"school, not because i hate the idea, but the way they want it is so stupid.. it's all about money, the education doesn't matter"
do you have to pay for schooling or something?
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
Kris, maybe i weren't too clear, what i meant was like: noone really cares if we don learn a shit, as long as that is the standard, as long as they can save some money while still giving the appearence of being 'good'
atleast were i live..
"If Darl McBride was in charge, he'd probably make marriage unconstitutional too, since clearly it de-emphasizes the commercial nature of normal human interaction, and probably is a major impediment to the commercial growth of prostitution."
-- Linus Torvalds, December 5th 2003.
(Darl McBride is CEO of The SCO Group)
this place sucks but don't tell anyone, it's our little secret, ok?
1. Stupid people
2. Being in the shower when someone knocks on the door
3. Teenyboppers / Townies / Wiggas
4. People who cram their religion down your throat
5. Hairy women
6. Homosexuals (sounds typical, but I'm a homophobe... no offense intended)
7. Bad grammar / punctuality (I've always been that way...)
8. Cigarettes
9. Rapists / Paedophiles
10. Internet 'relationships'
11. Babies
12. Conformity
13. People who say that consoles are more powerful than PCs can be (as much as I like consoles)
14. Judge-by-looks-or-fashion
15. Me, but not all the time
16. Lack of respect
17. Ignorance
18. Junk mail
19. Online game cheaters
20. Feminists
21. Humans, in general
22. The following questions from a girlfriend:
- What are you thinking about?
- What would you do if I died?
- Do you love me more than anyone else you've been with?
- Am I fat?
23. Boasting of any kind, unless it's friendly
24. Classification of people ("goth" in particular)
25. Lies
26. Thieves (I admit, I've stolen before, but I hate them)
27. Guys who don't respect women, and visa versa
28. People who hate other people just because they go for a different sporting team
29. Leaky pens
30. Cauliflower and tomatoes
31. People who argue for the sake of it
32. Censorship and age limits
33. Country towns (I live in one)
32. Daisies
33. Dogs that are smaller than cats
34. People who hate cats so much that they kill them
35. The smell of sweat
36. An itch in a forbidden region, whilst in public
37. People who don't back up their friends
38. Really hot weather
39. Warm rain on a cold night
40. Alcohol poisoning
41. People who spike drinks
42. People who force drugs on others (I use marijuana, but don't make anyone else do it)
43. People who put popularity in front of friendship
44. People that have intercourse with animals
45. Pop-up ads
46. Soap operas
47. Reality television
48. Musicals
49. Magpies
50. People that sneer at you
51. Hormones that take effect at inopportune moments
52. Being sprayed with girl's deodorant
53. Cross-dressers
54. People that hate others because everyone else does
55. Racism (I'm white, but I still hate racism... although I like racist jokes)
56. People who believe that there is a "weaker sex"
57. Chick-flicks
58. People who fear you with no reason
59. People that think you hate them because they're friends with someone you hate
60. People that hate you because you're friends with someone they hate
61. Being tickled
62. Sunburn
63. People that use a misfortune as a method of gaining from you
64. "Psychic Vampires" (Refer to The Satanic Bible, by Anton Szander LaVey - www.geocities.com/freakypoo666 )
65. Emoticon-heavy mail or posts
66. Head lice
67. Bad cooking
68. Bad parents (I don't have bad parents, but feel sorry for those that do)
69. Being asked for ID when I've already shown it at the same place in the same day
70. Wanting to have a party in a pub but nobody else is 18
71. Teachers who assume their homework will only take a couple of hours to complete, and fail to note that you have seven other teachers who think the same way
72. People who don't realize the importance of school
73. People that love school
74. Not being able to have piercings / 'crazy' hair while employed
75. Having to fill out government forms
76. Being broke
77. Coffee or Iced Coffee
78. The taste of vomit
79. The smell of feces
80. Vandalism
81. Ripped graphics
82. Burning a CD, returning the original to your mate, and finding out that the burnt one doesn't work
83. Oweing money to people
84. People who break promises
85. Cramps
86. Hangovers
87. Waking up with vomit on your face / clothes
88. Marshmallows
89. Honey
90. Flatulence that leads to skids
91. Having a piss that needs a leash for control
92. People that are intelligent, but act stupid
93. Having the munchies when there's nothing to eat
94. Sitting on chewing gum
95. Running out of toilet paper, and not noticing until you've done the deed
96. People that don't knock to come into your bedroom
97. People that stay home on a Saturday night
98. People that pronounce "sandwich" like "samwidge"
99. Flat beer or carbonated drinks
100. Rap music (an oxymoron)
Oh townies! Shoot all the townies!
I love to shoot and it ends all the fights
Townie, kill all the townies!
I hate their clothes, I hate them all
The shazzas and the gazzas and the ones in white!
I agree with most of em except 22, 30, 31, 32, 49, and 50. I'd write my own list, but I can't think of anything I hate at the moment. And I don't think I wanna.
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
Ok. Limp Likka Pump. Is it really limp? I thought fishing season started next year, heh.
Racism will NOT be tolerated here at DC. Do it again and you'll be erased Anyway, onto that subject... in no particular order
1. Racism
2. Sexism
3. Coronation Street
4. People who try to act hard but cannot back it up without being in large gangs
5. Wasps (bees are cool, they don't go out of their way to sting ya (unless you tread on one))
6. WWF (or WWE or whatever the heck its called)
7. Football (so over-rated)
8. Spitting in the street
9. My brothers cooking
10. Arrogant People
11. Snobs
12. Animal Activists who just look for a fight and cause trouble rather than be REAL animal activists
13. Idiocy
14. People who use women as objects rather than real people
15. Hitler
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