Guys, he said he can't kiss. He must not have any lips or a mouth or something. That is a big problemo. How you've made it this far is anyone's guess. I'd suggest drawing a mouth or lips onto your face with red biro, then rubbing your face all over your date.
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
whe you are a mr potato head like his avatar suggests, you are lucky if a girl even avoids stepping on you.
when you look like my avatar (which i don't) you wont have any problems kissing at all. Even better, there is no nose to get in the way!
Rub chilli on your lips (don't lick them yourself) and then lip wrestle with her... IT'S A PISSER!!!
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
The only tip I can give is, don't use too much tongue the first time Keep it [reasonably] dry to start off with.
Actually, sod that, and just swallow her whole damn face. Fun.
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"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
take advice from a good old friend of mine: If somethings hard to do, then its not worth doing. Seriously this is not the place to ask that kind of question
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