The Daily Click ::. Downloads ::. Review Review: Leap Frog (not the V-Real Original Version)
An Ashman Dissing err I mean Review By Ashman Foreword by Jonathon Smeby Foreword I'm gay! Review Chaz originally created this game to outdo a previous Frogger clone, both made in 45 minutes. Personally, I think 45 minutes of self pleasure would have been more worthwhile for the author! This... shonky... "game" is about as fun as ramming a giant metal pole into ones skull and running around in a lightening storm... I know I checked. Title Screen Bah, my eyes are melting. This is so bad it's laughing... only I'm not laughing. I'm crying. I mean, the frog moves, the paint shop pro dodgy text is a disgrace and what kind of mental patient did those balls? String the author up for this one! Music 5 seconds long non looping midis that worm their way and your brain and eat it from the inside out. Gameplay There was gameplay? I must have missed it while I was dry heaving! The cars are just created at different intervals depending on the level... which doesn't really matter if you have winamp playing... wall of cars with no gaps anyone? Graphics *gag* Presentation I won't review this section. It would be unfair as the author obviously had an epileptic fit whilst preparing this ensemble of crap! Lastability I spent more time deleting this game than playing it. Overall This makes me ill with illness. Ditch the strap on man and get a real male appendage! PS : See ya at school Chaz!
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