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Retired Kliker Lazarus
The Ed Wood JR of TDC
Registered
18/07/2003
Points
7364
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16th April, 2004 at 20:07:46 -
Hi everyone. I'm sort of bored, so I decided to start a forum post where you post RANDOM THINGS. I will start now!
"If you eat Mexican food, your head will implode, and then it will launch into space, causing the ozone layer to explode, causing a bunch of Alien Chinchillas to come down from the vast tree of space and do a freaky hampster gig on top of a giant bannana."
Alright, now think random thoughts! 
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
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Retired Kliker Lazarus
The Ed Wood JR of TDC
Registered
18/07/2003
Points
7364
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16th April, 2004 at 20:09:05 -
Oh yah, post em' too.
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
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NovaSoft{Dynecys}
Registered
08/03/2004
Points
105
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16th April, 2004 at 20:25:36 -
Hey, cool topic...
If too many baby mushrooms were to gather around the corpse of a dead baby monkey and chant the words 'dead monkey' 1000 times in perfect harmony, then the dead baby monkey would have its life restored.
Viddy A ClockWork Orange, Droogs...
Goddamn you to hell 'Newbie' DC Rating... Go up, UP DAMN YOU!
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darmani64
Registered
06/08/2003
Points
464
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16th April, 2004 at 20:42:22 -
What if cheese was the universal solvent?
What would happen if you'd slingshot a rolled up paper ball containing a molecule of napalm?
It says "No shirt, no shoes, no service." That means if I come without my pants on, they'd be forced to serve me.
I cheese had a name, what would it be?
Dear old lady,
I have kidnapped your dog.
Place $100 under the tree to
get him back. You will not
who I am. You will not find
him. Resistance is futile.
Sincerely, Calvin
Darmani the strong, Darmani the brave, Darmani the.......................idiot who fell off a cliff!
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Saven (CrobaSoft)
Registered
12/03/2004
Points
587
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16th April, 2004 at 20:48:45 -
A flaming monkey just ate my pants while singing the barney song in ten different languages.......
You shouldn't go here, there are crazy swedes who mumble about cucumbers:
http://www.crobasoft.com
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taco ( Crobasoft )
Registered
04/04/2004
Points
131
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16th April, 2004 at 21:04:35 -
There was this guy right?
His name was Hal, and he was a scorpian mouse
Indie was his dad's name.
So he was all mad and stuff.
Photography is what he did
Oh and he liked caffeine
Stupid
The angry scorpian mouse decided to do stuff
Stupid
Umbrellas are cool said the mouse
Car's are cool said Indie
Kentucky fried chicken == kitchen fresh chicken.
Stupid
42
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Gaspy Conana
Registered
12/10/2003
Points
571
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16th April, 2004 at 22:29:08 -
FA FA FA FA, FA FA FA FA FA FAR BETTER
http://www.digitalwasteland.net
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Philipe (Phil-Con Games)
Registered
27/03/2004
Points
520
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16th April, 2004 at 22:50:27 -
Tribute to Evil Space Penguins:
Oh Evil Space Penguins from Mars,
May your ships come above from the stars!
Hear our cry oh mighty Space Penguins of Vigilance,
Watch over fools whom don't believe you with thier ignorance.
Please, oh penguins, show us the way,
Whether it is June, March, or May!
Ok, so you happen to not be true,
at least i still have my ability to rhyme.
Games currently in "the works":
Moonrise
My Fantasy (dieing dream)
Shadowed Sunset (this one will be cool)
Dragon Riders (Newer, better animated, cooler, and less gradient version!)
....................
www.phil-con.com baby!
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Muggus
Possibly Insane 
Registered
31/07/2002
Points
2958
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17th April, 2004 at 01:19:17 -
YOU ARE!!!
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk
STOUT ANGER!!!
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Simen
Registered
04/03/2003
Points
448
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17th April, 2004 at 04:50:00 -
Yes, well, I'd rather eat myself drunk on cheesecake and ham, good sir.
Pass me some Crumpets & Scones, eh my dear Monkey? Yes, yes, I know you can go anywhere, just send me the damned tea! Spank thou.
Ah, Yes, the exo-skeleton of the dolphins are rather tigth around my heels, I'd better get some SPAM SPAM SPPAM SPAM SPAM SPAAAAAAM LOVELY SPAAAAAAM!!!!
Yes yes, it is so, yes, quite rather certainly really undeniably definitely indeed.
And now, to save the world! TO THE SKIES!
ONWARD! For great justice!!
AND CHEESE!
And also, THE PENGUINS, OF DOOOooOOoOo000M!!! THE ASSASSIN PENGUINS!!!
Onward! To glory and CHEESE!!!!
Yes! It is, so indeed, and rather quite not so much banans than the last coming of Jebus, and a bit more of the exuberance, please. The last portion was a bit Insubstantial.
Agreed, it certainly was, my good sir. Appalling!!! Now, that was a bir rude, my obtuse sir. Or bagurr. Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Hello, and welcome to the N3wZ.
Today, a fat person, who claimed himself to be the son of Elvis(which is kind of rubbish, since we all know Elvis left earth long ago on a flying Goat with umbrellas insted of horns), ate the whole bank of the Ham-. And not the -Sters. Yes, so it is.
Okay, moving on, today there was a explosion in a mall in the southwestern parts of the northeaster parts of Italy. One American survived.
Moving on. President Bush announced that the US has declared war on Sweden, because they didn't send him meatballs on his birthday... What? I get message. Someone set us up the bomb. Oh no. Message appear. You have no chance to rubberducky, make your newspaper. Hahahahaha. Oh no. Haha. Oh no. Ha. oh.. Shut up. Haha.
This just came inn: OMFG TH3 W0rlD Izz InnN CrZiZ! W3 ARE GIONG oT DAI!!!1111!!!!one!!1one!!!1111!!
Well, that all for tonight, and have a god-damn bloody awful day. No, thank you.
The content above makes absolutely no sense. But I guess you've already figured that out.
Gir, do dat funky dance!
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Simen
Registered
04/03/2003
Points
448
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17th April, 2004 at 05:02:30 -
[Play Star Wars theme here]
Yes, so it is... TEH DA4TH S74R!! YA3H! F1RE I7!!!11!!one!!1
Did you feel that?
What?
A great disturbance in the order, as if millions of voices cried out to say "OH SHIT."
He cut of my arm. He is TEH Baztad.
Yoda says: OWNED you are.
The content above makes absolutely no sense. But I guess you've already figured that out.
Gir, do dat funky dance!
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AS Filipowski
Registered
29/02/2004
Points
444
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17th April, 2004 at 06:40:37 -
Oh wow, the sign of a true n00b is trying to make his posts popular by putting them on bold
I do not have a signature of my own
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Penguin Seph
Registered
11/12/2002
Points
1338
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17th April, 2004 at 10:46:15 -
Simen! Your penguins are useless! I am the true penguin master, fear my penguin might! My penguin ninjas will destroy you! Fear the Penguin Jedi!
Hi!
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Retired Kliker Lazarus
The Ed Wood JR of TDC
Registered
18/07/2003
Points
7364
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17th April, 2004 at 11:08:39 -
Newbie? My God you can't read.
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
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ChrisB
Crazy?
Registered
16/08/2002
Points
5457
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17th April, 2004 at 12:51:03 -
I never ate your pants, Matt :|
And a one, and a two... "J t'aime. Tu m'aime. Nous sommes mellieurs amis comme amis devraient être..."
n/a
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