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Ergh.. I rarely ever give games 1/10... and this is one of those games.. In fact I usually over rate games... But this isn't Mario. Doesn't even come close. I usually like fan games, but I see why people don't. Useually people come up with crud like this. Story - Mario goes up a mountain to shoot bad guys with.. er.... things... that.. er.. appear out his butt... That's about it.. Graphics - 256 Colours + Ripped graphics + Mixed Graphics + Libary Graphics + A red dot = one big goose egg for this game. Seriously, how many times do I have to say this. MIXED GRAPHICS DON'T LOOK GOOD! He even had the nerve to use LIBARY graphics.. LIBARY GRAPHICS! NEVER EVER USE THEM! Since the game is in 256 colours, Mario's colours aren't true to his GBA form. And those enemies.. look like they were ripped from a N64... that might not sound bad.. but remember, he's using GBA graphics and Libary graphics.. Yeh right. Sound FX - Two sound fx. Wow. Guess what. They don't suit. That's right. I'm pritty sure their from the Gamesfactory CD too. Music - To were I got, I heard only too peieces of music. Gee wizz. Wot do we have here? The Cave world Music from the Mario World, for the main level, and the title screen from the same game for the.. guess. Difficulty - Near impossible. Well, that's just the level designs fault. The enemies only take 1 point off you. Don't get me started on the level design.. read on.. Gameplay - Perfectic. The level design is awlful, Mario has to jump on these TINY blocks and wierd lookin' mountain peaks. But the engine used is that buggy, Mario can barely JUMP, let alone land on those TINY blocks. Enemies do sqwat.. nothing. Pressing CTRL shoots a tiny red dot out of Mario's butt at the enemies. That's about it. Controls - Terrible. Mario is unresponsive, and it's very difficult to control him. To make things even worse, he didn't do the shooting correctly. It's what you do when you use: Platform movement: Press CTRL - Shoot Ball in direction of Mario. The effect? Shooting that's hard to control. Conclusion - This is one of the worst click games i've seen. PERIOD. Tip to Adam? Do some research on how Mario actually plays and Static engines. This game really does suck. It sucks that bad you could give it a lemon and it'd still keep on sucking.
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