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blueemu (Heretic Emu Studios)



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13th February, 2004 at 14:21:38 -

Yo bitches anyone got any half funny t-shirt slogans I could steal for this college project im doing so far all i've come up with are

''your face the ultimate contraceptive''
''Germany losing wars est 1918''
and ''the bible proping up bookshelves est you learnt about dinosaurs''



 
"Real men don't use brakes" James Dean (honest)

www.hereticemu.com/studios games n shit

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13th February, 2004 at 14:48:49 -

I've come up with a few:

-"If you don't know my phone number, call me and ask for it."
-"If you talk to inanimate objects, they'll prove that they're smarter than you."
-"Santa Clause is always watching you."

 
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13th February, 2004 at 14:56:46 -

I thought of some;
"Snerlin comes up with crap slogans"
and "This slogan was made by Snerlin. That's why it sucks."

 
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13th February, 2004 at 15:01:29 -

"Be AsparagusTrevor's enemy today. He'll flame you for no reason if you don't."

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13th February, 2004 at 15:05:20 -

"Snerlin comes up with crap sloagans."
That wasn't funny, Aspargus. That was just stupid.




 
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13th February, 2004 at 15:10:57 -

I don't see it as flaming for no reason, I see it as constructive critisism. That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it...

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13th February, 2004 at 17:58:09 -

I have a shirt that says: "Eddie Hitler Stole my Pint"

 
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13th February, 2004 at 18:09:25 -

I got a Volcom shirt that says 'Do you compute?' Its pretty sick. Its not funny but hey, its freakin awsome.

 
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13th February, 2004 at 19:03:52 -

I have a T-shirt that says "Fuck you, you fucking fuck" on it.
Seriously, I got it off the internet. It's a big hit with everyone I meet. I also got a shirt with "Cheese" wrote on it under a picture of cheese, and a shirt that has pictures of animals and says "Meat Tastes Good."

 
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13th February, 2004 at 19:06:57 -

You fucking bastard, you've ruined a perfectly good thread. I'd be more profane, like using the 'c' word, but I don't wanna be deleted. Stupid bastard.

 
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13th February, 2004 at 20:29:55 -

'Jesus is coming; look busy'
n.b. that's on a shirt my brother bought yesterday

 
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13th February, 2004 at 21:08:29 -

Lol all I could think of
"I LIKE YOUR BOOBS"



 
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13th February, 2004 at 21:14:05 -

(for the back of the shirt) "I am a bomb technician, if you see me running then try to keep up."

 
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13th February, 2004 at 21:27:47 -

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! @ JoshTek's bomb one. I wish I had that shirt.

Can't think of any, but I gotta goto work in a second so I'll think of plenty there. I'll be in touch.

 
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13th February, 2004 at 21:55:47 -

Come on people, make MasterM look like a twat.

 
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13th February, 2004 at 22:02:32 -

AsparagusTrevor, your too late. He already does look silly because he did all those hahaha's which made the topic look funny.

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13th February, 2004 at 22:14:07 -

I have lost all respect for MasterM.

 
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14th February, 2004 at 10:23:34 -

Really? You had some to start with?

 
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14th February, 2004 at 13:27:03 -

Uh what the heck? Donít blame me because you dislike Germany. All your nazi crap really pisses me off. Because I am a nice guy Iíll post some t-shirt slogan:
My sperm contains vitamin B


 
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14th February, 2004 at 13:29:18 -

Some more t-shirt slogans (not made by me)

"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.It comes bundled with the software."

"Time's fun when you're having flies." -Kermit the Frog

""HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!""

"Theres no place like /usr/home"

You could also get ideas from siglets.com

 
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Oreos? GO! OREOS!

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14th February, 2004 at 13:41:57 -

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14th February, 2004 at 13:45:46 -

my mate has one that says "god made grass, man made booze, who do you trust"
in case you didnt figure it out the grass reffers to cannabis

 
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14th February, 2004 at 14:02:32 -

'Germany losing wars est 1918'

hmmm maybe not... they've only lost 2. france on the other hand have lost pretty much every war they've been engaged with for the past 1000 years. hint.

i saw a funny one with the "Pointing Man" from the american army recruitment posters labbelled "you twat".

 
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14th February, 2004 at 14:36:14 -

God save the idiots.
Expel the foreign barbarians.


 
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14th February, 2004 at 15:26:26 -

What about one which reads, in tiny text, at the very bottom of the shirt:

"If you can read this then you are too close"

 
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14th February, 2004 at 15:41:18 -

"Poo is only poo if you eat it on a cracker"
"Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it."
"Santa also knows when you're touching yourself..."
"Reality T.V. is anything but..."

 
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14th February, 2004 at 15:54:50 -

I got a few.

...


No, no i dont..

well, i might, let me think.

"This is a Shirt"
"Why are you looking at me?"
"Look above or below this shirt for something nice"

(I didn't steal these of other shirts or sites, thats why there shit)

 
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Stephen [NeonairGames]

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15th February, 2004 at 07:40:24 -

I know another one:
"It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on."

 
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15th February, 2004 at 09:39:28 -

Here's one:

"The owl tells me to burn things..."

 
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19th February, 2004 at 20:44:16 -

"I Lactate"

 
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19th February, 2004 at 23:48:49 -

Best one I ever saw was at the Sydney Big Day out this year.
Had a picture of Jesus on the front and on the back in big bold writing says "Jesus is a cunt"

I got one my mum brought be back from Germany that says "Save Water. Drink Beer"

 
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20th February, 2004 at 10:32:09 -

A few from my recent lads holiday in Kos (thats greece):

"I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day"

"I've lost my virginity, can I have yours?"

"I'm good at math: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply."

 
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20th February, 2004 at 12:38:28 -

'Homosexuals are gay'

 
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20th February, 2004 at 12:40:57 -

I used to have this one that said like Tony the sniper
and it had Tony the tiger with a gun in his hand and at the bottom it said
cereal killer.

 
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AsparagusTrevor

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20th February, 2004 at 13:19:43 -

A T-shirt saw the other day had a picture of Harold Shipman, and underneath it said "Carry on Doctor." Sick but funny.

 
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20th February, 2004 at 15:20:56 -

jd, harold shipman is the UK's most popular serial killer with a running total of over 200 victims! not bad going, considering his beard, which you'd have thought would be a dead giveaway.

 
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20th February, 2004 at 15:44:13 -

Yeah, Harold Shipman was a doctor, and that's how he managed to kill so many people, he offed his patients with drugs and stuff and covered his tracks. One of the world's most prolific serial killers. He hanged himself in his prison cell a couple of months ago, the fuck.

 
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20th February, 2004 at 15:54:29 -

i don't know why so many people hate him; i bet he was a fun guy once you got to know him.

(excuse my morbid humour.)

 
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20th February, 2004 at 16:13:17 -

Hey, if we couldn't laugh at things like that then the world would be a lot duller.

 
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21st February, 2004 at 17:16:47 -

*Breaks down crying*

 
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21st February, 2004 at 18:22:35 -

well paul, considering they only thought he'd killed about 20 before they discovered all the others, i'd say that it'd be a fair bet. a fiver says you're wrong.

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"you're wrong"

did you hear that? the fiver has spoken.

 
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22nd February, 2004 at 05:11:24 -

yes, i found it in a plant pot.

 
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22nd February, 2004 at 12:41:42 -

want slogans? go here
http://www.fun-with-words.com/funny_t-shirt_slogans.html

 
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22nd February, 2004 at 15:28:50 -

Ahhh I thank you all anyway heres one more

jesus is coming
fetch him a towel

gets hit by lightning

 
"Real men don't use brakes" James Dean (honest)

www.hereticemu.com/studios games n shit

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13th March, 2004 at 21:29:10 -

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Ashman

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14th March, 2004 at 02:21:04 -

That shirt is slimming at least, kiddo. The shirt I got makes me look tubby as all hell.

 
Show me the power child,
I'd like to say,
That I'm down on my knees today,
Gives me the butterflies,
Gives me away,
'Til I'm up on my feet again,
I'm feeling outshined.


"Outshined" - SoundGarden

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14th March, 2004 at 06:21:13 -

Sam's and MasterM's are my fav.

 
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17th March, 2004 at 01:04:00 -

c:\dos
c:\dos\run
run\dos\run

or

My other shirt is clean



(both worn by the comic book guy on the simpsons)

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17th March, 2004 at 05:58:53 -

Lol, theres really some good slogans among the suggestions.

Id love the one with the bomb technician Joshtek. Maybe I could make one myself???

Sorry ... cannot come up with anything myself right now.

LOL at Pete Nattress ... did you smoke something before the 5£ note talked to you???

 
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30th March, 2004 at 19:18:03 -

try these on a t shirt

"in dog years im dead"
"Senior Citezen: Give me my Damn Discount!"
"if at first you dont succeed, sky diving isnt for you"

or on the back of a motorcycle jacket

"if you can read this my wife fell off"

 
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30th March, 2004 at 20:30:03 -

I recognize a lot of these from shirts already made, like Joshtek's one.

Funny none the less.

 
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