they hunt out the chocolate presents and rip the paper off... :S
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
My hatred for mankind is compensated for by my love for my doggies. I usually spend a couple of hours throwing the ball and stuff for them and then I'll give their chrissy pressies which is usually just a lamb leg I get from the butcher.
Btw, Darkman, you suck.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
My dogs tend to bark and all the guests and try to get as much attention as possible. Plus I fed one of them half my bowl of Cocoa Pops from breakfast cause I was way to fuckin hungover to eat them!
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
And Dogzer takes one below the belt... the crowd is wondering... how will he recover?
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
lol, yeah my cat opened our presents too and mine... the little furry shithead.
My dog doesn't give a crap about anyone on christmas and just sleeps or shits all over the lawn like any other day.
My dog went wild and crazy, I think fireworks may have contributed to this, either way when we got back from visiting relatives he had chewed up a chair, eaten some shoes, broken from his chain, smashed down our garage door and escaped into the night.
We found him at the beach accepting food from drunked strangers.
Im so proud of my dog, Indy, a huge golden retriever. Hes the only dog to have ever escaped from our local dog canal ( I dont mean I own a dog canal, I mean the one that is closest to us).
We got him some dog biscuits.
'oh yeah? he's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?'