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Ashman

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9th August, 2003 at 18:27:47 -

Hundreds of posts. Bla Bla Bashing, Bla Bla Stop it. Bla Bla This sucks. Bla Bla I don't want to live anymore.

So here I say practice your quips. It's all you need to defend yourself against 'Game and Other Creation Criticising Scum' or GOCCS.

Tips : No matter how clever you are, you will eventually struggle to come up with something that doesn't make you sound like a, airquote, "lame-o". So try classics like 'Your mum!' if you are struggling.

For everyones first lesson, give me some clever, quippy responses to the following bashing comment, rather than losing your tempers or posting a gazillion articles and posts.

"tHIs gAme sux a$s. i doNt evn wOnt it neer mah a$s. gO skrew a choock U freeek!"

This first one is easy. Might I recommend a grammar quip. Good Luck.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Klikmaster

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9th August, 2003 at 19:25:43 -

I hope you're not encouraging people Ashman

 
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Rycon



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9th August, 2003 at 21:10:55 -

Instead of doing this stupid crap.. im gonna say how intresting Klik Masters signiture banner is. Wanna link exchange?

Image Edited by the Author.

 
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Ashman

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9th August, 2003 at 22:25:29 -

LOL! Funny!

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Knudde (Shab)

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10th August, 2003 at 01:33:04 -

If you're screwing is anything like your grammer, I'm not surprised that your wife was at my house last night.

 
Craps, I'm an old man!

Ashman

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10th August, 2003 at 01:47:38 -

SHAB!!! LLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!! Perfect!!!

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

Shen

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10th August, 2003 at 02:06:22 -

PSP Texture and Buttonise effect

 
gone fishin'

Muggus

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10th August, 2003 at 03:13:55 -

I'LL BUTTONISE YOU!!! AHAHAHAHAH...ohh...

...doesn't work...does it...i got nothing...i'm no good at this stuff...for shame...

If anyone wants me i'll be at Moes

 
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Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk
STOUT ANGER!!!

Assault Andy

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10th August, 2003 at 03:48:07 -

KlikMaster - Yeah that banner is pretty cool, cept it's too big. But i have seen someone with a 640x480 pic once. O btw,

"If you read this, you are gay"

-Andy

 
Creator of Faerie Solitaire:
http://www.create-games.com/download.asp?id=7792
Also creator of ZDay20 and Dungeon Dash.
http://www.Jigxor.com
http://twitter.com/JigxorAndy

Joe.H

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10th August, 2003 at 13:08:35 -

"Please engage in sexual intercourse with the purple hippo, or learn how to spell"

Personally, I know wich one I'd rather do

 
My signature is never too big!!!

Matt Boothman

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10th August, 2003 at 14:08:09 -

I'm stuck...

'Your Mum!'

Or in your language, 'yO mOTHERf**kin moM'.

 
http://soundcloud.com/normbo - Listen to my music.

Knudde (Shab)

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10th August, 2003 at 14:11:56 -

How about this classic
"This game sucks and so do you!" C'mon this one is easy.

 
Craps, I'm an old man!

Matt Boothman

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10th August, 2003 at 14:12:17 -

P.S - Podge/Joe/All Round Fat Arse
You know me, I'd do the first one definately.

 
http://soundcloud.com/normbo - Listen to my music.

Joe.H

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10th August, 2003 at 14:26:21 -

Noodle/chinese pasta thing/not so fat as me
You'd do the first one, then then second one, then the first one again.

 
My signature is never too big!!!

Klikmaster

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10th August, 2003 at 15:17:21 -

I like the fact everyone is interested in my new banner, hopefully i will get more site visits
And i used motion blur on the flying guy.

 
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