Once upon a time there was a young boy named Circy. Circy was 23 years old and lived in Wales, Clickland. While walking home from school one day, a pink Digital Dreams jumped out from behind a Eternal Daughter's Hype and tackled Circy to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, Circy realized that the pink Digital Dreams was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Circy decided to keep the pink Digital Dreams as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet pink Digital Dreams ''Flava.'' When Circy and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Circy's mother, Clubsoft. And boy was she surprised to see a pink Digital Dreams following Circy into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Clubsoft. ''It's a pink Digital Dreams,'' answered Circy. ''Dah, I can see that, Circy, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Clubsoft. ''It's my new pet!'' answered Circy. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Clubsoft. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates pink Digital Dreamss. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that Circy grabbed Flava by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, Circy and Flava played and played, that is until Circy's favorite television show, ''Channel 4 Teletext,'' started. At that point Circy forgot all about Flava having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Channel 4 Teletext,'' when Circy was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''Phizzy!! Circy! Get your *** in the Wibble Wacky World...NOW!!'' With that Circy rushed into the Wibble Wacky World to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the Wibble Wacky World, there stood his father, Rikus, pointing toward the MMF. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as Circy followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the MMF, was the biggest pile of Digital Dreams doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Rikus. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, Circy knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep Flava for a pet. So without hesitation, Circy set out to find where Flava was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, Circy discovered Flava crouched beneath the table that Circy did his klikking on. ''Come on, Flava, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the MMF!'' scolded Circy. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Digital Dreams!! And with that Circy led Flava out of the house and down to the local Clickteam. They had a pet section and Circy knew the owner would find Flava a good home. So after saying good-bye to Flava, and thanking the owner of Clickteam, Circy walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Vincent Beerss. But Circy's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Circy suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.
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