I want everyone to know that I considered your suggestions very carefully, and I decided to go for it! I would shove $40 up my ass, and I would enjoy every scintilating minute of it!
First, I decided to break the $40 into singles, then ball them up to increase volume. I only got a few bills up my ass before I accidentally slid the long edge of one of the bills along the skin of my sphincter, resulting in a bloody paper cut. It hurt, but in a way that I found almost pleasurable. "What the hell," I thought. "Why not pour lemon juice on that bad boy?" So, I did.
The pain was immesurable. This was worse than the time my "friends" bet me I couldn't fit a hot sewing needle up my pee hole, then they welshed on the bet, leaving me with nothing to show for my daring feat. Sure, I can tell my grandkids about it, but why would I?
I needed to disinfect the wound. I hired a meth-addicted prostitute from a nearby trailer park to suck the venom out of my pooper. Then I sewed myself up with colored yarn. I left a little bit hanging out so I could have a tail like a fancy kitty. I'm fancy, bitches. Get over it.
Anyway, my job was unfinished. I needed to fit another $33 up my ass, and I needed to do it in a hurry. My anus could not be kept waiting for more cold, hard cash.
Then I had an epiphany! I went to the bank with my fancy kitty tail and changed the $33 into 66 rolls of pennies. Then I dropped my pants (that's "trousers" for my Coalition friends in Olde America) and started shoving rolls of change up my ass. The crowd cheered. A baby smiled. And I was escorted to the police station, jingling all the way.
Good Game.I am from Poland and I handly ever watch the good game.
By a route obscure and lonely,
Haunted by ill angels only,
Where an Eidolon, named night,
On a black throne reigns upright,
I have reached these lands but newly
From an ultimate dim Thule
From a wild clime that lieth, sublime,
Out of space
Out of time.
I wish I knew what Novasoft was talking about.
I also wish I could hear people give more reasons for why they didn't make games for this. It's really fascinating.
Anyway i think the fact this was an unofficial mini-comp lessens the impact it makes to the community.
If it was an official Click competition with mmf2 developer as a prize or something with it's own section rather than just a forum thread it may have been more successful.
I will fax you each $20 in poop-encrusted nickels.
Wait! I have a better idea: I will announce a new mini-competition where the winner gets to pay me $40, which I will use to replace the ass change I fax you two. I will post the announcement here to ensure that 80% of the people who come here won't read it. Good luck everybody!
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