1. You're strutting down the street like you own da joint! Suddenly some blind punk knocks you over with his cane, and laughs at you (well actually at a pole, but he he's blind so it's all the same). Do you...?
a) Get up and say, "Ok we'll be seeing each other there... well I will... but you won't... cos you're blind, FREAK!" and slam his head into the pole like the gay ass homo he is.
b) Ass ram him.
c) Ask him politely not to do it again.
d) Say, "Easy up there punk, wouldn't wanna start something" and walk away.
2. You're playing Donkey Kong when he jumps out of the screen and starts throwing barrels at you. Do you...?
a) Try to catch them and throw them back at the dumbass monkey.
b) Ass ram him.
c) Crawl into a ball and hope everything turns out ok.
d) Ditch the dope.
3. You're invited to an orgy, but when you get there it's a scam by the town's most flaming homosexual to get you to have sex with him. Do you...?
a) Tell him to "take [his] homo antics where they belong... hell", and then send him there with an AK-47.
b) Ass ram him.
c) Have sex with him, just so you don't feel bad and just scrub alot later.
d) Run! Run like hell!
4. You're on a date with a real cow. She's so horrible, and you're getting sick of pretending to like her. The cheque comes and you have no money, so the Waiter says that you have to wash dishes. Do you...?
a) Hurl the dishes at the prick like Ninja stars and scream like a psycho.
b) Ass ram him.
c) Tell the girl to go home, and do the dishes alone like a good boy.
d) Run away and leave her to do the dishes like the wench she is.
5. You're at a carnival when a carnie comes up to you and starts screaming about what you can win at his stall and how easy it is. Do you...?
a) Rip his small, cabbage smelling hands off and beat him to death with them.
b) Ass ram him.
c) Play his game so many times you run out of money and have to borrow some.
d) Say "Sorry me no speak english" and keep walking.
6. An alien ship lands near you and out steps an alien. He says "You have 30 seconds to convince me not to destroy this planet." Do you...?
a) Call Will Smith in to say that "You do not shoot that green shit at me!" line.
b) Ass ram it.
c) Mumble about love and friendship until the alien says "BUZZ YOU LOSE!"
d) Tell him his "stone age piece of crap space craft" would never outrun the blast, "... you twat".
Results
Answered Mostly A: You are an aggressive person, stay away from pointy objects and stray kittens. Be prepared for a life in and out of the slammer.
Answered Mostly B: Might I suggest auditioning for a part in the Rocky Horror Picture Show you flaming homosexual.
Answered Mostly C: You are quite possible the dumbest son of a bitch alive. You're also lame.
Answered Mostly D: You're cool, you have much in the way of common sense.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
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1.a
2.a
3.d (i would choose a, but, i don´t like kalasnhikovs..if the weapon would be valmet RK-7, i would choose option a.)
4.d
5.d. (that would be easy to do...if you´ve not noticed, i speak bad english....(well i speak good english but.....you know what i mean..=
6.d
1 ) Ask him nicely not to do it again.
2 ) None of the above (mostly scream and run around in circles)
3 ) Tell him to "take [his] homo antics where they belong... hell", and then send him there with an AK-47. Afterwords, take the Ak-47 back off 'im and say he don't
deserve this.
4) Say i'll do it., Trust me. Then when his back is turned Ass ram him and Run!!!
5) Play his game so many times I run out of money and have to borrow 6 grand off a friend.
6) Continue to say somthing complicated untill he is confused then run as far away
from the blast zone as possible. (Or hide in a wardrobe)
For the first five questions I choose e) Bark loudly until everyone/everything gets as far away as possible from you. For question six, I poke the alien in the eyes, take his remote and run away with it. While barking loudly.
What would you do if:
You are pulling up bushes and you find a dead cat buried underneath one. Do you?
a) Pick the cat up and swing it by its tail until the head flies off.
b)ass ram it
c)take it out and invite every one to the "re-funeral"
d)invite everyone and charge them a quarter to look at it
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