I threw together a stupid little TDC-related app today for the hell of it. For an added touch of realism, I've included a couple of users from here. If you'd like to be included, post three things you'd say to a completly retarded noob on this board, right here.
Example:
1 - "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
2 - "Go away. Go away and never come back."
3 - "ZOMG OMG LOL"
That sort of thing. They needn't be offensive, you might like to give some friendly advice about how they might fit in more. I'd add a cute and cuddly example... but I can't seem to think of anything. Anyway, go for it.
1. "w00t!?"
2. "Sigh.. have you ever heard about the word brain before?
3. "If you can't succeed with this, try doing something else, like.. collecting bugs..
1. Three words for you buddy, Custom Platform movement.
2. I can't understand you. Write in English.
3. Im Awesome to the MAX! and modest too.
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Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
26th November, 2004 at 09:43:42 -
"You forget to Heil the Fuhrer - me"
"You have no right to an opinion: there's no first amendment of the Internet, arsehole"
"You can't spell 'totalitarian despot country' without TDC"
"Your parents must be proud."
"Now there's conclusive proof that we evolved from monkeys."
"Hello <insert name>. I believe you've logged onto this website by mistake - I think what you wanted was this: www.goat.cx"
1 - "Umm, maybe you should put some more time into your games..."
2 - "Welcome to the community."
3 - "<name>, I have heard of you - I honestly saw one of your games when looking at the least downloaded games."
That third one was taken from an actual post by me
"ZOMFGWTFBBQKTHXBAI!!!!1111oneoneelevenandahalf"
"why do they let people like you register -_-'"
"I'll tell you how to make this game better, go to your C drive hit Ctrl+A and then Delete"
As a boy, I wanted to be a train. I didn’t realize this was unusual—that other kids played with trains, not as them.
These are some actual quotes of mine, might be a bit mis-quoted though.
"You bastard cock-end."
"Why make a preview when you have nothing to preview?"
"Billybob, don't play my games, you'll tarnish them."
1. Don't use BMP's for screenshots! How many times must I tell you!
2. Mark another one up for stupidity
3. Stop being an idiot, then you won't fit in around here.
"Wait there, let me get my Moron-to-English dictionary!"
"I hear if you right-click Drive C, and then click Format, you'll find free porn!"
"There is a search button. Use it to search for things."
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