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monkeytherat

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7th February, 2011 at 01:08:21 -

This is the HORRIBLE JOKE COMPETITION!!!!!! In order to compete, just post your least funny joke here. Try to make your jokes follow the TDC rules, and "This competition" does NOT count . Anyway, have fun?

Contest ends in a few months, prize is 100 points and a trophy.

EXAPLE OF MIGHT: Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, I don't speak chicken.

Edited by monkeytherat

 
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7th February, 2011 at 03:26:45 -

What happens when you throw a green brick into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW

 

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7th February, 2011 at 03:40:23 -

I believe it would actually brownsplode.

The HAW HAW HAW made me laugh out loud, so you lose the competition.

 

  		
  		

monkeytherat

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7th February, 2011 at 03:44:58 -

lol, reminds me of a Chinese folk story

 
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7th February, 2011 at 05:06:41 -

Whats the difference between illegal and unlawful?
One is a sick bird.

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Eat Mop

Why is it called a 'chicken coop'?
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a 'chicken sedan'.

 
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That Really Hot Chick
now on the Xbox Live Marketplace!

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7th February, 2011 at 06:41:31 -

I'm still managing to laugh at all of your guys' jokes. They're so bad that they're funny.

Anyway...

Q: What did the man say to the barber?
A: "Cut my hair, please."

Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was a mama chicken, and her eggs were on the same side of the road that she was on, so she didn't need to cross the road in the first place. She sat on her eggs and they hatched the next day.

"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"No one!"
"But that's impossible, because if no one was there, no one would've knocked."

Q: What did the man say to the psychic?
A: "Cut my hair, please."

Q: When does an elephant become upset?
A: When it gets hurt.

Okay, there's my collection of bad jokes.

EDIT: Agh, misleading text. >_>

Edited by W3R3W00F

 
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7th February, 2011 at 13:10:27 -

Q: How many pancakes can you fit in a dog house?

A: None, because snakes don't have any armpits!









(it's one of my favourites)

 
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7th February, 2011 at 13:19:59 -

So a rabbi, priest, and preacher walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kinda joke?"




Old.

 

  		
  		

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7th February, 2011 at 14:58:02 -

Customer: "I want some deodorant"
Shopkeeper: "Ball or Aerosol?"
Customer: "No, I want it for my armpits"


 
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7th February, 2011 at 17:07:44 -

What do two oceans say when they meet?

Nothing, they just wave.

 
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7th February, 2011 at 18:20:11 -

What's wrong with a family of Mexicans living in a waste container?

Answer: At least 5 families would fit in there!

 
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7th February, 2011 at 20:42:18 -

Hagar - you left out the Swedish accent.




Q: What cheese is made backwards?
A: eseehc.

 
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7th February, 2011 at 21:40:03 -

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
Because he'd had a lousy summer.

What did the captain say to his men before they got on the boat?
"Men, get on the boat!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"

Why did Katie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.

Edited by -J-

 
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monkeytherat

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7th February, 2011 at 22:22:59 -


Originally Posted by -J-

Why did Katie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.



I know this makes me a terrible person, but I lmao at that.

 
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18th March, 2011 at 12:51:23 -

Q: Why should you never eat a clown?
A: They taste funny.

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Blow a little boogie into it.



 

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18th March, 2011 at 14:11:18 -

How do you open the refrigerator?
You ask a penguin to close the doors.

How do you say a funny joke to a bat?
You don't.

 
Code me a sausage!

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18th March, 2011 at 14:48:18 -

What's more disgusting than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees!

 
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Make some more box arts damnit!
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18th March, 2011 at 17:49:04 -

What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped from jail?





A small medium at large.

 
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18th March, 2011 at 17:53:34 -

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

It depends on how hard you throw them!

 
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18th March, 2011 at 19:36:14 -


Originally Posted by Phredreeke
What's more disgusting than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees!




 
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18th March, 2011 at 21:29:15 -

How are an eagle and mole the same?

-They both big underground, except the eagle.

 
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19th March, 2011 at 16:26:26 -

Q: Who do two octopus taste better than one?
A: Because their octopi.

 

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19th March, 2011 at 17:35:50 -


Originally Posted by Jess Bowers
Q: Who do two octopus taste better than one?
A: Because their octopi.


I

That was a good bad joke!

 
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19th March, 2011 at 22:32:47 -

Why did Dogzer cross the road?
Because Circy deleted his thread

 
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20th March, 2011 at 17:24:25 -

Q) What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A) Wheres my tractor?!

Q) What did the cow say to the chicken?
A) Moo!

 
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20th March, 2011 at 18:19:02 -

Q: How do you jump slap yourself in the face with a shovel while skiing inside a helicopter?

Wrong Answer: Jump and duct tape a burning chinchilla to your face and say banana!
Correct answer: throw the shovel out of the helicopter, jump out the helicopter and hit the shovel with your face!

 
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20th March, 2011 at 18:26:08 -

There was a fire in a cannibal village, and one cannibal said to the other:

The bad news is that your wife was burned to death in the fire, the good news is that dinner's ready!

 
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22nd March, 2011 at 12:37:23 -

I bought Bonnie Tylers car the other day.
Waste of money, Every now and then it falls apart

My wife just left me, taking my satellite dish and Bob Marley CD collection…
No woman, no Sky.

How much coke did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill Two and a Half Men..

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.
It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A guy goes to his doctor.
"Doctor I keep thinking I'm a horse!" he exclaims.
The doctor examines him and says
"Umm, this is a very strange condition and I think you need specialist help. I know a very good consultant but he doesn't come cheap I'm afraid."
"That's ok," replies the patient. "Money's no object. I won the Grand National last week."

What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?
1forest1

My grandma overheard two women talking in a doctor's surgery.
After a while, one said to the other, 'Do you know, Mary, I don't feel too well. I think I'll go home.'

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?
A seizure salad...

I tried to catch some fog earlier…
…Mist.

Ok, that'll do for now.

 
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22nd March, 2011 at 15:13:07 -

Image

 
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Make some more box arts damnit!
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23rd March, 2011 at 11:13:49 -

a baby seal walks into a club

 
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