Some morons stuck nails through the bottom of a popular tube slide at Putney park (a popular park). It's a big slide and at the speed most people go down they would rip huge holes in you. Bastards.
I read about the most awesome way to kill youself. Alan Turing did it when everyone found out he was homosexual. He took a big jar of cyanide and soaked an apple in it, then took a couple of bites.
Dip the apple in the brew. Let the Sleeping Death
seep through
It bonds very quickly with metals in the body, which deactivates cellular respiration. So it basically shuts down the brain very quickly, since that has the highest oxygen requirements and enough bloodflow to draw in a lot of the poison.
Getting crushed alive, but here´s the clue. The room only movies against each other halv a cm a minute or so, so that you feel you´re outer and inner body getting crushed.First you´re shoulders will snap forward, then you´re nose will snap and afterwords you´re skull will SLOWLY get crushed, untill you feel you´re eyes try to pop out without succes. yeah.
Or getting hung upside down by the ankles, naked and kept there for a half hour until your blood leaves your legs and you don´t feel a thing in your lower body. Then someone would saw from between your legs till your navel, and then lift you upside down again so that you can relish the feeling of your intestines falling out. You´d probably bleed slowly to death afterwords.
I like little bunny rabbits!
Red Jihad!
DaVince This fool just HAD to have a custom rating
Registered 04/09/2004
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18th January, 2005 at 09:30:22 -
Melting when someone throws water over you.
No, wait. That was a movie.
More like holding a ring while falling into hot lava.
No, wait. That was a movie again.
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