-Knocking is not required... just burst into to peoples house and expect them to immediately tell you their problem and what they expect you to do about it before you even introduce yourself.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
-Never trust a man named Lance Vance.
-Violence is accepted in most areas.
-The world is crawling with monsters and assasins.
-All of the world can be explored in a 2D or 3D perspective.
-And, one I learned from game making...
-If you don't like something, bitch about it 'till it's fixed!
Lord knows enough people do that with my games.
Oh yeah, and where can you get that poster? Is it avalible in the U.S?
Remember, there's a little darkness in all of us... we just express it best.
--Ragnarok Games
-You can open people car doors so easly
-Take a bunch of shots before getting killed
-Shoot a cop and get away with it with only 2 stars
-Run from the cops and change radio stations at the same time
-Find hidden packages everywhere
-Kill a person and their money and weapons just appear on the floor
-Get out of the car when its flipped over so easly
-People get ran over and get back up and start walking again
-flying across roofs on a bike
-and run street poles over and barely mess up your car
Two bullet wounds to the hand will cause a highly lethal infection to kill you instantly.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Theres always one big bad guy and killing him makes everything happy happy la la land.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
- everyone has some kind of problem that they can't solve by themselves (RPGs are the worst)
- to get stronger you must reach an arbitrary number of 'experience points'.
- killing a monster that inflicts poison will make it drop an antidote
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"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
GTA probably spawns most of the best ones...
- Guns and armour are easily found lying in the streets.
- Cops don't care if you break the speed limit or run a red lightm, just don't bump their cars!
- If you see a Spinning Skull sign on the side of the road you will be given a weapon with unlimited ammo and a get away with killing heaps of people if you kill enough.
- If you walk into water, you die
- You can steal a train with the press of a button
And out of other games...
- A warrior armed with a sword can destroy a castle made from solid rock
- People can shoot fire and lightning from their hands without doing any damage to themselves
- If you perform the right kind of dance moves you can be rewarded with weapons or invincibility.
- You can't actually go into every building you see. Often windows are decieving and unbreakable!
- When you die you do become a ghost.
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
Being in the epicentre of a massive explosion doesn't kill you... but you're family will deprived of some of the watermelon pieces they planned to eat tonight... poor Jimmy and his family...
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
FPSs:
-you only have 2 different height positions-stand and crouch, anything slightly lower then crouch is not reachable
-(except halo) you can carry a rocket laucher, a pistol, a soviet, a sniper rifle and 10 throwing knives without slowing down or increasing in mass.
-walking into a dinner party, you can punch any number of windows and priceless vases without notice, but punch a human and everyone knows your a secret agent.
-if you perform any really acrobatic action, you will see yourself doing it rather than seeing it through your eyes
-everyone has a personal militia of look-a-like camouflaged soldiers
-in snow, soldiers wear snow camouflage, anywhere else they will wear jungle gear
-monkeys are capable of operating guns
Adventure:
-in most towns it is customary to tell anyone who passes buy, everything you know
-without saying anything, people will often answer questions that have formed in your mind
-you can get any item you desire buy entering and besting a dungeon
-currency often floats on end just above the ground
Platformers:
-all doors are colour coded to match ther keys
-most things can be acheived by pulling a red leaver
-blocks can float in the air without any support
-princesses are often getting kidnapped by giant turtle-dragon hybrids and can only be rescued by one unarmed person rather than the military
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
About the two stances, actually America's Army, a free FPS, has three stances: Stand, Prone, and Crawl. Also, if you've ever played that game, you will probably change your mind about only needing two guns.
Project Progress:
1.: Droid Runner (5% Complete)
Finishing Up Game Engine
i played it and thought it sucked, so i got rid of it
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
Yeah, America's army sucked, and it was almost impossible for a dial-up user to beat the levels. Why should I have to enter an online code to save my progress? The best thing was shooting the seargent on the first level, then getting shoved in a shitty little prison cell. Oh yeah, here's another one:
-It is possible to be reincarnated in different parts of the world, as long as you have hit a checkpoint.
-Randomly, everything is destroyed when a master force presses the power button.
-You are reincarnated from the power destruction by going to a save point.
-Everything is much easier than it looks.
Remember, there's a little darkness in all of us... we just express it best.
--Ragnarok Games
Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegif
Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
30th December, 2003 at 10:57:18 -
same here. halo rules, however.
anyway, some pearls of wisdom from metal gear solid 2:
- eating food makes you feel better and can stop you bleeding
- it is possible to hide a box about your person, unfolding it when necessary in a split second and then fit snugly underneath it, concealing you existence from anyone else
- no one can see more than 2 feet in front of their noses, even when wearing IR goggles
- generals regularly encourage their men to look around the room during the middle of speaches
- to get any information whatsoever you must first endure either the whinings of your menstral girlfriend or some random bullshit from a pansy geek
- if you hold up a man for more than a minute he will decide to take his chances and try and shoot you regardless
- swords can block bullets
- vampires exist
- stories lose all relevance very quickly
- you end up just not caring about anything
-If lightning strikes a tree, there will be a Sword of Fire inside.
-Don't worry about the napalm, you'll escape with no burn marks.
-If you kick someone, they'll burst into flame.
-If you have your army kill 1000 peasants, you'll suddenly learn how to use a bow.
-Going to the right school can teach you how to make wolves appear out of thin air, but only once per day.
-You'll aways know when you're in danger, just listen for the music change.
-You can read fat tomes in less than a second.
-A professinal sports team will always accept someone with no experience to be their coach.
-You can change equipment without moving your arms.
-Driving into a balloon can make a shield around your kart.
-All marines say the exact same thing.
-If a priest says some crazy words, he can make your sworn enemy want to work for you.
-Your new hat can let you walk through walls.
-If you don't know where your enemy is, you can always look on their screen.
-If someone is hit by a bazooka, all they'll say is "Ow"
-There's always a way to win, just as long as you're playing against the computer.
-Time never passes when you're in town.
-You can change it between night and day by playing a tune.
Darmani the strong, Darmani the brave, Darmani the.......................idiot who fell off a cliff!
I gotta steal that Sword of Fire in tree bit... that's RPG gold Jerry... GOLD!
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
-From my game, Asia Travel -Lite-, you may learn a litlle about geography, som countries, where they are and their capitols (even if some of them isn't really correct placed out)
-And everything you find around you will help you wheither wich problem you have.
-You can walk into anybodys home, take anything you want and notbody will care.
-If you die, you can start again from the last place you saved from.
-Everytime you talk to someone, they always say the same things.
-If the main villan is male, he will be your dad or brother.
Weapons and ammunition hover above the gound while spinning.
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3rd January, 2004 at 07:16:42 -
Runescape:
-You can eat ten lobsters at middle of combat.
TGF games:
-Because of some mysterious force (Named Clickteam) there can't be over 300 people in the same level.
- Sod picking things up with your hands, just walking over them will be fine.
- You can instantly add the bullets of a bad guy's clip you just collected to your clip without removing anything from the gun.
- You'll only need use the same couple of fighting moves over and over again.
- Innocent people always dress in white.
- People will eventually die if you shoot them in the foot enough times.
- Zombie bites will infect and zombify any other characters, but as long as your health doesn't run out, you can take as many bites as you want with no ill effects. (something I rectified in Zombies Now I might add)
- You can blow the shit out of any monster or bad guy in your path, but the locked wooden door needs a key?!?
- In FPS, you are just a floating head with no legs.
- Don't worry, enemies will always stand there and let you shoot them, running for cover is for pussies.
- Obviously when there is a lot of action, things tend to slow down and jerk, like in real life.
- People in games are really good at ventrilaquism, and have really good poker faces.
- Instead of moving forward to walk like normal people, retards, type 'W' on the keyboard.
Sorry, I have a thing against WASD. The arrow keys were always fine, and they do exactly what it says on the tin.
-items mysteriously jump towards you when you come near them
-somehow, you always know how many more hits til you die and how many times you can bring yourself back fromthe dead.
-there is gravity in space when exploring the outsides of space stations.
-sometimes, you can stay in space without a helmet or other breathing gadget.
-to use an ability, you must shout out the name of the ability.
-whenever you run against a wall, your arms and legs will partially go through the wall.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
-You CAN take 10 bullets to the chest and 2 to the head and still save the world. Twice. And if you take the path in the handy mountain, you can save the universe too.
WASD is there for a purpose-if you are playing an FPS that uses the mouse, the keys to open doors, jump etc are always too far away from the arrow keys, meaning you have to stop moving. If you're using WASD you can press virtually any key in the main bit of the keyboard without stopping.
Also you can't say halo sucks, because it is a good game. You just say it sucks because it doesn't live up to the hype, but if you play it it is slightly better than the average FPS. It doesn't "suck".
<--intelligent, witty comment here-->
Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegif
Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
4th January, 2004 at 10:58:19 -
halo kicks arse... maybe slightly moreso on xbox, but still the PC version is fun. the physics engine is great, the weapons are perfectly balanced and the weapon carry limit makes it much more tactical.
arrow keys work fine. i can hit ctrl, shift, enter, delete, end, page down, numpad1 and numpad 0 without stopping to look up. couple that with mouse wheel up/down/press and your 2 mouse buttons, and those are all the keys you need for immeditae access; there's plenty of them.
-you can hold your breath underwater for ten minutes, even if you talk to yourself (Monkey Island)
-you can kill your enemies by jumping on them, and then use their bodies to kill even more (Super Mario)
-hedghogs are blue, were sportshoes and can run faster then any other living creature in the world (Sonic)
Halo is a way overated game, I've played better Quake/Quake 2 mods. I just hate that people call it the "Best Game EVER!" Because that's FAR from the truth, it's a standard first person shooter that happens to be nice on the eyes.
-If you hear a grunting noice from somewhere quickly take a step sideways (quake 1)
-Railguns are real and kills anything instantly. (quake 3)
-If you drive up to an unknown woman and then drive in to the forest and wait, you'll get lucky! (GTA3)
-If you shoot someone in the head, a mysterious echoing voice will yell: HEADSHOT! (CS)
-Beating someone up without getting hit yourself will give you PERFECT rating!
-It doesn't matter how much you wreck when transporting yourself from one place to another, just be there before the clocks reaches zero. (GTA3)
-Shoots leaves trails in the air helping you to spot hidden units (Delta Force)
-If you dance around and perform some handposes and see some lights in different colors comming from your feet, then you can be sure that you've just performed a kickass move. (FF7)
-If something glows or switches colors often, then it's magic!
-If there's a dangerous animal in front of you just throw a ball at him. (pokemon)
Plumbers often climb totally unfounded girders to rescue stray princesses from giant monkeys that wear ties and throw barrels from a magically never ending pile of barrels...
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
-It is easy to create compact robots that fight/are evil.
-Punches and Kicks can kill easily.
-Monsters carry magical items and gold.
-If you kill enough people you will suddenly be more powerful.
-If the need arises, you will be a super badnose.
-Above post is ancient and probably irrelevant-
An old account of mine, recently cleared out. It's a blast to the past, the age was marked as 14 when I found it. If you know where to look, you can track me. Au revoir.
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If you know where to look, you can track me. Au revoir.