"Actually sir, we found a tiny unicorn in your exhaust. It was jumping around poking holes in your gas tank." "Oh thank you I did not know that. A tiny unicorn? Wow."
"Yes, only I know his true plans to take over the world."
Now were is the proof? I don't remember Kerry saying anything about monuments, national festivals, sharpshooting clubs and the workers contribution, let alone gymnasts.
I hope I won't bother with all this nasty stuff but...
Did you know that when people say "Kerri" in hebrew it is meaning to a "ejaculation of sperm while sleeping"
So that's probably why God was decided it is good not to choose him as a president.
You guys know that big train sketch? Hitler gives a speech, then they go backstage and there is this nerdy nazi (simon pegg) who keeps hassling him asking him questions.
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