Well, I don't want to make a fight out of this; but I have seen your posts and I haven't notice that poem before; and I have had mine for a couple of weeks.
My suggestion is that we say we didn't went inspired by each others initiatives; and we came up with the idea individually. (Or, if this had been a fighting game: draw X) )
Crappy Crap Rap
I'm gonna do a rap,
no, screw that,
What the crap?
I was walkin' down da street wih ma homies,
(We usually drink tea and eat sconies)
When we suddenly saw this baboon,
(It probably was a platoon)
And he was like: Biatch!
And I was like: Go screw yo momma, sniatch(!?)
I'm gonna do a rap,
no, screw that,
What the crap?
But he got mad,
(And that's bad)
'cuz a mad baboon
is worse than no spoon
He got all matrix on my arse,
(Me thinks it was sabotage)
But I got lotsa bullet time,
so, I just say something that rhyme
I'm gonna do a rap,
no, screw that,
What the crap?
I got a can of whup ass,
and I open it on him,
and he got a red chin
But ma homies don't like to fight,
so they just put on a costume for fright
I'm gonna do a rap,
no, screw that,
What the crap?
Oh man this is getting outa hand,
I mean, it's worse than a friggin purse!
(Full of crap, crap, crap crap crappy crap rap, crappy crap crap, crappy crapp rap)
But the baboon fell to da ground
(and the chipmunk gave a sound)
And I kicked him right thurr,
FURRR, GODS SAKE STOP IT!!!
STOP THIS MADNESS, CHIP!!
I'm gonna do a rap,
no, screw that,
What the crap?
I'm gonna do a rap,
no, screw that,
What the crap?
But it all went well in da end,
I even got a new freind!
And we all drank tea and ate scones,
and bought some pretty stones!
I'm gonna do a rap,
no, screw that,
What the crap?
Uuuuuh yeeeee-eeeaaaah!
I'm gonna do a rap,
no, screw that,
What the crap?
And that's my rap!
(what the crap?)
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The content above makes absolutely no sense. But I guess you've already figured that out.
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