now that i know i will never get to sleep, I will make up one...
being raped by an old woman and then having your cock ground up in some sort of gear thingy... then having your eyelids cut off and having lemon juice dropped in them and in the bleeding remains of your cock... then having a rusty metal hook shoved up your anus (really far) and then being buried in fresh elephant poo until you suffocate (zookeepers have died like that!).
Ze Pickle's projects:
Not working on any right now. Aw, man.
We had the exact same discussion on another forum a couple of months ago.
Then I wrote (translating): To have your head in a container filled with acid which slowly burns away your skin then works it's way into the muscles and then starts eating on the skull while someone keeps you awaki and alive all the time until you land face down in hell.
Being crucified i an arctic terrain would really be painful. THe blood from you wounds would freese solid before coagulating (that would hurt a bit), then when you're almost dead someone comes and cuts the big cross down so you land on the ground with the cross over you, thus breaking your nose and yaw (and possibly some other bones too). Then you'd be left to die freesing.
no body even considered getting a continuos blood transfusion while being lowered onto a sander EXTREMELY slowly with your body set up so you cant avoid it... and caffiene so you dont sleep, nutients in the blood so you dont need to eat (i really did mean slow) and then you could add that t-shirt and ants and put sulphur on the sander and stuff... you know... the usual
Twas brillig, and the slivey toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe,
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the momewraths outgrabe.
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