LOL. What is wrong with you people? It's like going, "Where do I hire a thief" in the middle of a classy restaurant. If you want a thief, go to a shady bar or at least somewhere where people have gotten in trouble with the law. Look for the sign of the Horse.
Not that I encourage this kind of behaviour, but if you're gonna do something, do it right. You're probably gonna get banned for this or the dreaded ShadowCaster may seek to suck the DC points to furfill his infinite thirst for DC points or something.
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.