I'm never bored when I'm with you.
We're pals, we're buddies through and through.
I wish I knew what to buy for you
On your birthday.
Our friendship goes against the grain.
I've seen you swell up in the rain.
I saw you - didn't see your pain;
Was it termites?
It's never hard to talk to you,
Though you stump me with your silence.
I feel so naughty pining here
For your happy face's guidance.
My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank
Sitting there so silently,
What could you be thinking?
You're not saying; I won't axe
Is that sealant that you're drinking?
Man, you're hammered! Nailed you, pal!
Al Gore's wife's name is "Tipper."
I knew that we'd be best friends for life
When I saved you from that chipper.
My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank
Ooo, Plank,
Count the rings, count the rings!
OooOOoo, Plank,
Count the rings
I'd walk you on the seven seas
But sawdust always makes me wheeze.
I met your mom and dad the trees
But please don't get Dutch elm disease!
My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank
You're my best friend, Plank!
You are all wrong. I have the best avatar . MUHAHAAA!
Beware, be alert, prepare to defend yourself, or just run for your lives(!), because
JarmoNator has entered the building... (see avatar)
that dark human beast is almost unstoppable, invincible and totally gone CRAZY!