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Ron Pow Sausage
Registered 10/01/2014 06:17:01
Points 2
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10th January, 2014 at 10/01/2014 06:24:13 -
Okay, you guys aren't gona believe this, but I really need help and there was no where else to turn so I came here because IT folks are the bomb even though you guys are just clickety clickety drag drop builders but anyway I seriously have some issues help me please!
Okay, so I went to sleep and all of a sudden I felt something move under my blanket. I pulled off the cover and what the heck it was a giant suauage? OH NO!! HELP! PLEASE!! So I got up and started freaking out and all of a sudden the sauge said, "Do not be scarety scarety, I come to bring you scrumptious, and you eat for tasty now." So I saw this giant fork right? So I picked it up and ha ha you thought I was going to stab him but I ate him with the fork. But then all of a sudden the fork turned into another sausage and WHAT THE HECK there is NO MORE FORKS!! OH NO!! HELP ME PLEASE!! So I am really scared now and I don't know what to do because a giant sausage is after my life!!!!
"I am the giant sausage, and I come to bring you scrumptious, and for tasty now you eat like hungry man!" - The Sausage that lives under my house
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lembi2001
Registered 01/04/2005
Points 608
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10th January, 2014 at 10/01/2014 10:33:53 -
Hello Nastyman!!
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AndyUK Mascot Maniac
Registered 01/08/2002
Points 14586
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11th January, 2014 at 11/01/2014 04:15:49 -
Use your hands.
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Ron Pow Sausage
Registered 10/01/2014 06:17:01
Points 2
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11th January, 2014 at 11/01/2014 04:29:18 -
Pew, I used my hands like you told me and I did karate chop and I slice of his head! I am free, yes! Wait a minute.... oh no, oh my gosh, what's happening? HELP!! HELP!!! NO!!! MY FINGERS ARE TURNING INTO SAUSAGES!!!! OH MY GOSH!! HELP PLEASE!!!! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. My fingers just slithered away from my hand!! THEY LOOK SO CREEPY!!! LIKE SNAKE AND SAUSAGE COMBINED INTO ONE MONSTROSITY!! OH THE WORLD OVER!!! OH THE CREEPINESS!!!! HELP!!!!! Pew, glad that's over. Turns out I was drinking too much shampoo with my breakfast. So I only thought my fingers turned into sausages. What a relief... wait... what? wait a minute... oh no.... it can't be happening... oh no!!! OH NO!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! A MILLION SAUSAGES JUST CAME OUT OF MY EARS ONE AFTER THE OTHER!!!!!! OH MY GOSH THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE TURNED INTO A CHICKEN LEG!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!! UH OH!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!! HELP ME PLEASE!! MY EYE BALLS JUST TURNED INTO MEATBALLS!!!! I AM GARGLING ON SPAGHETTI HELP PLEASE!!!! Pew, that was another useless episode. Turns out I was just day dreaming too hard. wait a minute... something is not quite right here....... oh, i have to go do something now..... i might not return..... but help, please. please. if u can
"I am the giant sausage, and I come to bring you scrumptious, and for tasty now you eat like hungry man!" - The Sausage that lives under my house
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siven I EAT ROCKS
Registered 03/11/2008
Points 604
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11th January, 2014 at 11/01/2014 21:25:00 -
I am very afraid O.O
[Game design makes my brain feel like its gonna explode.]
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