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Author:	Muffin Batel [neonair games]	Submitted:	5th June, 2005	Favourites:	0
Genre:	Platformer	Downloads:	242
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Edited By Muffin Batel [neonair games] on 11/11/2007

Edited By Batel of Neonair on 6/5/2005

Edited By Batel of Neonair on 6/5/2005

Edited By Batel of Neonair on 6/5/2005

Edited By Batel of Neonair on 6/5/2005

This was My entree for the 2004 Christmas game making competition at The Daily Click and it's also the first finished game I ever made. The theme of the competition: Mario-style platformer starring Santa. My game came in last place since it has no marioishness and was made in less than a day. I think it should have gotten 1st place though!

Although it is horrible, it provides a good laugh and a feeling of ownage seeing as how you can't die in this game.
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It displays such features such as:

Custom Platform Movement!
A Floating Head that can Jump!
Led Zeppelin Intro Screen!
Death-Defying Enemies and Stunts!
Beautiful Backdrops and Awsome Music!
AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!

Please, give it a whirl- this is a classic game you can't miss out on!!!

Edit- here are the comments of the judges- just for a good laugh:
CHRIS: This is terrible. It plays nothing like Mario, and I get the impression the author had no intention of winning this competition, but would prefer to make a bad name for himself. Well, mission accomplished! One of the worst games I've ever played.

PETE: More like Floating TURD Santa. This game is abysmal, easily the worst of the competiton. There's no gameplay to speak of, there's no resemblance to Mario, the graphics are poor, and no storyline is supplied. The only perk is the Zeppelin song at the start, but unforunately there's no category for Ripped Music - in fact, it shouldn't be there at all, as the rules clearly state MIDIS ONLY. *sigh*

SHAB: I have no idea what this person was trying to make, this game is a mess. The gameplay is pretty bad as it is, but it confuses me more that this game got made when the goal was to make a Mario like game.

*2nd and on screenies are not guaranteed to show up in the game itself- they're what you call "secret"*

Review This Download

http://www.neonairgames.net/games/FloatingHeadSanta/FloatingHeadSanta.zip (842kb )

Posted by The Chris Street

5th June, 2005

This is actually worse than some of Nuklears games.

Posted by Muffin Batel [neonair games]

5th June, 2005

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Now doesn't that just want to make you download it and see how terrible it is?! :)

Posted by Cazra

5th June, 2005

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lol, Batel.

Posted by Muffin Batel [neonair games]

5th June, 2005

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This is front page material guys!

Posted by Cazra

5th June, 2005

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That was awesome!!! It's the best game ever! You can't beat gradient backgrounds and immortality!

Posted by Muffin Batel [neonair games]

5th June, 2005

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exactly- those gradient backgrounds were the most time consuming thing!

Posted by Willy C

5th June, 2005

haha, look at that fat guy!

Posted by axel

5th June, 2005

that last one's swedish XD

Posted by Cazra

5th June, 2005

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Batel, you should enter the next compo. From what I've heard it's going to be based on an unusual theme.

Posted by Sean Kelly

5th June, 2005

Best game ever! Thumbs Down....but in a good way! ^_^

Posted by DaVince

5th June, 2005

This should be an entry in the crapware community! http://www.create-games.com/link.asp?id=1664 ;)

Posted by Joshua M.

5th June, 2005

That's about the worst I've ever seen! But not as bad as nuklears stuff. Hey, this should be submitted at http://crapware.hopto.org !

Posted by Muffin Batel [neonair games]

5th June, 2005

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wooo

Posted by Justin

5th June, 2005

Damn. I was hoping the fat kid would get naked. But he never did. In fact, he wasn't even in the game. Now I could possibly forgive you if he had never stripped down but the fact is, he never even appeared. It's rediculous. You show these fantastic screens of the eraser faces and the seal and a fat kid eating at mcdonalds. Then it isn't even in the game? This is false advertising. I spent at least 3 seconds downloading on my extremely high speed internet, unzipped it, and played through the entire 5 and a half second game and you couldn't even at least include the things you showed in your screenshot. I'm extremely aggrivated and I will probably take this up with the moderators of the site. I am sure they will be extremely pissed when they realize you put a game on the site that does not even have the naked fat kid covered in french fry grease. I'm going to go work on this game now to show you what mmf can really do. In fact, not only will he get naked, but spike lee will rub the fat kids nipples with icecubes. Signing out Justin

Posted by Justin

5th June, 2005

Note. I just realized there was a warning that the screens may not all appear in the game. I called my lawyer back and cancelled the lawsuit. My apologies.

Posted by Airflow

6th June, 2005

If you cancel me again you will die.

Posted by Muffin Batel [neonair games]

6th June, 2005

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yea, those extra screenshots are only available with a combonation of numbers that i am not planning to spoil :)

Posted by Cazra

6th June, 2005

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I'm voting for this on GOTW.

Posted by AndyUK

6th June, 2005

i cant download so thumbs up!!! or not.

Posted by Muffin Batel [neonair games]

6th June, 2005

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hey hey- this game has got 3 more thumbs up than i expected

Posted by Muffin Batel [neonair games]

7th June, 2005

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yay- another

Posted by kankki

8th June, 2005

Totally crap >:)

Posted by AndyUK

8th June, 2005

how pointless is this? why waste your time?

Posted by Kamakazekrazyklown

10th June, 2005

GREATEST GAME EVAAAR

Posted by Retired Kliker Lazarus

10th June, 2005

This is great! I love the fat-kid pictures in the screenshots, although I was disapointed that they weren't in the game. XD 5/5 for utterly destroying my brian cells! ^_^

Posted by Cazra

30th September, 2007

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zomg! The link is broken! Batel, can you reupload this please?!

Posted by Cazra

10th November, 2007

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I approve of this game! GENIOUS!!!

Posted by Muffin Batel [neonair games]

11th November, 2007

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i agree, snerlin