Ladies, Gentleman and Miscellaneous, that's right! Ashman is once again bored and has decided to write yet another article!
Do's and Don'ts
Do submit fresh fun games that you think people might like!
Don't submit utter crap that not even your mother would piss on to put it, if hypothetically it was on fire! Which understandable simply because pissing on a fire for a girl would result in...well....ALOT of pain!
Do act naturally and feel free to be an individual.
Don't insult everyone just because you have a small penis and feel it's the only way to compensate!
Do feel free to submit your games even if they are not to an incredibly high standard....just make sure they are credible enough to be considered games.
Don't submit a game that takes 3 clicks to complete and then get hoighty toighty when people insult it's longevity.
Do submit nice, original articles that will help people with klikking, conduct or inform them of community happenings.
Don't submit another goddamn 'Newbies are not so bad leave them alone wah wah wah' article or I'm sending Tony Soprano around to shoot out your KneeCaps!
Do stand up for the right, if there is a bit of a clashing of interests in the forum.
Don't follow the crowd like a sheep....it's not like they can beat the crap through you, your most likely a hemisphere away!
Do try your best to explore new genres when creating games.
Don't create something thats been done to decomposition!
Do like me! I may be crazy but I am a nice chap!
Don't hate me, it's mean!
Do submit previews of upcoming games that you think may spark a bit of interest.
Don't keep submitting previews of the same game until we develop a nervous tick every time we see one.
Do review games fairly. Be harsh if needed, but give possible solutions to problems.
Don't tell everyone to give newbies a chance. Once again, only I'm allowed to and I hate myself for it!
Do download absolutely everything of mine that is submitted to The Daily Click.
Don't ignore them! Or Tony Soprano will finish the job he started after you did that Newbie article.
Do be supportive of Daily Click. Donate if you can, give suggestions about improving the site and above all visit it and submit your creations to help keep it a lively addition to the community.
Don't goto Total Klik! I dunno why I said that but TK seem to be natural enemies of DC, so it just seemed right!
Do be good spirited and a good sport if someone beats you to Game of the Week.
Don't become a petty, blubbering wreck that Ned Flanders would turn away!
Why did I read this?
I didn't! You did! O_o!
If you agree with what has been said here...
Reply, telling me what I great piece of literature this drivvel turned out to be!
I am replying and telling you what a great piece of literature this drivvel turned out to be!
Yes, I twisted your line. Heh. It's a pretty broad explanation of do's and don't's. But it's kinda silly that you did some of them too. Heh. Smiles. Late!
He's done it again! Haha Seems like you had some time on your hands
Alot of this has been said before in other articles...but this is a good summary of those
...even though this article does make you seem like the king of the world...
Not too bad at all anyway Ash...most of the stuff is very useful...just put into your words it may be a bit 'What the..?' for some people who have innocent, untamed, sane brains in their heads...good points!
Oh, and PS...just a quick hyperthetical...purely hyperthetical of course...if guys with small penis's should not insult because they are compensating for something, what about people with large ones?...are they allowed to insult because they don't need anything to compensate for?...just a hyperthetical...i swear...
It should be the Prison of Click. Really depressing.
It's long, but not of Novabrain proportions. Besides, your articles don't cause a server crash.
I'm assuming hypocrisy goes hand-in-hand with craziness? Apart from that, I agree with everything. Well... I had nothing better to do than to read the utterings of a mad hatter.
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