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The Daily Click ::. Downloads ::. Review Review: Unknown Game 2253
Summary Wacky Welder. That name seems like english, but unfortunately it's not. It's actually Heiroglyphics. Using the Rosetta Stone I deciphered it to discovered that in actual english, it means Boring, Pointless and Repeatitive Drivvel.....yikes...Those Egyptians were harsh, weren't they? Gameplay *Ashman is caught sleeping* "Huh, wha Huh?" *Ashman is jolted awake by eager Review Readers* "Oh right, the welder game" If you hadn't noticed, that actually was an acid tongued pun concerning the games, well, mediocre gameplay.. "Ooooohh, thats gotta hurt!" says the audience! You control a welder who obviously isn't getting enough hours down at the refinery. I believe the little chap should leave the poor blobs alone, and go weld something useful, like a car or something. The controls are reasonably easy to adopt, but it gets boring very quickly, and an abundance of bugs also make the gameplay less stimulating. You'd better fix these bugs in the future. More intricate level design would have improved this...alot! Graphics & Presentation Can you say...Plagerism? Ripped graphics ahoy, with some original ones thrown in to give you even more heeby jeebies! Plus, that flame effect....egh! Like it's a constant flame that is always the same size. It would expand and retract not just sit there like some kind of stoned duck. Plus a bit more alteration in each levels backgrounds would be great! Sound and Music Nothing really noticable here. Kinda just blended in without taking away from the rest of the game. Which is generally what you want.....unless they blend in cos your too distracted laughing at the game....OK that wasn't nice but it had to be said! Title Screen I had to give this a seperate section...it was just...futile to resist. So, what can I say about this boring, pixelated imitation of something that road kill would beat in a beauty contest! Hmmm, I think I've made my point. Lastability If anything, it lasts too long! It has, what? 30 levels or something....even if it could keep me interested for that long....oh wait...that wouldn't happen! Overall The poor welder was just trying to be wacky in peace, and then they put him in this crap! Poor Guy! Not recommended unless suffering from insomnia PS : Sorry if I was a little harsh!
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