Haha, people can't stand to see other people having harmless fun sometimes.
I can see it now; a lone figure silhouetted by the glow of his monitor and caked in the warmth of his blanket, drifting through all the forums in his protective shell of anonymity, ever vigilant. He stumbles upon this abomination, and the dark urges inside him take over, seeping into his veins. Urges dedicated to the destruction of entertainment. Urges that must not be subdued. His mind, mad with power, reassures him of his intentions as he spills forth his mighty tide of killjoy, the eternal yearning for administrative powers burning his very soul. How dare they have a laugh while chatting in a topic, hurting nobody, and go unnoticed! Well, no more! Maybe this is the event that will finally capture the notice of the powers that be! Maybe my unrelenting attempt to assassinate an off-topic topic will be symbolic of my loyalty to the site, the dedication that I might bring to their cause! I will put every ounce of effort into crushing this terrible beast. I will send forth a message to the ancient creator, the giver of birth to this unwitting vessel of shame. I will wield my finest weapons of ignorance and insipidity. They used to LAUGH... but who's laughing now?
We are, my friend. We are.
PS. Fish are awesome.
PPS. I get kinda like this when I had a big night drinking the night before.
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i cant think of a fish pun...
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