I'm bored, so I decided to look through IRC's logfile.
<Kramy> Only problem with Win98 is the RAM cap...
<Kramy> well....that and the crashing...
<Kramy> but mainly the ram cap.
<[Muz]> there's a RAM cap?
<Kramy> Yes. more than 512mb and win98 can't assign addresses.
<Kramy> so it just reboots...over and over and over...
<[Muz]> ...
<[Muz]> never noticed it
<[Muz]> but then again, i've never had a comp with > 512 MB
<Kramy> last christmas I got 2gb of ram
<Kramy> The store was nice enough to accept returns.
<[Muz]> ...
<Kramy> win2k supports 4gb ram. That's more than enough for now, and since that's the max any 32bit program can use, I doubt you could run anything that needs any more.
<Kramy> Good news for you though. WinXp supports 16gb ram. Unless you have a 64bit processor...then it supports 512gb ram.
<Kramy> ahh, it's getting late
*** Muggus (~V@203-173-49-253.dyn.iinet.net.au) has joined channel #TDC
<Kramy> goodnight.
<[Muz]> cya
<Muggus> burp
<Kramy> wow.....what timing
<[Muz]> lol
<Muggus> i've come to replace your roll...whatever this was
<Kramy> lol
<Kramy> I could quote everything I said if you want..
<[Muz]> something bout RAM usage in operating systems
<Muggus> dammit...i know nothing about that
<Kramy> lol....in one ear and out the other, right?
<[Muz]> lol
<Muggus> ooops i dropped my sausage
<Muggus> it's still good but
<Kramy> Don't eat it if it has hairs all over it!!
<Kramy> or carpet!
<Muggus> i couldn't see it...hmmm it was carpet
* Muggus coughs up a hairball
<Kramy> lol
<beeb100> I'm Beeb...
<Kramy> From Vangers?
<beeb100> I've never even talked to you I don't think...
<beeb100> What is that?
<Kramy> that's what I thought
<Kramy> a game
<beeb100> Oh...
<beeb100> Nope...I never put a game on here yet.
<beeb100> lol
<Kramy> Actually, in vangers beebs are little bugs you harvest
<Kramy> then you sell them to pay for vehicle upgrades
<beeb100> ...
<beeb100> lol
<beeb100> That is not where I get my name...
<beeb100> lol
<Kramy> The oorwort is requires flegma
<Kramy> lol, ok
<beeb100> Did someone make that here?
<Kramy> nope
<beeb100> Or is it a game you have to buy?
<Kramy> it was made by a professional company
<Kramy> It's a weird game btw
<beeb100> lol
<beeb100> Oh.
<Keatonian> hehe...crap...hehe
<Echisketch> right
<Echisketch> I need some diarhea cookies
<Keatonian> yes
<Echisketch> dough, sugar, and a light coating of diarrhea
* Keatonian gives echisketch a milk enema to get the diarrhea
<Keatonian> EW
<Keatonian> yuck!
<Echisketch> LOL
<Keatonian> I'm never givin you an enema again!
<Echisketch> Now my asshole is shiny clean
<Keatonian> ewww...
<Keatonian> lets talk about bunnies
<Echisketch> I checked, finger swipe, not a drop of shit
<Keatonian> and their assho... I mean
<Keatonian> er
<Echisketch> yes, I wonder if bunnies eat diarrhea cookies
<Keatonian> fuzzy
<Echisketch> yesh
<Keatonian> You are one disgusting man
<Keatonian> I'm one to talk...
<Echisketch> Im a 4 year old boy, who are you calling a man
<Keatonian> 4?
<Keatonian> you mean 14?
<Echisketch> no
<Echisketch> 4!
<Keatonian> liar
<Echisketch> gagga goo goo, happy?
<Keatonian> no
* Keatonian stabs Echi
<Echisketch> I hate ussss...
<Keatonian> NOW im happy
* Echisketch URINATES ALL OVER KEATONIAN, INCLUDING HIS MOUTH!
<Echisketch> OMGOGMGOgm
<Keatonian> you are SICK
<Echisketch> YOU ARE STABBO RIFIC
* Keatonian breaks echi'd neck and leaves
*** Keatonian (~V@blah.net) has quit IRC (Quit: Bad_company.)
*** Echisketch (~V@blah.net) has quit IRC (Quit: Off to go rape Keatonian's mom.)
#Tdc, truly.
"Everytime you use Kazaa, a metallica band member dies a little."
Quote Jonathon Smeby.
OK, to end all this unfunny crap, here is the classic bloodninja AIM conversations:
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
LOL. I had some logs of a prank I pulled off with a friend, but those went down with my other harddrive. Looks quite similar to that, though . Ah, I miss tracing down those so-called NYC_Chicks, telling them where they're from, and sending them death threats .
Oh well... till DALnet lifts that k-line off me, I'm stuck with those nerds on #tdc and #k&p . If only everyone wasn't so damn idle, I'd start a fight with someone.
Gotta stop using [Muz] as an IRC nick.
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
i second circy. www.bash.org comes the closest to having funny quotes
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
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