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Buster BLING COMMANDER Registered 03/06/2002 Points 1545	9th May, 2004 at 04:01:16 - This has probably been posted before, but anyway. Which DC members make you laugh the most? Ashman is pretty funny, but for every funny thing he says there is always like 10 stupid things. Kris has made me laugh a few times before but I cant remember when. AsparagusTrevor is hilarious when he is being sarcastic. And there was this one time that some n00b asked "How do I do 3D in tgf?" and some smartass replied saying "Its simple" followed by pages and pages of really complicated code. I'm talking like 100 pages too. That cracked me up. I cant remember who said it. Shen is also funny somtimes, but its hard to tell if he is meaning to be funny. And a long time ago there was this newbie that could bairly speak english and started telling everyone that if you cover your head in tinfoil no aliens will be able to read your mind. Theres more but I just cant remember their names.
istvan Registered 03/07/2003 Points 1540	9th May, 2004 at 04:25:49 - This post is just beggin for smart-ass responses. Well, your not getting one from me. 'oh yeah? he's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?'
Muggus Possibly Insane Registered 31/07/2002 Points 2958	9th May, 2004 at 05:06:49 - YOU ARE... i mean Fire man...fire was the funniest DC member ever! He deserved his own tv show he was THAT good MUGGUS Come and annoy me more at www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
Shen Possibly Insane Registered 14/05/2002 Points 3497	9th May, 2004 at 05:09:39 - Funny. gone fishin'
Muggus Possibly Insane Registered 31/07/2002 Points 2958	9th May, 2004 at 05:11:14 - I had to be said, didn't it... MUGGUS Come and annoy me more at www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
Kris Possibly Insane Registered 17/05/2002 Points 2017	9th May, 2004 at 05:26:16 - Kris has made me laugh a few times before but I cant remember when. sob I... I've still got it! I'm here all week!!! Anyone?? "Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
Teapot Does he even go here Registered 02/10/2003 Points 2631	9th May, 2004 at 06:44:38 - Funny members eh? Well you can't go past Zyphlar Daikaze for a good chuckle. n/a
Cazra Crazy? Registered 24/07/2002 Points 4472	9th May, 2004 at 06:50:09 - I'd say Ashman, but he's not as funny as he used to be. n/a
Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegif Registered 23/09/2002 Points 4811	9th May, 2004 at 07:05:24 - paul jeffries. were he still here. which he's not. clearly. coughs ashman has no material any more. most folk here make themselves look like idiots www.thenatflap.co.uk
ChrisB Crazy? Registered 16/08/2002 Points 5457	9th May, 2004 at 09:29:28 - Yup, Ashman is a washed-up comedian and we should all throw ASCII art tomatoes at him. e #?a..?????jzu??^+.. .P ...,7?!!` .71.Jv??77' 5.......MhT7?!..... .,7! 7J......,".,"7, Wr?!!! ?!.. .?^ .?7??! .7JZI+x7= .^.. ,= .. ,h .F ?X, M. d UN .: .: ` .M` J 4. ` .MF J` .4, ` ` .+#= .2 `=.. .T" .7` ?7.. `..dD7 ..?' .?=... ` ..,?=` `??=`........ ........,?=?! (see, genetic modification works wonders) Edited by the Author. n/a
Cazra Crazy? Registered 24/07/2002 Points 4472	9th May, 2004 at 09:55:24 - ______ / \ ---- _-A-_ <--tomato l l <-- Ashman's avatar ____ / ' ' \ (.\(/. )_/ ____ 1 ()1 i -_l \ ( )/ ) ll ---- ~~~~~ =[DDD-l-l O)l \ /_l__\ C_YY\_/ yay! Edited by the Author. n/a
AndyUK Mascot Maniac Registered 01/08/2002 Points 14586	9th May, 2004 at 10:07:47 - I try my best but obviously im not trying hard enough. .
Muggus Possibly Insane Registered 31/07/2002 Points 2958	9th May, 2004 at 11:25:06 - No, not nearly hard enough Andy... Ashman sold out man. He use to be cool. He use to be teh awesome...you heard me man! What happened to ya man...ya could have been da king yo homes! MUGGUS Come and annoy me more at www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
Echisketch(PS) Registered 20/03/2004 Points 852	9th May, 2004 at 11:49:02 - ASHMAN, weeee neeeedd you! Asparagus is pretty funny, but there has to be more funny members. "Everytime you use Kazaa, a metallica band member dies a little." Quote Jonathon Smeby.
Kirby Smith Resident Slacker Registered 18/05/2003 Points 479	9th May, 2004 at 12:09:37 - I nominate... myself. Yeah, cuz I'm funny like that. In all seriousness tho I'm gonna go with Ashman or Kris. Or... just about every noob that comes in thinking they're the Click second-coming -- but they aren't trying to be funny so I guess it doesn't count. On a side note... how did my friend Will, Zyphlar Daikaze, get nominated before me?!? He's posted like twice. XBL Gamertag: Rampant Mjolnir
Retired Kliker Lazarus The Ed Wood JR of TDC Registered 18/07/2003 Points 7363	9th May, 2004 at 13:48:54 - Too bad Ashman is quite now. He must of started taking his pills. Fine Garbage since 2003. CURRENT PROJECT: -Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans. -Working in television.
Cybermaze Registered 03/04/2003 Points 853	9th May, 2004 at 16:38:06 - I cannot say there are any funny members really. Ashman had his rare glimpse of humor ... that is history now. There was the thread with funny slogans on a t-shirt. That thread had some quite funny slogans. But I guess thats not saying too much about the actual member if he did not invent the slogan himself (well other than his own taste of humor). So theres really a lack of funny members ... however Dustin G. is quite funny in his very own odd way as he often have a st load of cp to pour in the head of otherwise acceptable members ... Oh I could mention comments from an article or two or some forum threads, however I will not. Go figure out yourself. Oh, and if you havent figured out allready its really me on my avatar ... I did not find another commedian to pride my avatar ... I used myself ... If you knew, I would have to kill you...
ChrisB Crazy? Registered 16/08/2002 Points 5457	9th May, 2004 at 18:06:18 - All TDC's wit has whittled away. Cybermaze: sorry to hear that. n/a
Cazra Crazy? Registered 24/07/2002 Points 4472	9th May, 2004 at 18:41:23 - who me? I didn't hide your muffin. Honest! n/a
Cybermaze Registered 03/04/2003 Points 853	9th May, 2004 at 18:46:05 - Chris, could you expand on what you are sorry about? No Snerlin is right. I ate the muffin ... If you knew, I would have to kill you...
Philipe (Phil-Con Games) Registered 27/03/2004 Points 520	9th May, 2004 at 18:57:33 - I wonder how many people will try and make a joke about this post? I mean, it is CRYING for it (This post was only an excuse to screw around with the HTML smileys bcuz i need to get used to using them ) Whoa, that made me look like a hippocrite. Games currently in "the works": Moonrise My Fantasy (dieing dream) Shadowed Sunset (this one will be cool) Dragon Riders (Newer, better animated, cooler, and less gradient version!) .................... www.phil-con.com baby!
vortex2 Registered 27/05/2002 Points 1406	9th May, 2004 at 19:53:58 - k . Edited by the Author. A bit of insanity with every bite!
RapidFlash Savior of the Universe Registered 14/05/2002 Points 2712	9th May, 2004 at 22:37:11 - Kris and Paul Jeffries has made some pretty funny remarks. Ashman used to be funny, but then he got old. http://www.klik-me.com
Keatonian Registered 15/07/2002 Points 571	9th May, 2004 at 23:03:28 - WOW! Ashman hasn't posted yet! Surprise! Then again, was this started today? Ah. Forgot how large TDC was. -Above post is ancient and probably irrelevant- An old account of mine, recently cleared out. It's a blast to the past, the age was marked as 14 when I found it. If you know where to look, you can track me. Au revoir.
Muz Registered 14/02/2002 Points 6499	10th May, 2004 at 00:37:42 - I'd say Hamish is the funniest guy around here. DeathReaperX was also fun, but he seems to have disappeared. Ashman's crude humor's OK most of the time. Oh, and that guy who drew the penguin with the robotic hands and nunchucks was funny too. And MasterM - he's funny whether he tries to be or not. "All TDC's wit has whittled away." Dude, most of the community lost their wit around the time TK popped up again back in the DataStreamUSA days. All that homo/transvestite humor and making fun of nerds in chat rooms. I hated the days when 'lololol', 'roofle', and 'kthxbye' were normal conversational stuff. Honestly, if any of them ever said such thing in real life, I'd have to control the urge to punch their teeth out. These days, people just act silly. Which usually ain't funny. Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
Muggus Possibly Insane Registered 31/07/2002 Points 2958	10th May, 2004 at 00:46:29 - I'd say alot of the wit around the place may be wasted on "in-jokes" and specific humour that's only funny for those from certain places in the world, or with the knowledge, or those who have enough wit or a twisted enough mind to get it. There's a fair bit of innuedo and sarcasm that goes undetected here for one reason or another. It just depends if you can get it or not, and it's more often not around here being a very international site, where the English language and different humour styles are barriers to hilarity. ...either that or we're all just a bunch of washed up, unfunny wannabe comedians...one of the two. waits for laughter... MUGGUS Come and annoy me more at www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
Kramy Registered 08/06/2002 Points 1888	10th May, 2004 at 01:12:00 - Muggus: That's totally correct. Lots of the time I find myself laughing at Circy, yet other people don't seem to think he's nearly as funny. People should use ques to indicate they're joking. Ofcourse some ques are harder to do...like how would you indicate sarcasm? You can't really...atleast not with smilies, so you'd have to use proper wording. Gah, who bothers to sync their posts to grammar? Anyway, I find that Canadian humour is quite different from other humour. It's close to austrailian, but no where near American humour, or british. Kramy
Ashman Possibly Insane Registered 12/06/2002 Points 3974	10th May, 2004 at 04:01:36 - I haven't sold out I've kinda moved on. I've found more interesting things to do than constantly refresh the forums page waiting for something that I can zing back at someone. I still 'click' as such but I've REALLY lost interest in the community itself. Like, not just a little... but REALLY REALLY lost interest. ...cough... PENIS!!! Hehehe for old times sake fellas. PS: For months DC was plagued with 'Ashman isn't funny' 'Ashman is crap' 'Ban Ashman' 'I'm Jon Chambers and I'm gay' and so on, style posts from nearly every active member and now that I've mellowed everyone is like "Waaaa you sold out man, you used to be cool... call us names again Ashman". And if I did, within a week I'd be bombarded with 'Waaaa Ashman sucks' posts. ADMIT IT!!! Edited by the Author. Show me the power child, I'd like to say, That I'm down on my knees today, Gives me the butterflies, Gives me away, 'Til I'm up on my feet again, I'm feeling outshined. "Outshined" - SoundGarden
colej_uk Registered 15/05/2002 Points 1627	10th May, 2004 at 04:20:46 - You know the TDCs just lost a funny memeber when someone gets banned. -
Teapot Does he even go here Registered 02/10/2003 Points 2631	10th May, 2004 at 06:56:32 - "how did my friend Will, Zyphlar Daikaze, get nominated before me?!?" Zyphlar Daikaze was just the funniest name I read on the member list. Come on guys, say it out loud: "Zaiphlar Die-ka-zee" sounds like "My car! Die nazi!". n/a
ChrisB Crazy? Registered 16/08/2002 Points 5457	10th May, 2004 at 09:04:57 - Nope, sounds like "Look at me, I'm an idiot". Do you talk with a clothes peg on your nose? :S n/a
Simen Registered 04/03/2003 Points 448	10th May, 2004 at 16:41:11 - Most people say funny stuff sometimes. Well, except me. I only talk crap. The content above makes absolutely no sense. But I guess you've already figured that out. Gir, do dat funky dance!
Blackgaze Possibly Insane Registered 01/11/2002 Points 3161	10th May, 2004 at 17:05:28 - good to see that no one has mention me Formerly known as "Spiderhead". Returned after four years. www.youtube.com/user/sevlech for more infomation
AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuff Registered 20/08/2002 Points 2364	10th May, 2004 at 21:39:09 - I always thought that Spiderhead guy's pretty funny.
Teapot Does he even go here Registered 02/10/2003 Points 2631	11th May, 2004 at 08:37:49 - Actually "Daikaze" sounds like "die nazi". Zyphlar doesn't really sound like my car, I just couldn't think of anything. On a side note: "What's wrong chief? You've barely even touched your banana kaboom." "Today isn't a very happy birthday for Rex Banner." n/a
Teapot Does he even go here Registered 02/10/2003 Points 2631	11th May, 2004 at 08:40:07 - Oh their was some guy called "Da Homie" who started a thread asking if anyone else hated me, but he mysteriously disappeared along with the thread. It was cool, because for a brief minute I felt famous. And hated. n/a
X_Sheep I had a custom rating before it was cool Registered 01/03/2004 Points 1313	11th May, 2004 at 11:05:56 - That's called infamous. a/n
Broomie iInfamous/i Registered 30/08/2002 Points 929	11th May, 2004 at 17:03:16 - Funny DC member eh? Hmm, let's see. Well, there are quite a few that spring up to mind. That being Asparagus Trevor, Shen, Kris made me crack up with a 'Hitler's dad' comment when Shadow posted a Father's Day article for a news piece. Muggus is funny also. Circy has his moments, and Ashman is basically the Australian Graham Norton, funny but really gay. Luv j00z! Now, if you were to say "Funniest Klikker" than that is a very different story my friend. There are many, HiredGun for a start, if anyone disagrees then you can get a mouthful of bile since he is possibly the funniest klikker alive. And I'm not sucking up, it's been said offically on numerous occasions. Mohr is also a comedy legend, hey they should get their own stand up show, I just hope they don't, fame leads to crack, crack leads to death. Texmo also gave me a laugh, although most of the the time is humour was immature, 99% of his comedy mainly involved goatse. Podunkian I don't find funny on the other hand. He too can be immature, but hey it's my opinion. Don't like it you can go fuck yourself. Bye all. - Space Quest II Deluxe - http://www.infamous-adventures.com
RapidFlash Savior of the Universe Registered 14/05/2002 Points 2712	11th May, 2004 at 17:40:20 - Mohr Stoutbeard is hilarious with his Photoshop pictures ("The Artist Formerly Known as The Prince of Persia") and random refrences to movies such as The Big Lebowski and Tron. Hired Gun is okay. I've never really found Texmo or Podunkian funny, they're just too immature. http://www.klik-me.com
Echisketch(PS) Registered 20/03/2004 Points 852	11th May, 2004 at 19:33:57 - I dont think podunkian tries to be funny, just idiotic, and a jerk. Texmo really is quite immature actually. "Everytime you use Kazaa, a metallica band member dies a little." Quote Jonathon Smeby.
AndyUK Mascot Maniac Registered 01/08/2002 Points 14586	11th May, 2004 at 19:38:21 - I think everyone has their moments. .
Muz Registered 14/02/2002 Points 6499	11th May, 2004 at 21:24:10 - Mohr used to be the funniest guy on TDC, but then he mysteriously dissapeared. I miss those little clips he uploaded. I find Podunkian funny at rare moments too. Texmo went from funny to just being immature. Oh yeah, Spiderhead (or rather, Skullgrim) was hilarious back in the olde, olde days, whether or not he meant to be. Don't see him around here much anymore . Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
AndyUK Mascot Maniac Registered 01/08/2002 Points 14586	17th May, 2004 at 08:33:50 - i think spiderhead took everyones advice and stopped posting ten times in every topic. He is still around because he sends me dc mails sometimes .
Matt Boothman The Nissan Micra of forum members Registered 20/09/2002 Points 109	17th May, 2004 at 14:13:06 - Didn't Mohr get run over? http://soundcloud.com/normbo - Listen to my music.
*The* Chris Street Administrator Unspeakably Lazy Admin Registered 14/05/2002 Points 48488	17th May, 2004 at 14:31:10 - Yeah, he did. But he'll tell you the tale, if he wants to. n/a
Matt Boothman The Nissan Micra of forum members Registered 20/09/2002 Points 109	17th May, 2004 at 15:13:10 - Circy, that rap is crap you fanny flap. Edited by the Author. http://soundcloud.com/normbo - Listen to my music.
ChrisB Crazy? Registered 16/08/2002 Points 5457	17th May, 2004 at 16:53:02 - Don't you be dissin' Circy's rap Because if you tell him that you think it's crap He's gonna give you one almighty slap AND IT'S LIKE THAT, 'cause that's the way it is. HUUUH! n/a
JP Registered 07/06/2003 Points 1338	18th May, 2004 at 04:08:06 - Hinkler /Charlie Chaplin fo' sho Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks? Anne-Marie: No, they have to share one.
Crystal Clear (H.E.S) Possibly Insane Registered 06/10/2002 Points 2548	18th May, 2004 at 04:11:35 - Id say Sam(samwise) and Buster have to be 2 of the funniest DC members. oh and Chris branches 50 cent/K&p rap rips shit all over Circys raps. HES homepage: http://www.distinctiv-efair.com/heretic/studios Crystal Clear Productions: http://www.distinctiv-efair.com/heretic/crystalclear
Assault Andy Administrator I make other people create vaporware Registered 29/07/2002 Points 5686	19th May, 2004 at 03:45:14 - My Hitler post got removed! Creator of Faerie Solitaire: http://www.create-games.com/download.asp?id=7792 Also creator of ZDay20 and Dungeon Dash. http://www.Jigxor.com http://twitter.com/JigxorAndy
Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegif Registered 23/09/2002 Points 4811	19th May, 2004 at 06:17:59 - yeah, andy, if you were wondering why i suppose you just answered your own question. www.thenatflap.co.uk
Assault Andy Administrator I make other people create vaporware Registered 29/07/2002 Points 5686	19th May, 2004 at 07:43:48 - Because it was Hitler? Creator of Faerie Solitaire: http://www.create-games.com/download.asp?id=7792 Also creator of ZDay20 and Dungeon Dash. http://www.Jigxor.com http://twitter.com/JigxorAndy
ChrisB Crazy? Registered 16/08/2002 Points 5457	19th May, 2004 at 17:35:19 - No, because it was a post. n/a
Blackgaze Possibly Insane Registered 01/11/2002 Points 3161	22nd May, 2004 at 13:13:40 - cba to post on boards like the "old days". Anyway i am busy at the moment because I have school exams to finish. What about Hitler??? Formerly known as "Spiderhead". Returned after four years. www.youtube.com/user/sevlech for more infomation
Tom Alder Registered 19/11/2003 Points 344	22nd May, 2004 at 13:24:00 - phizzy has got to be the funnyest. n/a
Penguin Seph Registered 11/12/2002 Points 1338	22nd May, 2004 at 14:49:21 - I missed a Hilter post? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... Hi!

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