im working on the third mega chris game, its going to be a gta clone, in this game you smash car windows and have sex with escort and other stuff, its going to be fantastic, i can't upload the trailer for the game on youtube because of copyright issues.
Dude, quit. These aren't games, and none of them are funny in even an ironic sense. You really do not need to release every ultra-cringe edgelord project you slap your name on. Inside jokes among friends should stay there.
I don't even know what to make of the third "game". It's a 100MB download comprised of a junk loading screen which does nothing, a title screen that doesn't entirely work, and a single level where moving at all results in winning. Unless you're terribly bad at optimizing anything, I'm wondering why the project is anywhere near 100MB because considering the content, it definitely should not be.
ChrisD> Employer: Say, wanna see a magic trick?
ChrisD> Employee: Uhh… sure, boss.
ChrisD> Employer: Your job! It just disappeared! Pack your things and leave! Pretty good trick, huh?