Alright everybody who has already been to a job interview might know the question “Name three positive facts and three negative facts about you”
And you would be stupid if you really named 3 NEGATIVE facts about you. So you have to tell them 3 negative facts which still make you sound like a great person so they will hire you.
SO please answer my question:
“Name three positive facts and three negative facts about you”
If Kitty has an IQ of 127, he must have some way of calculating it that nobody else has ever heard of.
"Does your family inbreed?"
"No!" - IQ + 10
"Yes! I'm the result of inbreeding!" - IQ + 127
Anyway, to the point (or was that the point?):
Positives:
Intelligent;
Can be funny at times (mostly when I'm drunk or hyper);
Good at learning.
Negatives:
Can be a little insensitive at times;
Clumsy most of the times;
Spend too much money on things I don't actually need.
--> I can't think of much that is good about me -- Not bigheaded I guesss (though I probably can be)
--> I can play the piano (without teh lessons olol)-- implies self motivated discipline and creativity
--> I can formulate an arguement that makes sense to anyone with a brain -- suggests I have a brain?
Negatives
--> Friends always dump me (good if you are looking for someone who won't mix social life with business)
--> Low self esteem (maybe I should see a doctor... seeing a doctor will make sure I don't die from a disease or something)
--> I know too many people who would be better off not knowing me (mr employer will be the first person who will be better off)
-- Maybe there should be "Writes an essay for a short response" somewhere...
Do you feel you are being... watched?
Peblo Custom ratings must be 50 characters or less
Registered 05/07/2002
Points 185
19th February, 2006 at 01:43:03 -
Positives:
+ Smart for being twelve
+ Creative
+ High self esteem
Negatives:
- Arrogant at times
- Bad at arguing
- Kinda boring.
"Isn't it always amazing how we characterize a person's intelligence by how closely their thinking matches ours?"
~Belgarath
DaVince This fool just HAD to have a custom rating
Registered 04/09/2004
Points 7998
19th February, 2006 at 17:50:30 -
Kitty: you didn't understand this huh?
Your IQ being 127 and you being Christian is nothing positive, and you're not funny.
Everbody hates me isn't a negatve fact about you either, it's the RESULT of OTHER negative facts you didn't name. And being a n00b... Er, OTHERS decide that for you.
Positives:
When there is a task to be done, I get it done.
I always finish what I start.
Can work peacively with other people.
Negatives:
I dislike people who are, "high on the hog."
I dislike people who steal from the workplace.
I dislike people who have nothing good to say about anyone else.
Dark One Entertainment
Step Out Of The Light And Enter The Darkness "Why do we need this?
Who was it that said,
Great things come to great men
Well that f**ker lied to us
There's nothing here but a wasteland."
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