what does puzzle me is, in the new episodes, Yoda is very high up and the best jedi and situated in huge futuristicbuildings, bustling with people the old episode in which dies, hes on his home planet,in the middle of nowhere, living in a crappy hermits tree? what ever happened to his pride? I would have thought he would at least have a mercedes.
The third Harry Potter film was a real step forward. The acting wa occasionally embarassing, but Attack of the Clones was worse. Hayden is a terrible actor, Ewan Mcgregor is only average and natalie portman is awful.
Ewoks can suck my dick, jar jar: dick, anakin: see mr. dick, lucas: dick is on line 1, and portman come see me in room 42.
Jake Lloyd one of the shittiest actors in the world, fuuuck ruined that movie. you know who really pissed me off though? Those two red headed mongaloids they got to play fred and george weasley in HP. the stupid cunts coulndt act their way out of a paper bag, and they are ugly as shit to boot.
i never understood the whole lightsaber thing, if IIII was living then, I'd have a laser sniper and pick people off from 3 miles away. Those laser blasts have gotta go the speed of light, they'd have their heads blown off and slightly cooked before they knew what hit em. anyway im tired and cranky, g'night.
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
PAH! The third Harry Potter film was a real step forward. The acting wa occasionally embarassing' the acting was embarrasing all the way through. Even the guy who plays proffessor lupin cant act. AND EWOKS DAMN WELL RULE!
I'd invite all my SW friends here, except they've all gone spoilerfree. Hide behind your filthy spoilers, you little cowards! XP
Ok... many here seems to only mention the prequels... I don't hate them, but I have no love for them either. Though, I have a feeling that Ep 3 will be good cause
ESB (best of the OT IMO): everything goes to hell
ROTS: everything goes to hell
Now, the best ones are ANH (original Star Wars) and ESB.
And for hating Star Wars, many of you indulge quite alot in spoilers?
Also: the Yoda in TPM is a muppet! though he's CG in one scene
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Well ... dont forget Mr. Lucas also had his fingers in the first three epsiodes (IV, V, VI), which I agree are still the best films in the saga.
Episode I was a very big disappointment.
Episode II was an improvement, but still not a good SW film. The end was cool though.
Episode III will hopefully be better. Who knows? I will go see it no matter what.
Generally the new trilogy has so far been more about showing CGI effects than about telling a story. Also some of the effects are quite horrible if you compare the movie to the old ones. Yes the old ones did not have quite the camera freedom, but it did not look fake all the time.
The technology is still not ready to produce an all out bluescreen movie with only actors being real (and a few props).
From all I've seen and read, Episode III should be very good. I pretty much hated Episode I with the exception of Darth Maul being cool as fuck, they should've kept him around a bit longer. Of course, we all know Jar-Jar is a terrible character. I enjoyed Episode II, pretty much everything improved over Ep I, but it wasn't up to the original trilogy. From all the reviews I've read (like Kevin Smith's), and the images I've seen, plus the promised darker tone, I think it'll probably be great.
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