman

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24th January, 2004 at 09:36:35 -

That conversation breaks the fucking no swearing rule, you goddamn hypocrite! Start practicing the preaching Pete, until then I am swearing til my hearts content.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Pete Nattress

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24th January, 2004 at 09:41:57 -

i didn't do any swearing. it was all "girl". and there's no anti swearing rule, just a swearing is frowned upon rule, and it hasn't even been instigated yet. so suck my clammy left buttcheek, beatch.

 
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Ashman

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24th January, 2004 at 09:44:37 -

I would not want to go near your ass cheek... cos it is too close to your penis... cos they are both on your head.... cos you're an assface and a dickhead... in one super bundle.

Cool, so we can swear! HEY EVERYONE WE CAN SWEAR!!!!

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

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24th January, 2004 at 12:54:07 -

Ashman is back and perverted! No! No! Nooooooooooooooooo!!

 
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24th January, 2004 at 23:05:23 -

Ok well, If you guys swear I'll put this mild one on.

me: Omg, chgeck this pic out
Other: ?
me: It's like another Goatse.cx
Other: fuck. i dont wanna see it...
Grazzum sends C:\My Documents\Graeme's Picture Gallery\bum.gif
Other: AH! WTF!
Sending of "bum.gif" to :[ "Other" :[ has failed.
me: lol
Other: thats fucking sick
me: Ypour fucking sic k
Other: at least im not growing that
me: Growing what? What's on his ass?
Other: its a fungus or infection of sorts
me: That's what you'll get on your cock if you don't stop slappng your giggle
Other: what?
me: The infection you fucking moron8-|
Other: +o(
me: oh yeah, and you might get it on your lips if you continue sucking dick
Other: im gonna block u now
me: why?
Other: ur comments get annoying and pointless
me: I'm sorry but my comments will someday prepare you to the amount of ridcule you'll get when i run away with your wife and brutally anal fuck her till she bleeds out of her eyes
Other: lol
me: YOu got anymore fish eating sfish?
Other: what?
me: YOu know like in your tank two years ago or something when you didn't clean up the fish pissshit and they ate each other and then it was like anarchy?
Other: lol, no, they all died from the tank getting to hot and they all boiled to death
me: MAn if I was one of the fish, UI'd have a fishy fuckfest b4 I died.

-Yeah, the rest is not something I want to share, thank you very much -


 
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