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blueemu (Heretic Emu Studios) Registered 25/06/2002 Points 952	13th February, 2004 at 14:21:38 - Yo bitches anyone got any half funny t-shirt slogans I could steal for this college project im doing so far all i've come up with are ''your face the ultimate contraceptive'' ''Germany losing wars est 1918'' and ''the bible proping up bookshelves est you learnt about dinosaurs'' "Real men don't use brakes" James Dean (honest) www.hereticemu.com/studios games n shit
Cazra Crazy? Registered 24/07/2002 Points 4472	13th February, 2004 at 14:48:49 - I've come up with a few: -"If you don't know my phone number, call me and ask for it." -"If you talk to inanimate objects, they'll prove that they're smarter than you." -"Santa Clause is always watching you." n/a
AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuff Registered 20/08/2002 Points 2364	13th February, 2004 at 14:56:46 - I thought of some; "Snerlin comes up with crap slogans" and "This slogan was made by Snerlin. That's why it sucks."
Cazra Crazy? Registered 24/07/2002 Points 4472	13th February, 2004 at 15:01:29 - "Be AsparagusTrevor's enemy today. He'll flame you for no reason if you don't." Edited by the Author. n/a
Retired Kliker Lazarus The Ed Wood JR of TDC Registered 18/07/2003 Points 7363	13th February, 2004 at 15:05:20 - "Snerlin comes up with crap sloagans." That wasn't funny, Aspargus. That was just stupid. Fine Garbage since 2003. CURRENT PROJECT: -Paying off a massive amount of debt in college loans. -Working in television.
AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuff Registered 20/08/2002 Points 2364	13th February, 2004 at 15:10:57 - I don't see it as flaming for no reason, I see it as constructive critisism. That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it... Edited by the Author.
Klikmaster Master of all things Klik Registered 08/07/2002 Points 2599	13th February, 2004 at 17:58:09 - I have a shirt that says: "Eddie Hitler Stole my Pint" n/a
Rycon Registered 20/09/2002 Points 996	13th February, 2004 at 18:09:25 - I got a Volcom shirt that says 'Do you compute?' Its pretty sick. Its not funny but hey, its freakin awsome. We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams...
AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuff Registered 20/08/2002 Points 2364	13th February, 2004 at 19:03:52 - I have a T-shirt that says "Fuck you, you fucking fuck" on it. Seriously, I got it off the internet. It's a big hit with everyone I meet. I also got a shirt with "Cheese" wrote on it under a picture of cheese, and a shirt that has pictures of animals and says "Meat Tastes Good."
AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuff Registered 20/08/2002 Points 2364	13th February, 2004 at 19:06:57 - You fucking bastard, you've ruined a perfectly good thread. I'd be more profane, like using the 'c' word, but I don't wanna be deleted. Stupid bastard.
ChrisB Crazy? Registered 16/08/2002 Points 5457	13th February, 2004 at 20:29:55 - 'Jesus is coming; look busy' n.b. that's on a shirt my brother bought yesterday n/a
Grazzum - Scorpion E Registered 25/10/2003 Points 918	13th February, 2004 at 21:08:29 - Lol all I could think of "I LIKE YOUR BOOBS" n/a
Joshtek Administrator The Archivist Registered 02/01/2002 Points 3841	13th February, 2004 at 21:14:05 - (for the back of the shirt) "I am a bomb technician, if you see me running then try to keep up." :: Joshtek :: Oreos? GO! OREOS!
Ashman Possibly Insane Registered 12/06/2002 Points 3974	13th February, 2004 at 21:27:47 - LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! @ JoshTek's bomb one. I wish I had that shirt. Can't think of any, but I gotta goto work in a second so I'll think of plenty there. I'll be in touch. Show me the power child, I'd like to say, That I'm down on my knees today, Gives me the butterflies, Gives me away, 'Til I'm up on my feet again, I'm feeling outshined. "Outshined" - SoundGarden
AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuff Registered 20/08/2002 Points 2364	13th February, 2004 at 21:55:47 - Come on people, make MasterM look like a twat.
Joshtek Administrator The Archivist Registered 02/01/2002 Points 3841	13th February, 2004 at 22:02:32 - AsparagusTrevor, your too late. He already does look silly because he did all those hahaha's which made the topic look funny. Edited by the Author. :: Joshtek :: Oreos? GO! OREOS!
Muz Registered 14/02/2002 Points 6499	13th February, 2004 at 22:14:07 - I have lost all respect for MasterM. Disclaimer: Any sarcasm in my posts will not be mentioned as that would ruin the purpose. It is assumed that the reader is intelligent enough to tell the difference between what is sarcasm and what is not.
ChrisB Crazy? Registered 16/08/2002 Points 5457	14th February, 2004 at 10:23:34 - Really? You had some to start with? n/a
MasterM Registered 02/01/2002 Points 701	14th February, 2004 at 13:27:03 - Uh what the heck? Don’t blame me because you dislike Germany. All your nazi crap really pisses me off. Because I am a nice guy I’ll post some t-shirt slogan: My sperm contains vitamin B
Joshtek Administrator The Archivist Registered 02/01/2002 Points 3841	14th February, 2004 at 13:29:18 - Some more t-shirt slogans (not made by me) "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.It comes bundled with the software." "Time's fun when you're having flies." -Kermit the Frog ""HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!"" "Theres no place like /usr/home" You could also get ideas from siglets.com :: Joshtek :: Oreos? GO! OREOS!
Joe.H Evil Faker Registered 19/08/2002 Points 3305	14th February, 2004 at 13:41:57 - "I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing" My signature is never too big!!!
Zane Registered 09/09/2003 Points 1183	14th February, 2004 at 13:45:46 - my mate has one that says "god made grass, man made booze, who do you trust" in case you didnt figure it out the grass reffers to cannabis www.klikforever.co.uk GO THERE!!!
Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegif Registered 23/09/2002 Points 4811	14th February, 2004 at 14:02:32 - 'Germany losing wars est 1918' hmmm maybe not... they've only lost 2. france on the other hand have lost pretty much every war they've been engaged with for the past 1000 years. hint. i saw a funny one with the "Pointing Man" from the american army recruitment posters labbelled "you twat". www.thenatflap.co.uk
Knudde (Shab) Administrator Crazy? Registered 31/01/2003 Points 5125	14th February, 2004 at 14:36:14 - God save the idiots. Expel the foreign barbarians. Craps, I'm an old man!
*The* Chris Street Administrator Unspeakably Lazy Admin Registered 14/05/2002 Points 48488	14th February, 2004 at 15:26:26 - What about one which reads, in tiny text, at the very bottom of the shirt: "If you can read this then you are too close" n/a
Kirby Smith Resident Slacker Registered 18/05/2003 Points 479	14th February, 2004 at 15:41:18 - "Poo is only poo if you eat it on a cracker" "Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it." "Santa also knows when you're touching yourself..." "Reality T.V. is anything but..." XBL Gamertag: Rampant Mjolnir
SevenT2 - [GameStormers] Registered 24/07/2002 Points 882	14th February, 2004 at 15:54:50 - I got a few. ... No, no i dont.. well, i might, let me think. "This is a Shirt" "Why are you looking at me?" "Look above or below this shirt for something nice" (I didn't steal these of other shirts or sites, thats why there shit) -------------------------- Current Projects: + + S#32 + Ricky Runfast! + The GameStormers (YouTube Channel) + Final Fart! (Board Game) The GameStormers: [ http://www.thegamestormers.com ]
Cazra Crazy? Registered 24/07/2002 Points 4472	15th February, 2004 at 07:40:24 - I know another one: "It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on." n/a
Penguin Seph Registered 11/12/2002 Points 1338	15th February, 2004 at 09:39:28 - Here's one: "The owl tells me to burn things..." Hi!
Grazzum - Scorpion E Registered 25/10/2003 Points 918	19th February, 2004 at 20:44:16 - "I Lactate" n/a
Muggus Possibly Insane Registered 31/07/2002 Points 2958	19th February, 2004 at 23:48:49 - Best one I ever saw was at the Sydney Big Day out this year. Had a picture of Jesus on the front and on the back in big bold writing says "Jesus is a cunt" I got one my mum brought be back from Germany that says "Save Water. Drink Beer" MUGGUS Come and annoy me more at www.muggus69.tk STOUT ANGER!!!
Steve Harris Codito Ergo Sum Registered 28/01/2002 Points 2032	20th February, 2004 at 10:32:09 - A few from my recent lads holiday in Kos (thats greece): "I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day" "I've lost my virginity, can I have yours?" "I'm good at math: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply." http://www.create-games.com/project.asp?view=main&id=927 www.steveharris.info www.useful-by-design.co.uk www.aellamassemailer.com www.turningthetide.info
Joe.H Evil Faker Registered 19/08/2002 Points 3305	20th February, 2004 at 12:38:28 - 'Homosexuals are gay' My signature is never too big!!!
Nickstudios Registered 22/08/2003 Points 479	20th February, 2004 at 12:40:57 - I used to have this one that said like Tony the sniper and it had Tony the tiger with a gun in his hand and at the bottom it said cereal killer. n/a
AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuff Registered 20/08/2002 Points 2364	20th February, 2004 at 13:19:43 - A T-shirt saw the other day had a picture of Harold Shipman, and underneath it said "Carry on Doctor." Sick but funny.
Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegif Registered 23/09/2002 Points 4811	20th February, 2004 at 15:20:56 - jd, harold shipman is the UK's most popular serial killer with a running total of over 200 victims! not bad going, considering his beard, which you'd have thought would be a dead giveaway. www.thenatflap.co.uk
AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuff Registered 20/08/2002 Points 2364	20th February, 2004 at 15:44:13 - Yeah, Harold Shipman was a doctor, and that's how he managed to kill so many people, he offed his patients with drugs and stuff and covered his tracks. One of the world's most prolific serial killers. He hanged himself in his prison cell a couple of months ago, the fuck.
Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegif Registered 23/09/2002 Points 4811	20th February, 2004 at 15:54:29 - i don't know why so many people hate him; i bet he was a fun guy once you got to know him. (excuse my morbid humour.) www.thenatflap.co.uk
AsparagusTrevor Mine's a pint of the black stuff Registered 20/08/2002 Points 2364	20th February, 2004 at 16:13:17 - Hey, if we couldn't laugh at things like that then the world would be a lot duller.
Grazzum - Scorpion E Registered 25/10/2003 Points 918	21st February, 2004 at 17:16:47 - Breaks down crying n/a
Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegif Registered 23/09/2002 Points 4811	21st February, 2004 at 18:22:35 - well paul, considering they only thought he'd killed about 20 before they discovered all the others, i'd say that it'd be a fair bet. a fiver says you're wrong. \ \ "you're wrong" did you hear that? the fiver has spoken. www.thenatflap.co.uk
Pete Nattress Cheesy Bits img src/uploads/sccheesegif Registered 23/09/2002 Points 4811	22nd February, 2004 at 05:11:24 - yes, i found it in a plant pot. www.thenatflap.co.uk
:JULI@N: Registered 14/07/2002 Points 641	22nd February, 2004 at 12:41:42 - want slogans? go here http://www.fun-with-words.com/funny_t-shirt_slogans.html n/a
blueemu (Heretic Emu Studios) Registered 25/06/2002 Points 952	22nd February, 2004 at 15:28:50 - Ahhh I thank you all anyway heres one more jesus is coming fetch him a towel gets hit by lightning "Real men don't use brakes" James Dean (honest) www.hereticemu.com/studios games n shit
MasterM Registered 02/01/2002 Points 701	13th March, 2004 at 21:29:10 -
Ashman Possibly Insane Registered 12/06/2002 Points 3974	14th March, 2004 at 02:21:04 - That shirt is slimming at least, kiddo. The shirt I got makes me look tubby as all hell. Show me the power child, I'd like to say, That I'm down on my knees today, Gives me the butterflies, Gives me away, 'Til I'm up on my feet again, I'm feeling outshined. "Outshined" - SoundGarden
Crystal Clear (H.E.S) Possibly Insane Registered 06/10/2002 Points 2548	14th March, 2004 at 06:21:13 - Sam's and MasterM's are my fav. HES homepage: http://www.distinctiv-efair.com/heretic/studios Crystal Clear Productions: http://www.distinctiv-efair.com/heretic/crystalclear
blanco Registered 08/10/2003 Points 66	17th March, 2004 at 01:04:00 - c:\dos c:\dos\run run\dos\run or My other shirt is clean (both worn by the comic book guy on the simpsons) Edited by the Author. Edited by the Author. n/a
Cybermaze Registered 03/04/2003 Points 853	17th March, 2004 at 05:58:53 - Lol, theres really some good slogans among the suggestions. Id love the one with the bomb technician Joshtek. Maybe I could make one myself??? Sorry ... cannot come up with anything myself right now. LOL at Pete Nattress ... did you smoke something before the 5£ note talked to you??? If you knew, I would have to kill you...
IC-Chris Registered 07/11/2003 Points 30	30th March, 2004 at 19:18:03 - try these on a t shirt "in dog years im dead" "Senior Citezen: Give me my Damn Discount!" "if at first you dont succeed, sky diving isnt for you" or on the back of a motorcycle jacket "if you can read this my wife fell off" **IC**
JP Registered 07/06/2003 Points 1338	30th March, 2004 at 20:30:03 - I recognize a lot of these from shirts already made, like Joshtek's one. Funny none the less. Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks? Anne-Marie: No, they have to share one.

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