Hello, let me introduce myself. My name is dogzer, and i'm a profesional MMF game designer. I make over 5 grand a week. I spend most of it on charity.

How to make a game storyline properly. That's not an easy cookie to crack. Before we begin, lets ask ourselves... what's a storyline? does any of you know? Heh, let me tell you! you don't! And that's what makes it so hard for most mmf game makers to make their games. So what's a storyline? Storylines can be broken down into 3 parts:

1-Purpose
2-Coolness
3-Complexity

1. Purpose

The first thing to realise about a storyline is... what do you want to acomplish with it? I'm going to make it really easy for you. This is not something of your choice, storyline's purposes are not up to you. It always has to be about what people want deep inside. Most people doesnt realise this. But what they want is sex. The most important thing in any person's life is always sex. That's why your game must be about sex. Doesnt matter what type of sex. As long as it covers the most basic and important human need.

2. Coolness

Your story has to be cool. So if you are not cool, forget about it, you can't make games! uninstall MMF and do something else. I'd suggest to get laid. Get out there, steal your dad's car, and grab a blonde down the road and take her to an alley where no one sees you, and have sex with her, pay her, get her out of the car, and leave. Be careful not to run her over when you are leaving! And if you do! be sure to get down the car and get your money back from her.

3. Complexity

For the love of god. Keep it simple. No one wants to read long boring text about random stuff that makes no sense. Get to the point! And for the love of baby jesus christ, don't put your mmf game in an INSTALLER. I really don't want to install a mmf game in my hdd. When i go to my add/remove programs thing, i dont want to see your game in there, I beg you. I mean, no one's installing your game that's for sure, i'm just telling you this just so you know, if you put your game in an installer, no one's going to use it, ever. It's sad but it's true. That's all I have to say about that.

I hope this tutorial on how to make games good, without releasing something that's too boring that no one's going to like it, was useful to you. I feel pretty good about helping this community in their efforts to do game-like stuff, some games are really funny. I love them. I dont usualy dload any MMF games anymore though. I havent seen anything original in ages. It's always a ball shaped main character bouncing on blocks!