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4th January, 2006 at 19:16:43 -

I made a comeback on this site 6 months ago and *some* of the quality of games being displayed have literally shocked me..
which is why I share with you some of my hmourous reviews, these are *guarnateed* to make you laugh.
Thanks for reading.

Pig Pong : http://www2.create-games.com/review.asp?id=3017
Mario's Haunted Night : http://www2.create-games.com/review.asp?id=3016
Klonoa : http://www2.create-games.com/review.asp?id=3015
Double Dragon : http://www2.create-games.com/review.asp?id=3014
Space Oddity : http://www2.create-games.com/review.asp?id=3010
(very funny )

I'm also thinking of starting up a site with crap klik game reviews, what do you think?

 
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4th January, 2006 at 19:34:48 -

I want my money back.

 
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4th January, 2006 at 20:09:44 -

Leave it to the professionals. By the way, in the text you give Pig Pong 4/10 but in the actual rating you gave it 5.

 
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4th January, 2006 at 21:29:45 -

You can't degrade other games for spelling mistakes if you can't spell yourself.

 
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4th January, 2006 at 21:38:56 -

It's true, son.

 
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4th January, 2006 at 22:53:39 -

Your reviews are astonishingly difficult to parse.

 
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4th January, 2006 at 23:59:41 -

most of these are just retarted. you suck. especially the double dragon review. that game kicks ass. "by the time you press punch and it hits, you could read the lord of the rings series." thats just immature.

 

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5th January, 2006 at 00:05:37 -

Calm down, it's his own opinion on the game.

 
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5th January, 2006 at 17:02:08 -

heh

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5th January, 2006 at 17:06:30 -

Haha, anyone else get a mail (besides Axel)? Apparently, zapdude is a "legen" because he's been here for four years. Failed to notice I havn't submitted crap, and I have been here longer.

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5th January, 2006 at 17:12:40 -

Yeah, I quickly edited out that because I was saying I thought it was Phizzy, who I now know it wasn't.
I got this:

zapdudes reviews
Sent: 05/01/2006
From: Jason nested
u jsut dont get his reviews do u? u ass bandit. cant u read english u piece of tramp shit.

I replied to it before I checked this thread. However, I wrote in it that I suspected a fake account, he joined today, see?

 
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5th January, 2006 at 17:15:43 -

Yeah, I read your original post. Mine was:
"can u read at all u dumb piece of tramp shit. zapdude is a legen, he's bin on here for 4 years. u sad gay loner "

 
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5th January, 2006 at 17:16:24 -

and they have the same IP of course.

 
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5th January, 2006 at 17:30:54 -

Me too! It's quite hilarious, really.

 
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5th January, 2006 at 17:46:01 -

Zapdude, if it's your fake account: Just forget anything I wrote in that PM

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5th January, 2006 at 17:48:57 -

How about that suckers?
same IP my d*** one of my friends signed up so there you go.
But if you want to waste your life playing/creating $hit games then that's your problem I crack up laughing at the poor quality.
Just to let you guys know. The 'Daily $hit' is going to be launching soon and I'm going to be separating the wheat from the chaff, the fruit from the vegetables and most importantly your f******g $hit games
double dragons a rip. orignal? my a$$
I can spell better than most $hit dyslexic clickers so suck on that.
It's a shame to see a downfall of such a good community I remember when good games like 'Fishead' got GOTW.


 
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5th January, 2006 at 18:19:00 -

the fishhead games were crap.

 
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5th January, 2006 at 18:29:01 -

On your own Hayo, there was a LOT of originality back then.
From the top 8 games none of them were made in 2005.
I don't give a crap if the IP's are the same I showed my friend the reviews and he created an account just so he could take the mick out of some of you, I'm not that dumb to use the same f*****g IP, and then Reply in capitals.


 
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5th January, 2006 at 18:34:41 -

nah, almost the same then

I actually do agree with some of your reviews btw, I seem to be one of the few people here who doesn't really like the double dragon game.

 
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5th January, 2006 at 19:01:08 -

that's a great big breath of fresh air Hayo, although I am starting to realise that some people may like some games better than others. But I guess some are weird.
I urge you to download that 'Klonoa' game mentioned in my first post on this topic and see.

 
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5th January, 2006 at 19:26:08 -

looking at a screenshot was enough.

Anyway I don't think we are more shit than 3 or 4 years ago, there have always been shit games and good games...there are just more of them now.

 
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6th January, 2006 at 10:24:35 -

Being abusive won't get you any more respect, you know. Whether it was you or your friend, that was the reason the account was removed.

 
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6th January, 2006 at 21:24:05 -

Yes, I can see you can determine whats original from the stuff you release. Please indulge us on why fangames are original.

 
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7th January, 2006 at 04:14:07 -

Well they can still be graphically and musically original with new ideas thrown in for good measure. However the concept is obviously going to be based on the original game.

I wish i was send an obscene pm so i could laugh at something after failing to find anything funny about the reviews.

 
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7th January, 2006 at 04:25:14 -

Not necessarily. Fangames only need to involve the same characters, or even just the same game universe. Just normally if you're doing something completely different you'd make it more your own.

 
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7th January, 2006 at 04:42:21 -

i think zapdude is just jealous, because he is too stupid to figure out how to use mmf, or tgf.

 

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7th January, 2006 at 13:45:15 -

Although Zapdude was un justly rude on the Double Dragon review it was still more accurate than the other 2 reviews who gave it a 10/10 IMO. Everybody’s entitled to their own opinion, if you don’t like what he writes no body is forcing you to read it.

 
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7th January, 2006 at 20:30:59 -

"I am starting to realise that some people may like some games better than others. But I guess some are weird."

Does that mean what I think it does?

Er, because if it does then I have to ask how you didn't know that already. You can't possibly think people like all games the same, surely?

 
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7th January, 2006 at 20:39:38 -

These reviews aren't funny. They're stupid.

 
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8th January, 2006 at 20:06:41 -

Some crazy guy (who, I believe, is Zapdude) wrote me this kind DC Mail:

"can u read at all u dumb piece of tramp shit. zapdude is a legen, he's bin on here for 4 years. u sad gay loner"

-X-Member24835


 
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8th January, 2006 at 20:09:29 -

Oh yes, cause the "quality" of Zap's games floored me.

Congrats Zap, you've just found your way onto my list of morons.

 
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8th January, 2006 at 20:12:06 -

Oh no, he's not an idiot!!! He's been here for FOUR YEARS!!!!!!!1111

 
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8th January, 2006 at 21:53:52 -

Haha, this topic is stupid.

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What? I have the right to say that!


 
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8th January, 2006 at 23:20:57 -

you are stupid and vulgar zapdude. you cant make games better than anyone on this site, and this is a community site, which means amatuers too. you are just a moron and cant figure out what that means. you arent funny, so stop trying to be.

 
   

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