Neither would I. However, they sure to seem to know what they are talking about. I think this illustrates, at least one way that people can be controlled very easily.
Anyways, it's kind of a funny website. However, I've already proven to myself the earth is round. I went on an internation flight and from up there you can see a slight curvature. It's less than probably a degree, but you can tell.
Be sure to look at the "current events". They say they are deprogramming people. Its so weird....
(Flat earth society)
"-----After spending over sixteen million dollars and using over 48 thousand yards of industrial strength strapping tape, we of the Flat Earth Society were able to construct an enormously powerful neurotransmitter that can implant suggestions directly into the brains of the nearby non-Flat Earthers. Having set it up just outside of the Russian Antarctic exploration post (Vostok), we are awaiting word that all three scientists and 174 penguins have been shown the light."
, it was clear it was a joke from the start. But you can't be too careful. www.capalert.com
Anyway, you just have to read this to see the tongue-in-cheekness:
"If you are a member of the Flat Earth Society, or if you are not but have still been brainwashed to a limited degree by our subliminal messagery, please put a link from your site (assuming you have one), to ours."
If you goto that website Chris Branch is referring to you'll see something about PG-13 = R-13.
We can joke and laugh at that, but truthfully more and more often movies that should be rated R, are slipping into the PG-13 catagory. This would be relevant an all, if the ratings weren't completely stupid.
That's wierd, because I randomly decided to look at the flat earth society website aswell a while ago. That website probably is a joke, although I did find a few which seemed slightly more serious. There was even one which said that the influence of TV (which is obviously a mind control device) had caused the earth to become spherical, rather than its natural flat shape, and they claimed to be mounting an expedition to dig through the crust and unfold the earth again. Very scary.
I just looked up a flat earth faq.
these people are having a laugh at those gullable enough to believe, thats you, YES YOU TWO!
"1. What is the Earth's shape?
The Earth is flat. It is shaped in the form of a
pentagon, and thus has five corners."
Okay why are there NO pictures of this anywhere? and why would
the powers lie about this? WHY!?
"5. Does the "middle corner" prove that 5=6?
Yes."
5=5 see? proved you wrong!
"9. How long is the edge of the Earth?
The edge of the Earth is infinitely long."
So you've been there and seen the infinate edge then huh?
"10. Does this mean that the Earth has infinite area?
No, no more than England does. See Benoit Mandelbrot for more information."
Who? what? are you trying to sound clever?
"13. What about gravity?
Gravity is a lie invented by the purveyors of the inherently false spherical Earth theory. The theory of gravity has never been proven. There is no gravity, only inertia. The Earth moves through space like a giant elevator. We do not fall off because we are kept down by inertia. The Earth has inertia.
There is a school of thought which states, however, that the Earth does not move through space, but rather that it rests on the back of a giant turtle, and that what we call gravity is, in fact, the turtle's animal magnetism."
But if we jumped away from earth at a faster speed wouldnt we just get higher and higher as we are moving faster?
and that animal magnestism thing gives it away really doesnt it?
"16. Can ships be 'lost' at the edge of the Earth?
Yes, at least in places where there are no mountains preventing this from occurring. The edge of the Earth is, in places a tremendous waterfall, and anything going over the edge will disappear into the aether. This can also happen to aircraft which fly off the edge."
waterfall? with no gravity? so why does the water never run out?
"17. If large amounts of water disappear off the edge, where does all the water come from?
This is an argument for the theory that the Earth has a toroidal orbit. In a toroidal orbit, all the water which disappears off the edges falls back to Earth as rain when the Earth revolves about its orbit. This also means that the inhabitants of ships and aircraft lost in space will, in some occasions, return to Earth."
wouldnt they be dead by then? you know being in space and all.
"20. Does Idaho exist
No. The existence of Idaho is a lie, fabricated by a conspiracy of cartographers, as is England (see question 10)."
england doesnt exist either? so where the hell am i then clever clogs?
<Moronic Rambling>Yes this provides solid proof that the earth IS flat, and that the earth is the center of the universe and that all the stars are in a fixed position on the interior of the universe. take THAT Galileo! muhahaha and he was a heretic anyway, I mean come on , Clearly the heavier object falls FASTER, he was just lying so you would buy his books.
So in conclusion, the government funds the schools, and brainwashes your parents, so school is evil. the only way to stop the evil is to rebel! don’t go to school or anything! simply riot and cause complete chaos so that we can all be happy again and the satellites will stop stealing our brain waves and transmitting them to extra planetary beings!
How have I come to such amazing conclusions? by simply ignoring all fact and reason and inventing my own facts as I go along. Did you know that 2+2 REALLY equals 5? because + really doesn’t ADD two numbers together as the books would have you believe but merely tell you how many times to move from 1 . so 1 move 2 move 2 would give 5! that’s right 5! and 3+3=7! that’s right 1 move 3 move 3 is 7!
For more information regarding why you are so dumb and everything you know is a lie, please buy my book!
</Moronic Rambling>
, I hope to start a revolution from those words, who here will believe me? Perhaps you! Yes you! I do hope so, we could really use your intelligence vacuum to power our gigantic space weapon!
PS: I was kidding for all of you so stupid.....
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A bit of insanity with every bite!
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, it was clear it was a joke from the start. But you can't be too careful. 
. so 1 move 2 move 2 would give 5! that’s right 5! and 3+3=7! that’s right 1 move 3 move 3 is 7!
