Hey, I'm a fake verson of Ashman, today I will show you exactly why I think Pete Nattress should be deleted or at least be stripped of his admin powers.
I dont know what Shadowcaster was smoking when he decided to make Pete and admin.
Let's look at the evidence. First of all lets take a visit to his website which appears at the bottom of all his posts. http://www.pnattress.plus.com/
Now, many times I've seen some other admin ban another member or delete another post with the excuse: 'This is a family site'.
I'm not sure what kind of fucked up family this site is suited for, but I sure as hell know I wouldn't want my kids seeing links to gay child porn websites, and I definetly wouldn't tell grandma about the different varieties of human shit.
Don't believe me? Take a look for yourself.
Well look at mr professional admin now? or should I say professional dickeater.
Moving on to see pete bash obese people. A section of his website titled "FATWATCH", heres what its about:
"FATWATCH is all about showing hilarious pictures of the dangerously obese. But we need your help to make it work! Take a camera into town, set it to Landscape mode, hang around outside McDonalds and soon enough, you'll have a whole album of the bastards to send to us."
Last but not least pete makes fun of a serious issue. Wives getting beaten by drunk husbands.
In his game titled "Virtual Wife" you interact with this 'virtual wife'. You have the following options:
"Slap the bitch"
"Shag her"
"Send her shopping"
As I mentioned before the Daily click is apperantly a family site. Unless you want every member to go home and beat the shit out of their kids and wives I suggest you ban and possibly murder Pete Matress. He is a sick bastard and obviously a pedophile.
Thats about all from his website. But lets take a rest to see what we have so far.
*Pete is gay.
*Pete hates homosexuals.
*Pete hates fat people.
*Pete is obcessed with shit.
*Pete steals from other websites.
*Pete supports women beating. (possible because he cant beat anyone else)
If I posted that any of that shit at the Daily Click I know for a fact that I would be banned. No doubt about it.
There is no way you cant tell me that isn't true. So why should pere still be a member?
But of corse, that isn't all my evidence, that was just from his website.
I'm still confused as why he was chosen to be an admin in the first place. The Daily Click is a site dedicated to game creation. The admins should be skilled at doing so. Its like letting a criminal become cheif of police. Pete has absolutly no skill at making games. How is he suppose to contribute and help people when he cant create games? Just take a look at any of them to see what I mean.
It seems the only thing does as an admin is lock posts. There is not one post that he has locked that is worse than the stuff he does. Everytime he sees a post that seems like people are having fun he locks it, Even one time he locked a post because he clamied "he was bored with it" What kind of selfish stupid reason is that! What about everybody else? you stupid bastard.
Okay, Please think before you delete this. You could be deleting a Pete, and saving the world from this sick sick man.
Thanks.
"Please, Mr Simpson, you do not have anything I have not seen before... What the hell is that?"
PS: Thanks to the fake me for saying "Hey, I'm a fake version of Ashman". Yeah they'll never suspect it was me or anything lol.
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Honestly...im appauled by his behaviour, I had never seen his website until now and I have seen some of the abusive posts in the past....this guy is a nut, I havent spoke out about this issue before because I didnt think anyone else really cares, as this 'imposter' ashman points out ITS A FAMILY SITE...honestly we dont need this shit, if Ashman was fired from his admin job because of mentioning the incredibly hard to beleive size of his penis, and pete doesn't get banned for talking about beating bitches, eating poo and picking on fat people theres somthing wrong here.
I know... my schlong is amazing isn't it... oh wait that wasn't the point was it...
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.
Compelling arguement to say the least. The real question here is...who is this imposter Ashman? Is he some kind of clone of the real Ashman, but only one eighth his size...or someone or something more sinister!
MUGGUS
Come and annoy me more at
www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
i happen to go to the same school as pete nattress, i even talk to him on messenger... *shudders* hes a complete ****.
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Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
25th July, 2004 at 09:44:58 -
damn! you've outted me! oh god, it's all true, i'm a gay homophobe, i beat women, i plagarize and i think fat people should be shot!(plus i'm a paedophile)
i have actually been waiting for this for quite a while. i love people with no sense of humour, who don't understand sarcasm, and who don't read pages properly. shall i run through your handy bullet point list?
*Pete is gay
well, i'm not, obviously if you think posting a couple of men kissing on my site automatically makes me gay, you're an idiot. and even if i were, so what? aren't gays allowed to be admins here?
*Pete hates homosexuals
Gee, i must do since i'm gay. the "poofs" page was NOT written by me as i say at the START and END of it VERY CLEARLY. also, that and the gay card generator are blatantly parodies of the schoolyard "you're gay" insult, if you see them differently (i.e. you think i'm being serious) then please engage your sense of humour. i'm not a homophobe, i just find people who are (such as yourself) amusing to say the least.
*Pete hates fat people
dislike rather than hate, i explain my reasons for this very clearly on those pages. plus there's that humour thing again.
*Pete is obcessed with shit
CRIME OF THE CENTURY! quick, fetch goebells.
*Pete steals from other websites
well, if you READ (seem to be forgetting to do that don't you) i do actually give the sources i use full credit, again, at the top and bottom of the pages.
*Pete supports women beating
god, we really need that sense of humour switched on don't we. i admit it may be a bit naughty to have a game like that, tehe, but if you seriously think i support woman beating, god help you.
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTS, THE POINT TO END ALL POINTS:
my website is not on DC. it is not a subsidary of DC. it is not associated with DC. it has nothing to do with DC at all. whatever i do outside of DC is my own business. i do not post anything of my website on DC, just a link to it. my website is my own area. quite frankly it's stupid to even suggest that because of what i do outside of DC i'm not allowed to be an admin here. it's stupendous idiocy. i have already spoken to shadowcaster about this and he laughed it off, so, sorry if you think my website's crap (quite a few people like it, horrifying i know), but i'm not going to be "fired" because of it.
also, re: your point about me being crap at making games. yeah it's true, i never professed any different, but being a good game creator has nothing to do with my administrative abilities. i don't see other admins like Wong, Shab or Shadowcaster creating brilliant games either.
anyway, thanks for this, i've always wanted a chunky piece of hatemail, and now i have it!
this is, without a doubt, the most stupid thing ive ever read.
I'd like to know how pete is a bad admin here, as from what ive seen, hes a good admin, and the reasons stated above have NOTHING to do with this site.
At the news of a respected TDC admin being exposed for the vile hypocrite that he is, we received thousands of letter of complaint. Here is the most emotionally charged letter we received:
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DEAR RESPECTED MEMBER OF THE DAILY CLICK,
I always believed our esteemed administrator Mr Pete Nattress to be highly respectable, even if I did not believe his absurdly left-wing views. Thankfully, someone has exposed this lieing [sic], vile fraudster for who he really is! It is disgusting to see such a pillar of the community shamelessly showing his friends in amoral situations. And what is worse, he has proven himself to be puerile, immature, and at worst a primitive monkey for thinking that excrement is a topic of humour!! He even has the gall to poke fun at people who are larger than him, many of whom cannot do anything about their condition. Truly, such horrid rhetoric is the cause for the downfall of our society. I am only glad that he has some sense in his condemnation of homosexuality (despite being a purveyour of graphical homosexual pictures and humour) and treatment of women. Perhaps we should bring back capital punishment and restore our youth and country to how it was in the fifties!
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells
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This is a call for action! Censorship must be imposed if we are to protect the well-being of this website's users. If we don't do anything, this admin and others will infect the minds of our future generation with filth and depravity, and fill their thoughts with communist sentiment! WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANOTHER STALIN, POL POT OR HITLER? BAN PETE NOW!
You know what, you make points about his website, without saying anything about TDC. Yes, people have had problems with us admins before, But pete's a damn good admin who is simply sick of the childish bullshit that goes on around here, much like this post. Pete's a great fan of sarcasm and this shows on his site, but only if you're smart enough to know what sarcasm is.
So, in conclusion, enjoy your new password Ashman3205, and if you try to get an admin fired in the future, please back it up with some evidence of him being a crappy admin, not bashing his personal page. And grow up.
Unlocked, because I want my say, and I wish to defend Pete. He's right. His own website is not affiliated with TDC and has nothing to do with it whatsoever.
Fake Ashman, it seems you're a little obsessed with Pete. Its too unhealthy. When was the last time you saw daylight?
TDC Admins, I believe, have their own personalities. Pete and I operate on a fairly similar level (ie, a no nonsense attitude - we simply do not have time for idiots like yourself - but we do allow EVERYONE to have a say without the fear of being deleted or banned - that is, if what you're saying is tasteful). Rikus, Shadowcaster, Shab, they're more detached admins - they're impartial, hold no grudges, that kind of thing.
If I made a website which contained infantile humour, it doesn't make me a bad admin, because I'd separate it from TDC. And you still forget, we're helping to keep the community alive. We're volenteering our time. We don't get paid for this. Oh, and remember, nobody's FORCING you to click on Petes link in his signature
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I am a pete fan, and just because some people may find his sate offenrce (sp?) does not mean that he should be sacked. His website is not a part of DC, and has nothing to do with it whatsoever. No one forcing you to click on his sig, it's not like Pete came into your house, forced you to click on it, and then make you read it. Pete is a great admin, it's people like him that are keeping DC on the net.
A forum admin has to judge what is going and what is not. That soul responsibility should logicly be based on ones judgement ability. Its pure fact what you show on your personal homepage site is pure discrimination. Discrimination is born from bad judgement.
You cross the line of mans 'civil' duty to msnkind.
No person with such falls as yours should be given the right to judge over others in the all
famous quote "A Family Site". You are not a fit person for such great responsibility of censorship.
Alot of things come from being an admin. Specialy in a very skill based online community as this. Where there is skill there is respect, and having the position of admin draw people to look up at them as possible icons of the dc? rolemodels? Then wouldn't that bring more attention to knowing more about these Daily Click Rolemodels. Seeing Pete is a DC 'offical' you could say. Wouldn't his user lnks also be classed as a 'offical' affiliate of discriminative and sadistic media. ahhahaha
I back Pete up. He might have a daft sense of humour, but at least he does something. This site would die without Pete, Rikus, Circy (i dont agree with his admin style though), and Shab.
Anyhow i believe this is all an Ashman joke, dont take it too seriously...
Pete Natress's actions have proven that although you can be as evil and sick and twisted as you like at home/personal sites/with personal people, it has nothing to do with how well you run a family site.
Just because he does sick things in his own little site, it doesn't make him a bad admin here. He's like Bill Clinton... he can do all the sick things he likes at home, but he's certainly a good leader.
Besides, I'm pretty sure that just about every other DC admin (cept maybe WCB) is twisted in some way:
ShadowCaster: Excessive hen.. um, anime consumption
Clubsoft: Hangs out on IRC, with all those other sick people. He's got to be tainted by now.
Rikus: He's married. What hardcore nerd gets married?
Shab: Sin bins people and brags about non-existent features.
Circy: He's posts topless pictures of himself on his net webcam. And has sick avatars.
Ashman: "I like it on all fours"
Muz: Uh... ask JD or HiredGun for more info.
Thus, Ashman3205, I bash your points as useless and meaningless. I'm not surprised if this is yet another of those threads that the good people at TK or Natomic are laughing at, but hell... I'm laughing at it now. Funniest thing I've read all week.
BTW, I support a Drama forum. Ashman... make another of those petitions for a DC Drama forum.
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Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
Family site...
Please, nobody comes to the forums but us.
And I also support the Drama forum
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28th July, 2004 at 00:29:15 -
Honestly, I do not spend too much time here to be able to tell who is who, and who is worthy of attention. It seems silly, and quite boring if you ask me, to do a website about spying on people, about critisizing the homosexual society, and consisting mainly on mere stupidity. However, it is your world, your relatively private -yet made public- one, and probably most of us wouldn't be interested in it. I, myself, took only seconds to look at it, and nothing more.
This, uh, coward that does not dare to show his name only makes the entire badly-written essay less effective, and he probably only did that out of fear of you deleting his account, pete.
But that has actually happened to me. All of my articles and downloads are gone. But I couldn't expect more from ShadowCaster and his terribly obtuse judgement. I will obviously not go into full detail, but I believe he is/was mad because of certain releases that weren't posted here. But publishing a game in here doesn't mean it'll get more constructive critiques, for this site is flooded with newbies. So do not be surprised if Derek never posted a reply in the Eternal Daughter download.
Once, this was a seemingly interesting place, with sporadic and rare captivating games or articles. But it's now all faded away to give space for uselessness. And I couldn't care less. This is, probably, the last post of this nature that I'll leave here, and I wanted to leave the idea that this site, along with ShadowCaster, have definitely gone down on most of the talented members' respect scale. The site, sooner.
Haha, well Hamish. That is just a design template, with coloured boxes to easily establish tables. If the final design were to be based off that, it would look nothing like what you saw - as posted in the Admin forums
I'm not going to read all this, I don't feel I have
to, but you can trust me.
Pete's a good guy. Really.
My next questions: So, you seem to think pete is evil
for acting, well, normal. Are you 10 or something?
(No, encouraging wife-beating is not normal, but you
might be amazed how many people do it. You see, pete
doesn't encourage wife-beating...)
-Above post is ancient and probably irrelevant-
An old account of mine, recently cleared out. It's a blast to the past, the age was marked as 14 when I found it. If you know where to look, you can track me. Au revoir.
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Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
28th July, 2004 at 07:15:14 -
that game cannot even be contrived as endorsement of wife beating anyway. the "slap" option is only used to make you lose the game. it'd be different if it earnt you points or something. and it's still amazing how many people aren't familiar with SATIRE.
I'm familiar with it, but the whole 'satire' of taking a problem in society (women's rights, racist views) etc. is just fucking unfunny, lame and immature. I'm sure your wife in the future would love to know that you and your buddies made games about beating around possibly her and others just for a joke. Ohhh I have a great idea for a game... let's take pete's mum and make a rape game based around her...oh but don't worry it's just satire, no need for alarm! While I agree that your site has nothing to do with TDC (and i'm glad at that), you do have it linked in your signature on forum posts. I know a lot of 'newbies' will see your admin status and happily click away on the link, unknown to what garbarge and offensive material (whether or not it be satire) they are about to be pummeled with. I'm sure it's spreading a nice 'family site' message and i'm sure many parents would want their kids to have access to such absolute shit.
"Say you're hanging from a huge cliff at the top of mt. everest and a guy comes along and says he'll save you, and proceeds to throw religious pamphlets at you while simultaniously giving a sermon." - Dustin G
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Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
28th July, 2004 at 09:49:04 -
christ, rhys, i didn't realize you could be offended so easily! next time, i'll try and be just as mature as you. AND just as funny. there are no racist views on my site. stupid people such as yourself don't appreciate my humour, that's fine, get over it, don't go on my site. i imagine that it's too subtle for you. maybe i should make it more obvious. on my wife game, shall i have a big message: HEY, MALE SUPERIORITY VIEWS ARE OUTDATED AND IRRELEVANT IN SOCIETY! THIS GAME IS MAKING FUN OF THEM! STUPID MEN THINK THAT WOMEN JUST WANT TO BE SHAGGED AND GO SHOPPING! LOL! or on the gay people page; LOOK AT THESE STUPID STEROTYPICAL VIEWS HOMOPHOBES HAVE! AREN'T THEY FUNNY! LOL! would that be funnier? would you get it then? or maybe i should just not write anything at all - wrong answer, of course, because i'll do what i damn well please on my own website.
i have made my views about censorship clear. if someone is going to be influenced by my site, they are obviously ridiculously young or stupid, and their parents should take action by using filtering software.
this is just getting old, pete should keep his position, he does a great job in my opinion, and why anyone would choose to make a fake version of ashman is beyond me...
I tried my best to stay out of this, but I think the two posts above me sum up my position, except for purchasing games about rape I reckon I could easily make one on MMF. But that's besides the point. I never had a problem with Pete's adminnyness, or his humour, and I'm a firm believer in people's freedom to say what they want, and people who don't like it to just not fucking look at it.
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Registered 23/09/2002
Points 4811
29th July, 2004 at 05:21:33 -
sorry if i'm too subtle for you as well dustin. satire IS based on being offensive to the ideals or persons in question. almsot ALL humour is based on offensiveness or victimization. if you don't think my website's funny, i don't care. not my problem. if people are offended by my website, that's great, it means i've made an impression. if you can't see any wit at all in my website, what the hell do you think wit is?
I just read your site and... OH MY GOD!!!!1 I cant believes the words you say! you're a sexiest, racest and an incest!! YOU SICK FREAK!!!!!!!!!!111 I CANT BELIEVE YOU WUOLD USE A STEREOTYEP FOR HUMOUR!!!!11
Oh, and wit is the ability to use words in a clever and humorous way.
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Points 4811
29th July, 2004 at 07:48:59 -
i'm actually surprised no one's complained about the "family fun night" on the whore pits page (in ridge online). that's generally regarded as being the most disgusting thing there.
There's a guy who off and on posts on my EQ server's message board who was in the former top guild on the server which went by the name "Da`Kor". Well, for as long as anyone could remember (who had been there for forever) this person had Da`Kor linked to his signature to direct people to the guild's website, however by clicking the ` in the link it would send you to some odd porn site. Off and on for about once or twice a year someone would just find that out and start a new thread saying "This guy needs to be banned because he has a link to a porn site in his signature, and that's against the forum rules!"
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