One day in school, I got bored. Because DBZ is undoubtfully the most hyped-up show ever, I wrote an epic poem making fun of the DBZ series called, you guessed it, Dragonball XYZ.
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The spikey-haired Gopoo went to NAMCO.
I have no idea why, HIDEEHO!
Then his NAMCOean friends, pacmanish and green
told Gopoo about a refridgerator running around who was very mean.
So, he powered up and turned his hair yellow with an electric guitar,
but then he got drunk and went to a bar.
Then the refridgerator, his name was Freezer, powered up too.
Then he randomly decided to say "moo!"
Then drunken Gopoo and his friend Pickmynose tried to beat Freezer,
but they couldn't so they had to talk to an old geiser.
The aged wrinkled man said, " go find the dragonballs, foo!"
"But to get them you'll have to beat Thing One and Thing Two!"
Thing One and Thing Two jumped out doing a puppet ninja stance,
but they were easily beaten watching Gopoo's drunken dance.
Then Freezer stepped into a puddle, short-circuited, and blew up the planet.
So Gopoo and Pickmynose summoned a giant wish-granting frog who said,"Looks like my refridgerator was running again, conflabit!"
The frog granted their wish and put NAMCO back together.
Then Gopoo left because of the bad weather.
When Gopoo got back, there were androids and a scorpion with a cell phone.
People were yelling "Run for your lives!" through a megaphone.
The adroids names were Thing 15,16,17, and 18.
Gopoo couldn't beat them, so he ate a can of beans.
Then he farted and tried to beat the scorpion, Microorganism.
After stripping a bunch of people and eating them up,
Microorganism showed off his cell phone ringers while chanting "wassup?"
Then Vegeta the Fajita and his son, Speedo, tried to beat him.
Howeverm their chances were also quite dim.
When Microorganism charged up his cellphone and they thought they'd lose,
Gopoo's son, Gostop let a big one and turned him to stinky brown ooze.
Now some of the androids became good guys
while the other androids were scrapped and thrown in the dump to be eaten by flies.
Krillman the shrimp had a bald head that was very smooth and clean;
He whipped up his bald head's shinyness and married that puppet,Thing 18.
After a long time, everyone entered a competition.
In the middle of it Gopoo and his friends were sent on a mission.
In the desert, some hairy alien wearing a dress
built a base and was planning to go pysco and make a mess,
His bedroom was way deep underground.
In the underground lair, the were monsters abound.
They fought and got hurt and Gopoo got drunk,
but Krillman was sober cuz he was a good shrimpy monk.
After fighting the devil and his petrifying spit,
they got to the crossdressing alien's bedroom without a sweat.
In the middle of the room was a gumball machine.
A big gumball passed some gas,stinky and mean.
After hanging around in the sky for days, Majenpoo was born from the flatulent haze.
He wore an extra large diaper and said,"HIDEEHO!"
He turned everyone into poo, man that's low.
Young little Gosunburn and Speedo tried to form into one,
but after ramming eachother's heads for hours, they turned into hamburger buns.
Now Majenpoo ran into a puppy and the billybob Hickule.
They became friends and wanted the world to rule.
But then Majenpoo went psyco and became all cranky,
so he farted and out popped his darkside, the evil Mr.Hanky!
Then, oh no! They got into a fight!
They punched and they kicked, oh what delight!
It was good vs. evil; poo vs. poo.
Mr.Hanky smirked and said, "HIDEEHO! How do you do?"
Now Mr.Hanky was hungry so he ate everyone.
He even ate a burger using Gosunburn and Speedo as the bun.
Then, indigestion! Mr.Hanky was constipated too!
It must have been from poo eating poo!
The crossdresser became gay, Vegeta the Fajita got fried,
the others barely escaped with the pooish stomach acid inside.
Mr.Hanky farted and everywhere, poo was hurled!
The smell was so strong, it blew up the world!
However, with the dragonballs, they wished the world back.
Now learn this lesson: poo isn't a very good snack.
I liked DBZ before it got to Majin Buu crap. I like the old stuff, but I don't get offended by jokes about it because I realise many of the stupidities. Nice and excessivly long and random poem, Snerlin
Games currently in "the works":
Moonrise
My Fantasy (dieing dream)
Shadowed Sunset (this one will be cool)
Dragon Riders (Newer, better animated, cooler, and less gradient version!)
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www.phil-con.com baby!
DBZ would be decent if only there weren't so many goddamn battles in the comic/anime. Those battles stretch and stretch and stretch. I don't know WHY DBZ has half as many fan as it does. It's like trying to play Max Payne with a Pentium II.
Don't get me wrong, though, the games are fun. They would be better if they were harder to master. My idiot brother could master an average DBZ game in a two days without looking at the manual, readme file, etc.
Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
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