http://www.capalert.com/
you have to see that site
it just drives me mad
according to the guy every movie is offensive and sinful
its stupid, geez
example:
pokemon the movie
Wanton Violence/Crime (W):
confrontation energy shown as towering flames
lots of anger an rivalry
many disaster deaths (not seen) caused by intentional explosion
"Follow your hearts" into dangerous situations
almost continuation of confrontation
many immense battle scenes
child attacking an evil foe on his own, resulting in "death" of the child
series of two pokemons taking turns slapping each other not in jest
Impudence/Hate (I)(1):
about as much sense as scenes from *The Yellow Submarine* by the Beatles
"Together we can control the world"
heavy lust for power to control and controlling
many "powers" each presented as immense
"The world will heed my warning
catching Pokemons to gain power over others
"Circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant:"
Sex/Homosexuality (S):
sensual drawing of a female character, the intent of the viewing angle was clear
Offense to God (O)(2):
speaks to evolution and not to Creation
psychic powers to control others
demon-acting pokemon; a gargoyle with the ability to control massive fire and power
portrayal that tears can resurrect from the dead
they even say things about finding nemo and piglets movie
LOL. Sounds like another prank 'Christian' site to me. I find it hard to believe anyone would be that ignorant. Oh well... at least they gave a decent review on Toy Story.
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
I love that site - the reviews of Freddy Vs Jason, American Psycho, and Scary Movie (all which got 0/100) are particularly entertaining. Just about every time I come back from watching a film I look on CapALERT to see how badly I've "blasphemed" by watching it.
The only thing to do "better" than that was Jackass: The Movie, which failed to get even zero, but then I wholeheartedly agree with that.
Hmmh....
i idnīt bother to read those articles,
but it reminds me about a finnish site
(witch revealed intoa fakesite afterall)
The sites of right thinking (Oikeat mielipiteet)
Pyry has propably heared about this site,
but you others mayby havenīt heard about it..
Btw, it has been translated into english a few
months ago, so i should propably sometimegive you
the link to that site....
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Some things are funny to read though.