I saw a topic like this on Gamefaq.com about final fantasy 7 and i must admit it was really funny.
There was Plenty of making fun of 7331 speak and general n00biness
Here we go then.
"OMGS WOT R TEH MMF? LEIK TEH CDV IS WONT FIT IN MY GAMECUBE LOL!!!!!!1111111ONEONEONE"
"all ur downloads don't work!!!"
"Yes, they do. We test them before accepting them. Which one doesn't work"
(noob replies with random link)
"Oh, do a search for Winzip on the internet, download it, install it, and most of them should work"
Not exactly a question... but based on a true story...
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
here's one that really happened on msn awhile ago. A 16 year old ubern00b added me and
started talking to me.
n00b: can you send me the mmf plz?
me: uh..I only have one.
n00b: send it.
me: but then I don't have it anymore...
n00b: AAAAAARCH!
n00b: can you send me the open source then plz?
me: the open source of what?
n00b: jejejeje.
n00b: do you have any open source?
me: well, hundreds of them if you are talking about games I made.
n00b: ok send.
n00b: plz
Assault Andy Administrator
I make other people create vaporware
Registered 29/07/2002
Points 5686
28th December, 2004 at 18:16:13 -
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OMFG TEH DOWNLAOD DOESNT WROK!1111 YUO NEED TO PLUG WNIZIP IN TO TEH MOTHABAORD TO MAEK IT WROK!!!111 OR TEH` MAEK SURE YUOR NOT SENDING TEH ERRORS TO TEH CPU OR IT MIGHT DELTELETE YYUOOR MONTIOR ADN HACKRES CAN PWN YOUR HUOUSE!! SIHT I BROEK MY CUP HOLDR LOLOLLO``
Seriously though, once in a French lesson we went to use the computers to play crappy french games. I got bored and started drawing a stupid BSOD in Paint. The french teacher saw me typing in a fake error message and reported me to the IT department, claiming I was, and I quote, "sending errors to the motherboard". From paint. Had to explain myself to the head of IT. I've also gotten in to trouble before for using notepad.
Tigs, a very similar thing happened to me last year when I was using a school library computer (during my lunch hour even) and I took a screenshot of the desktop. Then I put it into MS Paint and added a few virus-ish looking icons to the picture. Then the school librarian approached and I had to show her how it was only a paint drawing, and that I could infact edit. She let me off the hook with a warning
Noob: 'Hey will you test the game I've made?'
Me: 'Sure'
(sends it)
Me: 'Hey thats the smallest game you've ever made! Just (about) 500kb!'
Noob: 'Yeah cool huh'
(I open the zip file)
Me: '.. uh, you didn't include the GAM file...'
Noob: 'Oh... well do you need it?'
Me: 'Yes, you need it.'
(Noob puts GAM in zip file and shows it to me)
Noob: 'There, it should work now, just click Accept to download'
Me: 'Dude, I'm not going to download a 245mb TGF game. How did you make it that big?!'
Noob: 'I dunno, I suck at TGF. Wait, is it because of the mp3z I converted to wav and put it in TGF?'
Me: '.........omg. You're nuts.'
Noob: ' hahaha lol'
Me: 'Try to use MIDIs next time.'
Noob: 'MIDIs? Do those need drivers?'
Me: 'oh god, read the manual.'
No doubt you guys would have had many Instant messages like this:
Noob: Hey I need some help...
me: Yeah sure what is it?
Noob: How do I make games that come in a setup file?
me: Your kidding me right? How could you miss it. its in the file toolbar
Noob: Oh, ok thanks, see ya.
I R MAEKING TEH BEST MRARIO CLOEN EVAR!!!111 OMG LOL!!!111 NEED SUM1 2 DO GRAEPHX!!111 MAEK TEHM GOOD AND SEND TO ME AT BIGSTUD@HOTMAIL.COM!!!111!!!1! SEND TEHM THIS WEAK PLS BCUZ I R A BUZY GUY K THX BYE!!!!!111
Last time I had lobster, it reminded me of biology class. Except in biology class the professor didn't make you eat the frog when you were finished.
PS WTF I 4GOT TEH NAEM OF TEH GAME IS MARIO: RETURN OF GANON!!!11 IT WILL BE TEH BEST!!!! OMG LOL!!!1
Last time I had lobster, it reminded me of biology class. Except in biology class the professor didn't make you eat the frog when you were finished.
Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegif
Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
1st January, 2005 at 13:43:57 -
"i forgot my serial number, lost my CD and never told clickteam i own their product because i gave them the wrong details which i've now forgotten. seeing as i do legitmately own it, can you please send me MMF?"
i say stupid stuff to my computing teacher all the time. e.g. arguing about a punishment:
me: "to punish him for that is stupid"
him: "well i've punished another person for doing the same thing"
me: "that's no reason to punish this person."
him: "at least i'm consistent."
me: "yeah - consistently wrong."
I do the same with my computer teacher, alot, only reasion I do it though is because she used to be my mom's best friend when they were in school, not to mention she lives right down the street from out house, so its fun to annoy her about it.
Hmm... looking back at an email I forgot to delete:
"u make games? i had this really good idea for a Pokemon game that's really realy cool.reply to me and ill tell u everything about it. i need it finished next month"
I should really check back on my mIRC logs. Those had the funniest logs of noobs. Still wish I had that log of a noob who pretended to be a girl just so that I'd send him/her a copy of MMF. Something about saying that she'll show a nude pic of her if I sent MMF, but not having an online picture because her friends had their online pictures 'undresed by Photoshop'.
I love newbie logic.
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
I have a rather long IM log to share with you - it wasn't me but one of my friends (who goes by RaphX) who occasionally visits the site and enjoys winding people up. He has an account here, but I believe the only thing he ever posted was "OLOLOLOL". Anyway, someone by the name of "GameWack" had been annoying just about every user on the site for a while, so he got hold of his IM address.
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hahaha lol'
Joshtek
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