After I read the story, and then look through there forums, I truly believe that these ppl and ppl like them will bring about the end of the world. Just how blind can you allow yourself to be?
"one of the male hobbits (which is slang for "homo boy with a little bitty [insert unchristian word here] hanging between his legs") fell so much in love with the main character, Frodo (another male hobbit), that he committed the ultimate homosexual sacrifice by ruining his hairdo and nearly drowning himself to prove his loyalty"
Surely this is a satire of some sort. And a very good one at that. I mean, look how it's written, jokes and all. Also the front page features the column "Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!" Not exactly a sanctimonious thing to say.
what's so wrong about it? It is all true. You should all avoid those films and do something better like go out for a walk instead of watching those horrible violent pervert movies!
The site is a fake. I signed up to the forum (as "Pastor Sauce") and was banned after only 1 post. They block out the word "Joke" and replace it with "Divine Revelation". A very well executed fake, but there are cracks.
Even looking at the forums, I don't see how it could be taken as anything other than parody. Anyway, if you want to see something legitimately stupid, I saw this little booklet thing somebody was giving out, called "Have You Been Brainwashed?" It's all about how evolution is a bunch of crap and how all the real facts point toward creationism. It's so stupid, it makes me mad. Anyway, you can check out their boring website here: http://www.icr.org . But you'd be better of finding one of their awesome little booklets and reading that instead. And then burning it.
Lol people did that at college A LOT, we noticed after my mate had his assignment given back (he got a distinction too) all the 'and' had been changed to 'arse' or something.
But I still hate Lord Of The Rings...nothing like the books at all. If I want to see one long endless battle, I just have to fly to the Middle East. And I don't even have to pay to watch that.
And those people who posed as 'homeskooled' on that other link should be shot. One of my friends left school, and there just as normal as everyone else.
Fine Garbage since 2003.
CURRENT PROJECT:
-Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans.
-Working in television.
damn it is it bad for me to really like the name lucifer? radix's post reminded me that i love that name, if ever i have kids in years to come, theyll either be lucifer or luci. And also, are people allowed to call their kid jesus? something i always wondered about!?
Allowed by whom? Of course they're allowed. You think there's a law against it? Well, maybe it depends on where you live. I heard somewhere that, until very recently, in Iraq, you had to name your first son either Saddam or Mohammad. Now, you have to name him I Love George Bush and American Freedom Please Don't Bomb My House, or you end up in Guantanimo Bay, to be raped by bored soldiers. Perhaps that's just a rumor, though.
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