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Sumo148
Super amazing fantastic user
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26/01/2009
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30th November, 2009 at 03:02:23 -
...that god was angry at the lizard man for slacking off, when he should be finding the candy cane shards. So the Lizard Man took a few ninja stars from the dead ninjas and continued on his journey...
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-MacAdaM-
Megaman Fosho
Registered
12/02/2008
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560
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30th November, 2009 at 03:12:23 -
... THE END!
Or is it? ...
nope, its not (:
Your just jealous that you're not as awesome as me.
(And my megaman avatar  )
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W3R3W00F
Drum and Bass Fueled Psycho
Registered
08/11/2008
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374
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30th November, 2009 at 03:48:14 -
The Lizardman walked and walked and walked and walked and died. Well, then he came back to life; sort of. He was missing an arm. Actually then he lost his other arm somehow. He did somersaults all the way to the Desert of Dreams. Seeing there was no candy cane shard, he lost his arms again. He then found out this Desert of dreams was actually a new amusement park ride at some Disneyland park somewhere. Probably Antarctica. Finding out this wasn't where he needed to go, he decided to BUT THEN HE GOT HIS ARMS BACK SO HE
An old and washed up once-kid
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Sumo148
Super amazing fantastic user
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26/01/2009
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530
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30th November, 2009 at 19:43:58 -
...decided to go to Antarctica. He booked a flight with Continental Airlines and flew as far south as he could to Africa. Then he hiked across the blazing deserts and savannas to South Africa, where he met Bear Grylls. Bear Grylles was doing a special episode on Antarctica, so he agreed that the Lizard Man could hitch a ride. While flying over the south pole, the pilot had a heart attack, forcing Bear and the Lizard Man to skydive out of the plane.
While in the air 500,000 feet up, the lizard man found out that his parachute didn't work! So he tried to increase his speed to catch up to Bear Grylls down below him. But, the lizard man realized that he was going to fast! He crashed into Bear Grylls' back, causing them to both spin out of control screaming like girls. Bear held onto the Lizard man and open the chute. Just in time too, because they both landed on top of the biggest ferris wheel in the world at the "Desert of Dreams" in the new Disney Theme Park. The Ferris Wheel was 10,000 feet up in the air. Bear Grylls and the lizard man decided to...
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DMT
Registered
18/06/2009
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150
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1st December, 2009 at 01:53:37 -
...end the story, but...
I am no longer not a taco.
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Sumo148
Super amazing fantastic user
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26/01/2009
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530
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1st December, 2009 at 02:03:30 -
...the show/story must go on!
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UrbanMonk
BRING BACK MITCH
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07/07/2008
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1st December, 2009 at 06:16:51 -
So they climbed on top of the Ferris Wheel and grabbed onto a nearby...
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Sumo148
Super amazing fantastic user
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1st December, 2009 at 18:49:37 -
...string of flags to zipline down to the bottom of the park. Then they started to search...
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DMT
Registered
18/06/2009
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150
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3rd December, 2009 at 01:31:03 -
...underwater. Suddenly, the Lizardman realized he could not breathe underwater. He started to drown. His last thought was, "Don't let this forum topic die!" But it was too late. The END, maybe but just in case...
I am no longer not a taco.
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Jon C-B
I create vaporware
Registered
23/04/2008
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237
 
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3rd December, 2009 at 03:02:30 -
...he did eventually die, the Lizard Man made a clone of himself! but the clone wasn't a lizard it was a...
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W3R3W00F
Drum and Bass Fueled Psycho
Registered
08/11/2008
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374
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3rd December, 2009 at 22:50:44 -
Ferris Wheel! Which leapt out of the water and into... umm... the water. So... The Ferris wheel... um...
An old and washed up once-kid
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UrbanMonk
BRING BACK MITCH
Registered
07/07/2008
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49667
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3rd December, 2009 at 23:55:36 -
...suddenly exploded into a bunch of kittens! One of the kittens was named tom, and poor little tom was soaking wet from falling in the water! Tom the kitten swam to shore and shook the water out his soft fur. He than begun licking himself clean, but that's when he spotted a fly buzzing above his head.
Tom, following his instincs, took off after the fly! The fly darted this way and that with Tom in hot pursuit! When suddenly the fly flew into a...
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DMT
Registered
18/06/2009
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150
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4th December, 2009 at 01:46:59 -
...mansion full of elderly undead ponies knitting socks! Tom spoke: "Oh my...
I am no longer not a taco.
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UrbanMonk
BRING BACK MITCH
Registered
07/07/2008
Points
49667
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4th December, 2009 at 02:08:45 -
..tail is on fire!" And one of the ponies laughed in a creaky voice, "ha ha haaa, foolish kitten you have spawned from the wrong ferris wheel today!" Then the ponies all started breathing fire. "Burn kitten! Burrrrrrn!"
Tom was very frightened. "Oh please elderly undead plot twists! Don't hurt meeeeee! MEeeeeeeOW!!!!" Suddenly the ponies stopped, and started laughing uproariously! "What's so funny?" asked tom. That's when it happened! A giant...
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DMT
Registered
18/06/2009
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150
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5th December, 2009 at 16:39:12 -
...version of OldManClayton came from the sky. The Kitten said, "No admin, you shall never find out the truth about me! BWahahaha!!!" For he was...
I am no longer not a taco.
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