Racist jokes are just that... jokes. And being in such a diverse place as hawaii, you just have to laugh it off. I mean, everyday we make fun of eachother for being a different race, were so close that there is nothing else to make fun of. Everyone teases me for being white, we tease Joe for being samoan, and Wesley for being black, Dane for being Hawaiian, and Ryan for being japanese. It goes in a big equal circle and reaches equilibrium and no one gets offended.
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
JP is totally right in this case. People are always gonna get offended some way or another, so let them all cry if they want to. They just need to learn that it's just names, or in this case, jokes. So on with the list:
There is an asian, a mexican and a black guy in the back seat of a car, who's driving?
The Cop
A jewish guy with a boner runs into a wall, what happens?
He breaks his nose
What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table?
The picnic table can support a family.
What's the difference between a black guy and batman?
Batman has the ability to go out a night with out robbin.
What do you call white people rolling down a hill?
Avalanche
What do you call black people rolling down a hill?
Rockslide
What do you call mexicans rolling down a hill?
Jailbreak
How come stevie wonder can't drive?
Because he's black
How come stevie wonder is always smiling?
Because he doesn't know that hes black.
What do you call 500 blacks on the moon?
A problem
What do you call 2500 blacks on the moon?
A big problem
What do you call all the blacks on the moon?
Problem Solved
How come helen keller can't drive?
Because she is a woman.
How do you stop an iraqi tank?
Shoot the guy pushing the box
How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
Cut the rope
How do you drown a black guy?
Pop his lips
How do you stop a black guy from drowning?
Take your boot off his head
How come blacks like basketball?
Because they can shoot, steal and run all at the same time
Why should you never hit a black kid off of a bike at night?
because there's a good chance its your bike
What did the black kid get for christmas?
Your VCR
How do you say Jewish in German?
Bratwurst
In Arakansas there is a tradition of hitting blacks on the side of the road with your car. One day a trucker was driving along and saw a black guy. He swerves and hits him. A little ways down the road he sees a priest, so he decides to pick him up. Farther down the road he sees another black guy and thinks, "yes, two in one day!" but remembers the priest is there, so he swirvs away to miss the black guy and hears a loud thump. He looks to check on the priest and the priest says "Oh, don't worry, I got him with the door."
What did the chainsaw say to the black guy?
RRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNN NIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGA
What do you call 8 blacks, a chineese guy and 3 mexicans?
A sprinkler
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA CHINK SPIC SPIC SPIC
A black guy a mexican and a white guy are sitting at lunch for work and they all look at their lunches. The black guy says, "Man, if I get fried chicken one more time, I'm gonna jump off this building." The mexican says, "If I get tacos one more time, I'm also gonna jump off this building." The white guy says, "Same here if I get ham." The next day they all look at their lunches, the black guy says "Damn, chicken." So he jumps. The mexican says, "Damn, Tacos, Here I go" and jumps. The white guy says. "Aww." So he jumps. At the funeral, the black guy's wife was crying and said, "If I had only known that he didn't like chicken, I wouldn't have made it for him!" The mexican's wife was also crying, "If I had only known he hated tacos, I wouldn't have made them for him," The white guy's wife wasn't crying, so it drew attention to her, and she said, "Don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."
Some people might think I pick on blacks too much, but my best friend is actually black. But then my dad sold him. No, seriously, I have a black guy in my family tree, he's still hanging there.
But anyways, remember, I can't be racist, I own a color tv.
Three guys are on a plane. One is welsh, one is aussie, one is asian. The plane is under-fueled and the pilot tells them they each need to jettison something they already have too much of in their country. First, the welsh guy throws a sheep. Then the asian throws a bag of rice. The aussie thinks for a moment, turns around, grabs the asian and says 'Sorry, mate'
Q: Why is the citizens of Stockholm so careful about saying 20 minus degrees (celcius) and not 20 degrees cold?
A: If you say 20 degrees cold there, they think you mean 20 degrees plus...
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