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MasterM



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11th December, 2007 at 10:58:54 -

alright one more post for today and then im done. HA

anyways there are a lot of ads in print and online that annoy me A LOT. they are just SO BAD.

this thread is dedicated to terrible ads. i start:

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wtf is this? are they trying to sell rings or porn? why is the couple fucking there? maybe they just follow the old rule "sex sells" or they are selling cock rings...overall i just think this couple sexing/making out doesnt belong there. the woman looks very naked to me though (from what i can see) so my brain tells me they are fucking and im sure everybody thinks so too (if you can count til 2 that is)

 
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11th December, 2007 at 11:43:20 -

I agree, they are having sex. I don't see the connection with diamonds.

 
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11th December, 2007 at 12:09:22 -

They're not having sex. She just fell over because of the weight of the enormous nipple ring he just gave her.

 
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11th December, 2007 at 13:40:51 -

Oh, so they're nipple rings? No thanks.

 
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11th December, 2007 at 14:40:19 -

Piercing is gross.

 
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11th December, 2007 at 16:52:17 -

My turn!

Okay, I couldn't actually find the ads(Now I want them ¬_¬) but I did manage to find some screenshots of them. Seems some other people also became enraged about these and had to share their anger.


Smilie ad.
I hate how the face says "HELLOOOO?!" In the campest voice ever. It is so annoying.
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The Mosquito ad.
Constant buzzing sound until you click it. And then are taken to a new website. Most irritating when watching videos or something of that variety. VERY annoying.
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11th December, 2007 at 17:30:06 -

ANY adverts with sounds like that are SO ANNOYING!! I also didn't like that fart button thing much, or those constant questionnaire ones like "WHO IS THIS PERSON IN THIS PICTURE WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY BRITNEY SPEARS?! ANSWER FOR AN XBOX 360!"

 
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11th December, 2007 at 17:38:46 -

I use AdBlock Plus.

Therefore I don;t get any

 
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12th December, 2007 at 04:07:23 -


Originally Posted by /Joea Claus/
I use AdBlock Plus.

Therefore I don;t get any



you are just spoiling the fun. does it work fine? ive tried some ad blockers in the past and they also block alright pop ups by sites and stuff.

banners with sounds should be ILLEGAL. does anybody remember this south park episode where the kids find out a note you have to play that makes people crap their pants? if it really existed (it doesnt) they should put that into ad banners lol

and YES how i hate those little fucks who say "heeeeeeeeeellllllllllllooo" often those will start playing after a while and you have like 15 tabs opened and have to check each to see where that fucking sound is coming from ARGH

what i also like are ads for AMERICAN GREENCARDS. fuck off with this shit. i live in germany and i love it. what makes matters worse- the translations read like this
"You wants Green Card, yes? Getting it then by clicking there!"

 
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12th December, 2007 at 04:32:39 -

It works great. Plus it's easy to add any file you want to block (like a script, or an image, or even frames).

 
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12th December, 2007 at 04:36:08 -

Ads that use the Windows XP theme, the Windows 95 Error icon, The Windows 2000 colors, The font rendering engine of Mac OS X AND are shaking and flashing.
They're very believable, mainly when you use Linux.

 
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12th December, 2007 at 04:41:18 -

You finally use Linux again?

 
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12th December, 2007 at 05:17:11 -

No, I was just mentioning a fact.

 
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12th December, 2007 at 07:27:38 -

I hate the talking "congratulations, you've won a free iPod nano!" ones. Those piss me off more than anything.

 
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12th December, 2007 at 07:46:49 -

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12th December, 2007 at 23:05:48 -

ROFL DaVince!

These are different than the type posted already, but I really can't stand the 30 minutes of television ads they now slap at the beginning of every movie at the theaters! Jesus Christ, if I see another Movietickets.com commercial or a giant rolling Pepsi ball..

 
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13th December, 2007 at 07:27:14 -

I clicked Purple Blob.

 
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13th December, 2007 at 09:35:58 -

Me too, and he got bigger

 
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MasterM



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13th December, 2007 at 09:50:33 -


Originally Posted by SilverNovothy
Me too, and he got bigger



lol i first didnt believe you but had to go back and test it myself. i was shocked it actually DID get bigger...totally forgot about the new features on this board.

also i dont need to WIN the internet. yesterday i just downloaded internets.iso and put it on a floppy.

 
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13th December, 2007 at 11:57:27 -

ZAP the fly and win a FREE* laptop!



















* The sticker on the Laptop is free

 
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