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The Daily Click ::. Downloads ::. Review Review: Unknown Game 2426
"here is a funny toilet humour game where you have to catch the poo." Descriptive, huh? That's the only sentence the author could write when describing his game "Toilet Troubles". Merely the name is a turnoff to those who have a brain, for this game is sheer drivel. The game mechanics are, of course, simple as well. Your 'character', the protagonist, is a simple, industrial strength porcelainn beauty, a toilet. Your mission, should you choose to accept it (probably not), is to prevent the evil 'anal' from littering the bathroom floor with his, er, misgivings. It isn't The Lord of the Rings, but it is a conflict that we all have to deal with. Control is simple. Move Mr. Potty left or right, and attempt to 'catch' the goods. By 'catch' I mean simple collide with the crap. Why the person involved is defecating three feet above a toilet is not my concern. Also, there is absolutely no penalty for having the stuff miss the toilet, besides a bruised ego. Sound: Nonexistant, save for a squeaky greeting voice the does nothing but give one a sense of dread. The creator has also included multiplayer modes, a deathmatch type Toilet-vs-Ass showdown, in which one lucky player is the dispenser, raining down fire from above. The other is head-to-head, where not one, but TWO! toilets compete for the prized poop. Personally, I think there is enough crap on the internet for everybody. There is really no reason to play this game. I hold no malice for the creator, an eleven year old boy, only his creation. Why he would even post such nonsense is beyond me. This game is simply quite revolting. Its an insult to humanity, the Daily Click, and Clickteam in general. Actually, this is insulting to creation itself. FINAL VERDICT Highs: It inspired me to defrag my hard drive a couple times. Lows: Gameplay, graphics, sound, topic. Bottom Line: Crappy topic, crappy game, no?
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