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Red Crystal
Registered
18/08/2003
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53
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21st October, 2003 at 07:49:46 -
Mathemew... You are a complete and utter WANKER.
Let me post your review of Fishhead 3 and slowly disassemble it and criticise your illiteracy, poor grammar and crap attitude.
"What a piece of CRAP. This is just what I would expect from someone at the Daily Click."
Hmmm, let me guess... Natomic member? You guys are all total twats anyway, being a 'member' of the site does not make you, or any other Natomic members anything special. Natomic sucks, the forums suck, the members suck, the games suck.
"I think the people at the Daily Click really need to step up their game. This is very sub standard, and shows why websites like the Daily Click should think about passing the torch to newer and better klik sites."
Just because a website is new, doesn't make it better... Fool. What we have at Daily Click is an active gathering of like minded members, sharing their work, be it good or bad and taking the criticism and comments and trying to improve their games. The whole website functions well, it seems stable and well coded with quite a few member features. And WOW at Natomic you can create a tank... BORING
"Sounds are decent, nothing to put on head phones for. This is typical Klik stuff, grab some midi's and feww sounds fx from the web and slap them together. Oh well."
I think that the MP3's were actually made by Fishhead and contain some nice guitar riffs, but you won't apprecciate them, what with liking S club 8 and pop "idle".
Gameplay is ok, doesn't look like a custome engine. You should really study games like Sideswipe to see how a custom engine can really get your game off the ground. Games like Sideswipe have completely from scratch engines and you could learn a few things. I have no idea why everyone likes this games so much, probably because most of you are noobs.
At LAST I've been looking forward to this bit... Let me just say SIDESWIPE SUCKS ASS!!! It is seriously, so, so boring and dull. I can see the effort that's gone into it with, like you say, a "custome" (Should be "custom" by the way, noob) engine and nice sprites, but the gameplay... Seriously, very, really, dreadful. And I think everyone lieks Fishhead so much because it's original (in some areas), well sprited and one of the few 'professional' looking Klik games.
The graphics are ok in this game, they aren't fantastic, they won't blow your mind, but they look ok. It's easy to tell that this game was made with some easy graphix program that looks 3D, but isn't really 3D. If this game had some better features like 3D cut scenes and 3D images during gameplay, it would look much better. Right now its not really 3D, just a trick.
Easy graphics program?? Tell me a program that allows anyone to make sprites as nice as in Fishhead with ease? Why 3D cutscenes? You want to add about 10MB to the download size? And who cares if it isn't 3D and it is a trick? It still looks damned better than you could ever HOPE to do.
So the choice you make is whether to download a 3D mock game like this, or go looks for one with REAL 3D graphics like Entrance gate.
What is your goddamn obsession with 3D graphics? Let me just say NO 3D game I have ever played will ever beat Secret Of Mana on the SNES.
The point of this is just that when you are a NOOOOOOBB, this is ok. When you are ready to step up your game, look for a new place to post. This site is old and the games are stale.
You've extended that lame stand in for newbie rather excessively, if you insist on using that damn word 'noob' at least spell it correctly. Is that bit about looking for a new place to post some sort of cryptic advertising for natomic? Why would anyone, who is looking to step up their game post at Natomic, they are a bunch of wankers who love to criticise but really need to take a look at the CRAP they are producing.
The site is old, yes, but looking good. The games are great, I personally enjoy playing games posted by members here, whether 'good' or not so good. At the end of the day, I know that like me, the guy who made this game has been tinkering away with MMF or TGF and has the same passion for game development as I do.
Mathemew, you are the gayest link.
"Lol, Classic Ashman" © Me 2002
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Ashman
Possibly Insane 
Registered
12/06/2002
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3974
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21st October, 2003 at 08:14:44 -
Secret of Mana rocks the socks off all other games, and anyone that says otherwise will recieve a good smiting, Ashman-style.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
"Outshined" - SoundGarden
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DeadmanDines
Best Article Writer
Registered
27/04/2006
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4758
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21st October, 2003 at 08:18:49 -
I read this review too, and laughed out loud.
The 'graphics' review category referred to 3d... the only 3d graphics in it are the intro sequences, so either the reviewer was so thick that they only took into account the few '3d' intro sequences, or they accidentally admit how good Fishheads graphics are by mistaking his shading for a 3d app, LOL!
Actually, I have an idea. If Fishhead 3 is so *obviously* a premade movement, and it's made in TGF, then why don't I hack the .gam and check the object definitions? If it says 'static', consider this reviewer publically ashamed.
191 / 9999 * 7 + 191 * 7
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doodle
Registered
06/02/2002
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21
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21st October, 2003 at 08:19:11 -
Feel better getting that off you chest there mate? 
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
www.sketchsoft.tk | www.sketchnews.tk | www.newklear.com
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Smeggy
The Smegster
Registered
08/01/2003
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1062
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21st October, 2003 at 08:58:26 -
LOL, good one..
http://www.klik-union.com
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David Newton (DavidN)
Invisible
Registered
27/10/2002
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8322
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21st October, 2003 at 10:21:35 -
The trouble is that in cases like that, when the review is obviously unfair and biased, if there's a good point in it then if it's deleted then the admins can easily be accused of "silencing people"... there's no way to win, really.
http://www.davidn.co.nr - Games, music, living in America
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-_darkman_-
Registered
06/12/2002
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360
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21st October, 2003 at 10:22:18 -
you people have too many issues. Chill out
I'm bad to the bone
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Kris
Possibly Insane
Registered
17/05/2002
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2017
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21st October, 2003 at 10:30:34 -
It's the official "Multiple accounts week" this week
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
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Blackgaze
Possibly Insane
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01/11/2002
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3161
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21st October, 2003 at 10:33:54 -
i have found who this mathemew is.
check his profile:
http://www.create-games.com/profile.asp?id=14115
and his email address is:
Jannis@Stoppe.de
Jannis Stoppe.
Formerly known as "Spiderhead".
Returned after four years.
www.youtube.com/user/sevlech for more infomation
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Tom
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24/08/2003
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300
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21st October, 2003 at 10:37:29 -
That means nothing. Mathemew is just some tw@ who goes around criticising everything.
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Pete Nattress
Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegif
Registered
23/09/2002
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4811
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21st October, 2003 at 10:49:33 -
i must say i read some of this idiot's reviews, and "kilkreview"'s as well, and it's pissing me off too. what's happening to this place? where are the admins?
www.thenatflap.co.uk
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ChrisB
Crazy?
Registered
16/08/2002
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5457
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21st October, 2003 at 10:54:07 -
The problem with these guys is that they're very intolerant. They expect people to make perfect games right off the bat, and seem to have ignored any concept of learning. In fact, they seem to have missed the point of why we make games: because we enjoy doing it. Not so that everyone in the community can gawp and say "OMG BEST GAME EVER", but for our own benefit.
At TDC, there's a wide range of abilities. If you turn away the 'n00bs' there will be no '1337' to replace them when they're gone. No more clickers. Their group will become a wilderness, they'll be on their own. But then again, I don't think they would care, so leave them to fester. As long as they don't screw over beginners here I couldn't care less what they did.
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Hayo
Stone Goose
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15/08/2002
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6949
   
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21st October, 2003 at 12:38:27 -
"the poorly pallete'd overly gradient looking gfx"
I hope you are joking.
www.hayovanreek.nl
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Matt Boothman
The Nissan Micra of forum members
Registered
20/09/2002
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109
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21st October, 2003 at 13:04:24 -
Why do you people always say n00b???? And what is it with 1337???? It doesn't even look like what it is meant to say.
http://soundcloud.com/normbo - Listen to my music.
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ChrisB
Crazy?
Registered
16/08/2002
Points
5457
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21st October, 2003 at 13:11:18 -
It's because when chatrooms and BBSes started up, the vowels and common consonants ('s', 't' etc.) were already broken from years of programming/cracking so they had to use numbers instead.
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