I wish I were a derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.
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21st October, 2004 at 18:21:53 -
Ha! Funny stuff yet again. Keep 'em coming, and I did have a problem with my OWN lesbian joke thingy. funny though, with the breasts from space thing. lol, and Asparagus, when i said the WORST thing to do to a hot girl or say to her, i meant like the dumbest, most unharmfulest, FUNNIEST, thing to do. so people, start putting random funny stuff on, like:
I actually have a sadly true story, which I'll share here in the absence of anything better to do.
When I first got to University, the first night in hall I met a girl who I really got on well with - we'd both been on our school yearbook staff, both kept quotebooks (yes, yes, I know) - we were very similar. We arranged to meet each other that night in the Union.
So, once I'd waited around for her to arrive there, we sat down, and she asked me if I smoked. Now, having left my brain on standby at that point, I didn't think, and instead launched in to my usual tirade about how there was nothing more that I loathed on Earth more than cigarette smoke and that I couldn't imagine what drove "those idiots" to want to do it.