I need to KNOW some more "the sims"-like games, I'm running out of them, I'll even settle for some online ones, that have you monitor their meters, none of those pointless ones.
IRC. Learn a bit of the ins and outs, make one of those 'click here for pr0n' ads (which is actually a trojan that lets you add one particular line to their script file), then use that script file to turn them into your puppet. LOTS of fun . And with all the people who think that #nohack is just another stupid fake channel that injects more trojans into them, you can get control over the idiots for a long, long time, and they wouldn't realise it .
Not that I have any experience in it.
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