BUT WAIT!
before you read you must promise that you will take this article as a joke shhhhhh some people take me seriously lol, funny old world isn't it, anyway if you want to complain then send a stamped address envelope to:
Mrs. Greene
325 greenwood lane
olton
birmingham
B34-X12

Anyway
the point of the article, warez is bad, no matter how the shiney warez sites tell you how it's great, it's not!
YOU'RE WRONG! *ABUSE*

okay, so first I'll explain why warez is teh bad! BAD BAD BAD BAD! Almost as bad as a paedophile in mothercare, or one of kimmo's jokes.
OLO
Anyway why warez is bad.
I'll give you an example, you've made the best game ever, you've programmed it so it calculates every particle in the whole game, including the subatomic level of each particle, the protons, the neutrons, the electrons and the electron shells and sublevels. And it's so realistic that it's almost like life. Except you can't feel it. Anyway lets say you made this perfect game and then you sold one copy to your friend. That friend then ignores your copyright and copies for a friend who copies for a friend and so on and soon everyone's got your game and you make NO MORE MONIES. Everyone has no more games and need no more games since it's the perfect game. OH NO! YOU FOOL!
Another reason why game designers always design a game with flaws, so they can make a sequal with the same engine and small improvements.
Okay so a bad example, but you get the idea.

No matter how much warez you download, you aren't a l337 h4x()r either, if you think you are then you deserve a big slap or a short sharp kick in the nuts.

Okay what's worse than warez, warez of klik products. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
You do this and you deserved to be thrown in a recycle bin with no restore function.
Why you shouldn't warez klik products. If you warez klik products then clickteam get no monies, clickteam having no monies means they make no more klik products, YOU LOSE!
Anyway just don't do it.

BUT I CAN'T AFFORD(R) IT you might say. Well here are a few money making things.
Okay first up, do a bill gates, go to IBM and promise them you have a revolutionary new game and just blag to them but say that you want $50,000 upfront, buy MMF, pay marcello $30,000 to code you a game with all the extentions, put your own name on it and sell to IBM.
Okay so it doesn't seem to work.
Second option, Family. Beg your parents, Beg your grandparents, Beg your older siblings to buy you the product, they should eventually give in, either that or you'll get a beating.
Okay, so neither of these work, and now you owe the doc for medical bills.
So you've only got one thing left to do, look for an easy target, biddies.
Go onto the street armed with only a baseball bat, walk down to the nearest old folks home, say that you're mr. smith's grandson, then beat the shit outta him till he gives you the money.

CONGRADURATIONS YOU HAVE MONIES! A WINN(R) IS YOU!



*sigh* this article sux ;_;

-Jack Frost